Stephanie Brown: What do you feel when there is no coffee ?
Stephanie Brown: Depresso.
Tim Drake: You're a mess.
Damian Wayne: A couple days ago, Dick was driving and he saw a traffic camera flash at him, but he was going the speed limit, so he drove by it 5 more times, thinking it was funny because he was doing nothing wrong, and today, he got 6 tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt
Bruce Wayne: Dick Grayson, you're grounded, no more car.
Dick Grayson: Wait, I dont live with you anymore !
Bruce Wayne: Who cares ?
Selina Kyle: Woops.
Bruce Wayne: What did you do ?
Selina Kyle: Nothing !
Bruce Wayne: What did you break ?
Selina Kyle: Nothing !
Bruce Wayne: Oh, damn, Alfred, count the children !
Damian Wayne likes I wish I was an only child.
Dick Gayson likes Hate and love are so close.
Damian Wayne likes My mother is better than yours
Jason Todd likes Your mother is better than every woman ever
Dick Grayson: I don't understand the saying "You are what you eat". I don't remember eating a sexy beast.
Nightwing: You are all now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
Superboy: This is the most hopeful thing i've ever heard.
Speedy: What if I die tomorrow and never get my nachos ?
Superboy: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
Nightwing: Go away from my post.
Alfred Pennyworth: Stephanie Brown got detention and a letter home, because a boy said to her "Girls don't fart" so she sat on him and farted.
Oracle: Windows 8 can suck my dick.
Blackbat: Wow, I can't believe how far technology has come.
Helena Bartellini: Romeo, Romeo, where the fuck is you, romeo
Barbara Gordon: Fuuuuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is "Wherefore art thou" and maybe if you stopped being an assumtion-making bag of fucking asshole, you would know that wherefore DOES NOT FUCKING MEAN "WHERE" WHEREFORE MEANS "WHY" ! SHE'S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS
Damian Wayne: Romeo, romeo, why the fuck is you Romeo
Dick Grayson: The stars looks so beautiful tonight…
Barbara Gordon: Yes, they do.
Dick Grayson: But do you know who's even more beautiful ?
Barbara Gordon: Aw Dickie…
Dick Grayson: Jason.
Jason Todd likes that.
Connor Kent: Sweatshirts are probably one of my favorite things in the world, like am I wearing a bra ? Probably not cause I'm a guy, but the mystery is still here.
Selina Kyle: How many innocent cats have been lifted in the air because of the Lion King ?
Damian Wayne: And how many innocent young gentlemen ?
Tim Drake: You're neither innocent, nor a gentleman, Wayne.
Jason Todd: I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing. Like, I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now I am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed.