Chapter 2

The school day went by pretty quickly for Double D, besides a few bullies tormenting him and a few names being call, it was a very average day. After the finally bell had rung singling that the school day was over, Double D headed down to his locker to collect materials he would need for that night's homework. Upon opening the locker, the cellular device within his pocket sent a vibration that startled the nerd. He reached into his pocket and retrieved his cell phone. Upon seeing the name flash across the screen, he scrunched his nose up an annoyance. "I wonder what he wants," he thought to himself.

To DD: Meet me and Ed outside by the football field Sockhead!

To Eddy: Whatever for?

To DD: To get this scam on the road books for brains

To Eddy: Even though I'm sure this will end terribly, I can't help you, and I have plenty of homework to do.

To DD: I didn't ask what you had to do, just get here.

To DD: NOW!

Deciding it would be better not to agitate the shorter Ed, Double D closed his locker and began his path to the football field.

Meanwhile…..

Kevin, Rolf, and Nat were inside the locker-room changing into their gear for their afternoon practice along with the rest of their teammates.

"So, have you decided when you gone tell Double Dude how you feel boss?" questioned Nat

"No, and why is it important to whether I tell him or not," shot back Kevin, who was really getting annoyed with Nat for continuously discussing the topic.

"Because, I can't stand idly by while two people who obvious have feelings for one another act like there's nothing going on," said Nat who was waving his hands all over the place for dramatic effect.

"You are a strange fellow, he who hair resembles the color of Papa's bunions," commented Rolf

"Relax man, and just let nature takes it course, I'll tell him when the time is right," said Kevin.

"Fine," huffed Nat.

After a few more minutes of idle chat, the team exited the locker room and made their way onto the field. Upon walking to the field, Kevin noticed Eddy and Ed but no Double D. "Huh, I wonder where Double D's at," he thought to himself. Realizing that he should get some answers out of the two Eds instead of questioning himself, he made his way over to them.

"Hey Dorks!" Kevin shouted while running up to them

"What do you want?" asked a very annoyed Eddy

"Nothing, just wanted to know why you two dorks are out here by MY football field"

"Last time I've checked this was a free country, which means I have the right to be anywhere I want," shot back Eddy

"Where's the sockheaded dork, somewhere playing scientist," smirked Kevin

"That's none of your business Shovelchin, now keep it moving," retorted Eddy

"Yea Yea, listen if any of you dorks decide you wanna sabotage our practice or something, there's gonna be hell to pay," said Kevin as he turned and exited to the field.

"That guy is an idiot," said Eddy rather annoyed

"You think Kevin likes chickens Eddy," asked the lovable oaf

"Shutup Ed."

Before Ed could comeback with something else nonsensical, Double D appeared beside his two child hood friends readily to get this scam, and the beating that was sure to come with it, over with.

"Finally, what took ya' Sockhead," said Eddy crossing his arms in annoyance of his friends tardiness.

"Well Eddy, I had stopped by my locker to retrieve some materials I may need for tonight's homework," said Double D matter-of-factly, "Now do explain this ridiculous scam of yours again, so that I'm clear."

"Well, as we speak the football team is out there practicing their little hearts out, so I devised a scam that will guarantee to make us rich," explained Eddy

"Or guarantee to get us a proverbial beating," sarcastically said Double D

"So, when their through practicing they should be all tired and worn out, that's when we sell them Ed's organic bottled water."

"Unbelievable Eddy, this scam of yours will never work, because the football team has their own supply of water, and besides this water is no-where near "organic" as a matter of fact, this looks and smell like latrine water."

"That's because it is toilet water brainiac, and don't worry lumpy here took care of the team's supply of water," said Eddy wrapping his arm around the neck of his lanky friend, "All you gotta do is build a display table."

By now Double D was becoming rather annoyed at Eddy, he had hoped that Eddy would have gave up scamming people when they reached high school, but unfortunately for him Eddy scams only intensified once he saw all the new potential victims. I mean here they were seniors that would be graduating in a few months and they were still scamming people as if they were still in junior high.

"Let's just get this over with."

After two hours of practice, Kevin decided that the team had enough for that day so he dismissed everyone to the water table.

"Aye Capt., where's the water?" asked one teammate

"Yea, we been bussing our ass today and you mean to tell me there's no water," shouted another. By now the whole team was in an uproar over the lack of water at the table.

"Son of B-," before Kevin could finish his sentence he heard a loud obnoxious voice calling them from the far side of the field. "What's going on boss?" asked a very confused Nat

"If Rolf doesn't get the liquid substance, Rolf's afraid he is gonna pass out," commented Rolf

"Don't worry I have a feeling who took our water, follow me," commanded Kevin

By now the whole team marched over to the table the Eds had set up on the other side of the field

"Hello, and welcome to Eds-," before Eddy could finish his introduction Kevin cut him off by smacking his hand down upon the table, "Put a sock in it dorky, and tell us what you did with our supply of water," demanded Kevin.

"I don't what you are talking about but if its water you want then, I'm sure you will find that Ed's organic water is just as satisfying," responded Eddy

Kevin thought for a second, then picked up one of the bottles of water and inspected it. Upon inspecting it, he noticed that it had an odor and odd coloration. This only fueled his anger. "Exactly what are you dorks trying to pull here, this is toilet water," said Kevin who was now fuming with rage

"Well you see-," before Eddy could explain, the whole football team bomb rushed the table and chased the three dorks down the street towards the cul-de-sac.

"IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HISSELF!" shouted Eddy

"RUN AWAY," screamed Ed and Double D in unison

"Get back here dorks," said the football team chasing after the three Eds.

As the Eds were being chased the cul-de-sac was in short view, so they split up with Eddy and Ed running towards Eddy's house and Double D running towards his own. As Double D was running he cursed his out of shape frame, and in doing so tripped over his own shoe lace falling onto the ground.

"Where do you think you're going Double Dweeb?" smirked Kevin as he towered over the smaller boy. Double D cursed himself under his breath for being so slow, and thoughts began to run through his head as Kevin began to drag him towards his house. Unbeknownst to him, Kevin had a smile plastered across his face.

Thanks for everyone who've read this story, I don't know when the next time I'm going to update but just bare with me. And don't forget to REVIEW! All kinds of criticism are welcome as long as it is constructive. Suggestions are welcome also! Next time we find out exactly what Kevin has in store for Double D in his house.