Here is more Dick for you Kagome04 !
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Wooow that sounds fucking weird ahahah.
Most of the idea came from Tumblr or twitter or whatever.
I really don't want to tell you how to live your life but hey please. Enjoy.
Dick Grayson likes Making weird faces in pictures because it's better to look ugly on purpose
Dick Grayson likes "Your baseball pants are way too tight" said no girl ever
Dick Grayson likes I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find
Dick Grayson likes When the zombie apocalypse is coming, I'll be watching in cute clothes
Damian Wayne likes How to deal with my brother gayness ?
Dick Grayson: I'm not gay !
Damian Wayne: Yup, Drake told me that too.
Tim Drake: But I'm not gay neither !
Damian Wayne: Yeah.. You just don't know it for now.
Dick Grayson: Have you ever lost something and thought "If I could just open a portal to another reality where I haven't ost it, I could steal it from me and get it back" ?
Bruce Wayne: How do you know that's not the reason you lost it ?
Dick Grayson: DAMN
Alfred Pennyworth: Stay calm, Master Richard, you just lost it because you're room is a bloody mess.
Damian Wayne: Did the butler just said "bloody" ?
Dick Grayson: That's because he's british.
Barbara Gordon: If you marry me, you also marry my bookshelves.
Barbara Gordon: Just kidding. Don't touch my books.
Dick Grayson created an event: Pool party at my house, bring your own pool.
Bruce Wayne: lol no.
Dick Grayson just posted a picture.
Jason Todd: That hat make you look like a girl.
Dick Grayson: Am I a pretty girl ?
Damian Wayne likes Food.
Dick Grayson: When did we even first discover the concept of glasses ?
Tim Drake: There was an egyptian pharaoh walking around in the jewel room and he put two crystals up to his eyes
Jason Todd: "WOOOOOOO NEITHOTEP COME LOOK AT THIS"
Damian Wayne: "I JUST DISCOVER THE FUCKING HIGH QUALITY"
Dick Grayson: Who invented hugs ? I mean, the first hug would have been so ankward.
Tim Drake: "What are you doing ? Why are you holding me ?"
Dick Grayson: "Shhhhh trust me. Don't worry, it will catch it on."
Jason Todd: Tim's comments sounds like Damian.
Bruce Wayne: I am tired of those children.
Damian Wayne: You made a typo.
Bruce Wayne: Where ?
Dick Grayson: Replace "those" by "my lovely"
Jason Todd: Have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because Romeo couldn't control his dick ?
Damian Wayne: This make it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can't control it.
Barbara Gordon: Is that not what happened ?
Tim Drake likes OMG I didn't even knew my brother knew how to read.
Nightwing: How many times do you think you've seen the same bird twice ?
Robin: Wow, that was deep.
RedHood: Said your mom.
Damian Wayne: FATHER ! DRAKE STOLE MY LAST COOKIE !
Tim Drake: Pfft, you're so jejune. What are you, twelve ?
Damian Wayne: Yeah, on a scale of one to ten, bye bitch.
Tim Drake likes Brains are awesome. I wish everybody has one.
Jason Todd likes Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
Bruce Wayne likes Feet: a device used for finding Legos in the dark
Jason Todd: WAIT, who the fuck in the house play with Legos ?
Damian Wayne: Grayson do.
Dick Grayson: Excuse me ?
Damian Wayne: Don't lie.
Dick Grayson: Okay. It's me.
Bruce Wayne likes Siblings solidarity.
How was this one ? I really enjoyed writing that ahahah.
Of course Damian is the one who play with Legos, but heaven knows if he don't want to tell it to his brothers.
I may do a chapter with more girls, like Barbara, Steph or Helena. Or one with the baddies. Damn that will be funny.
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Love you x.