p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: left;"Yo guys, it's me. After.. Something like four months, I'm finally back. I'm really really really sorry for the long time, but I had my final exam (which I passed with chance) and then, summer holidays, so I didn't had time to write. /p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDick Grayson:/strong Alfred is out of town, so I have successfully eaten burritos for the last four meals. Which all happened before noon./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDick Grayson:/strong Eating this 5 th burrito is not really fun, but I've given up on too many goals in the past and I'm not giving up on another./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDick Grayson:/strong For the 6 th time today, I chated with the lady making my burrito. She laughed when I came in the 3rd time, but now she looks concerned./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDamian Wayne:/strong Damn, Alfie, you need to come back the soonest possible./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongAlfred Pennyworth:/strong Holidays, master Damian. Holidays./p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDick Grayson/strong at strongBruce Wayne:/strong I like you… Do you like me ?/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongBruce Wayne:/strong No./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDick Grayson:/strong Oh…br / strongBruce Wayne:/strong You never asked if I loved you./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDick Grayson:/strong Do you love me ?! :D/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongBruce Wayne:/strong No./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDamian Wayne/strong likes that./p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongBarbara Gordon/strong likes strongDefensive Eating: Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it./strong/p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongTim Drake/strong at strongBarbara Gordon:/strong Come over./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongStephanie Brown:/strong Do you have good ?/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongTim Drake:/strong Bruce isn't home./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongStephanie Brown:/strong Is he coming back with food ?/p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongJason Todd:/strong I wanna date someone cuter than me./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongJason Todd:/strong Saddly./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongJason Todd:/strong I'm the cutest./p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongClark Kent/strong at strongDamian Wayne:/strong What do u want to be when you grow up ?/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDamian Wayne:/strong Not you./p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongStephanie Brown:/strong Have you ever really thought about how, when you look at the moon, it's the same moon Shakespeare, Marie Antoinette, Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at ?/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDick Grayson:/strong They all looked at the moon./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDick Grayson:/strong Hey are all dead./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDick Grayson:/strong The moon is killing people./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDick Grayson:/strong Wake up !/p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongBatman:/strong If babies had the possibility to see the world before birth, we woud have no one in the world, just angry and fat women./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongWonder Woman:/strong Supes, did you hack Batman account again ?/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongBatman:/strong No. It's me. Batman. The Night and the Death./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongBatman:/strong Fuck you scootboy./p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDamian Wayne:/strong I tried to teach my goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they'd pee in that spot./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDick Grayson:/strong Except that they think that now, whenever they pee, they get a treat./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongJason Todd:/strong So whenever they see him, they pee./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongAlfred Pennyworth:/strong Pavlov is laughing in his grave./p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongBarbara Gordon/strong at strongDick Grayson:/strong How in hell do you get "Dick" from Richard ?/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongJason Todd:/strong You ask him nicely./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongBruce Wayne:/strong JASON/p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDamian Wayne/strong likes strongReplace every vowel in your name with oob./strong/p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDick Grayson:/strong Doobck./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongTim drake:/strong Toobm./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDamian Wayne:/strong Doobmooboobn/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongJason Todd:/strong Joobsoobn/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongStephanie Brown:/strong Stoobphoobnooboob/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongBarbara Gordon:/strong Boobrboobroob/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongBruce Wayne:/strong Broobcoob/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongDamian Wayne:/strong I don't know which is better./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongJason Todd:/strong Mine. Me is always better./p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongTim Drake:/strong A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it and i started thinking like it was just trying to get food what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck how would I feel ?!/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongAlfred Pennyworth:/strong Are you okay ?/p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"Stephanie Brown: I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason, and when I realized he wasn't, I was so shocked/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongBruce Wayne:/strong I always knew you were a weird girl./p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongStephanie Brown:/strong Do you still love me ?/p
p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center;"strongBruce Wayne:/strong Of course, I do./p
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p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt; text-align: left;"*Get my head out of the box I was hiding in* Hello ? So... How was it ? Did you enjoyed, as I asked you ? I hope you did. Really. Tell me what you want for the next one okay ? See you soon x./p