Here are some parts that are parodies of the scenes with Pepe le Pew and Penelope Pussycat. I don't own anything but the fanfic and Illustre. Enjoy.

Ch.4: Lover's Chase Times Two

Daring ran as fast as she could to find a good place to hide away from Ahuizotl for the rest of her half-hour. She knows that she has two tries; if she strikes out, Ahuizotl will never let her go. She could only hope that she can dodge him a while longer this time.

She soon reaches the throne room where dozens of warm-colored tapestries hung on the walls, each displaying a Mareyan work of art.

Perhaps I can hide behind one of the tapestries, she thought to herself. But how can I do so without exposing myself. My hooves will give me away by sticking out from under it, and I can't fly. She quickly looked around until she spotted a good one, a wide blue tapestry decorated with golden jaguars and large golden tassels at the bottom and touching the floor…large enough to cover her hooves!

Perfect! She then dashed towards it and quickly hid behind it, aligning her hooves perfectly to the tassels so Ahuizotl won't see them from the other side. With a smirk of confidence, Daring sighed with relief.

"He'll never find me now," she whispered to herself…just a few seconds before a familiar pair of blue-furred arms snaked their way around her.

"No matter how well I hide out in the shadows myself, you have quite the instinct of sniffing me out." Turning with shock, she saw to her dismay Ahuizotl, who then winked at her before pecking her on the check with a kiss. With a yelp, Daring dashed out of his embrace and out from behind the tapestry to escape, causing the blue flirt to fly back and get tangled up in the tapestry that fell on him.

"That chica really knows how to flip me," he chuckled to himself as he watched Daring run out of the throne room. But the mare's mind was too busy racing to let her hear him.

No, no, no, no, NO! I can't believe he found me that quickly! Must be those animal instincts of his again. Other than that, I've one last strike left…and probably twenty-five minutes left! I gotta make this last chance count…Otherwise, I'll end up as his little cuddle-bunny!

She swallowed back the puke caught in her throat as she went back to finding her last hiding spot.

*Ponyville*

Rainbow Dash flew as fast as her tiring wings would carry her before spotting the Cutie Mark Crusaders' treehouse. She had just gotten out of the kissy embrace of Lionwing and now needs a new place to hide. So she zoomed into the treehouse to the surprise of the Crusaders playing at the bench nearby.

"Rainbow Dash?" Scootaloo asked before the older Pegasus shot her head out the window with fear.

"You never saw me!" she hissed to them. "I wasn't here!" She quickly shot back inside to hide again, surprising the little fillies even more.

"What in tarnation…" Apple Bloom started before they spotted Lionwing flying towards them and alighting beside the bench.

"'Ello, petites," he purred to them, "'ave you seen Rainbow Dash anywhere?" It was then the girls noticed it. The Prench accents…the skunk features…Lionwing's been shot by a Pepe le Pew Love Arrow.

"Uh, s-sorry, Lionwing," Sweetie Belle gulped. "I'm…afraid she's not around here…haven't seen her all day."

"Oh, well," he replied with a shrug. "Merci." He then took off to the sky as the girls sighed with relief.

Inside the treehouse, Rainbow Dash also sighed with relief as she sat down to relax.

"That was too close…" But no sooner did she say that did Lionwing appear behind her and hugged her from behind.

"Devinez qui," he laughed.

"Lionwing?!" she cried out of surprise. "But—How did—" He only peppered her with ticklish kisses.

Never mind! She then flew out of the window as fast as she could go, causing him to fall over, but he only looked up after her with a smirk.

"Coquette," he purred before flying off after her.

*Ahuizotl's Pyramid*

Daring galloped as fast as she could, not believing her rotten luck that she has one more strike left on her. So far Ahuizotl hasn't caught her yet, although she now has only twenty minutes left from all that running and searching for a hiding place.

Soon she found herself in the pyramid's treasure room, which is full of all sorts of treasures: gold; jewelry; silver; goblets; etc.

Maybe I can hide out in here, she thought to herself with a smile as she looked around the mounds of treasure. She immediately found a gold-and-ruby treasure chest and got an idea. Quickly and with all of her strength, she dumped out the contents of the chest before setting back straight. Then she jumped into it and shut the lid over her head. Fortunately for her, the keyhole is large enough for some air to come in.

This will be perfect, Daring thought to herself. Ahuizotl will never find me in this good hiding place. And even if he does, it'll take him forever for him to get me out. I'll be home free in no time. She then stayed quiet for a few more minutes so as not to give herself away.

Because of her staying still inside of the chest, she's completely unaware of Ahuizotl prowling confidently into the treasure room. Her scent has led him here, and according to his keen senses, she's hiding…inside the red treasure chest!

Sneaky little coqueta, he thought to himself with a small chuckle. She's just so mignonne when she's shy. He then picked up to a nearby ring of keys on the wall that Daring didn't know because she was busy emptying the chest. He then looked through the keys carefully and closely until he found the one he was looking for, shaped like a heart with an arrow just like the emblem on the chest's lid. With a smile, he went up to the chest and unlocked it. Hearing the click, he lifted up the lid and inside found Daring, who shot her head up at him with surprise.

"What?!" she cried out in despair. "How could you—" Ahuizotl only chuckled before holding up his ring of keys to answer her question beforehand.

"I am the serrurier d'amour," he purred. "Si?" Daring just couldn't believe she just lost his little game. She couldn't have lost…she just couldn't…

"NO!" She jumped out of the chest to get away…only for Ahuizotl grab her and bring her to his chest. She then struggled with whimpering grunts he hugged her affectionately.

"Won the game in fifteen minutes," he purred, nuzzling her to weaken her. "You're all mine, mi amore."

"L…Let me…go!" she begged. "Please…" And yet she couldn't resist these advances. His embrace is just too warm and inviting. His purr is so soothing. And his kisses are so gentle. She eventually gave in and stopped struggling.

"Come, plus chère," Ahuizotl purred, kissing her frontal hoof. "Let us return to our quarters." Hesitant but defeated, Daring let her lovesick enemy escort her through the pyramid to their location.

Why is he doing this to me? Why am I suddenly falling for his charm? What am I to do?

*Ponyville*

Rainbow Dash sighed as she alighted by the lake. Looking around, she saw no signs of Lionwing and chuckled with relief.

"All this flying around and escaping Lionwing's making me thirsty," she panted to herself as she went up to the bank of the lake. She then dipped her head down, stuck her muzzle in the cool water, and started to drink up, her eyes closed with content. As she was however, Lionwing quietly alighted behind her and stepped up to her side. Once she finished her drink, he smirked at her and tilted his head towards her.

"'Ello, bebe," he purred. Hearing him, Rainbow shot her head up and turned to him with shock. "Me manquer?" She only screamed in reply before doing a Rarity faint. Fortunately, Lionwing caught her with his wings.

"C'est mignon," he purred before taking her into his front legs. "She's so relieved to see me again that she fainted." He then took off to the sky with his prize in his arms.