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"Yo Kazuma."
Kazuma tapped his thumbs on the controller. "What is it, Yato?"
"What's with you choosing that character?"
On the screen, Kazuma was using the female character with long blonde hair and a black bikini top and biker jacket. "What about it?" Kazuma said.
"I mean, dontcha think it's kinda creepy, choosin' a character that looks just like her?"
"I happen to like her move set," Kazuma said.
"I bet you like her move set," Yato said.
"I fail to see the resemblance," Bishamon said.
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"Veena, I'm going to bed," Kazuma said.
"Kazuma, do you mind sleeping in my quarters instead? I'm in the middle of a match and I can't pause the game."
"Very well," Kazuma said, and he picked up his pillow.
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"Kazuma-san. What brings you here at this time of night?" Kuraha said.
"Um," Kazuma frowned.
He had spent the better half of the night lying in Veena's bed, smelling Veena's sheets, and furtively cuddling Veena's nightgown, which she had left draped on top of her pillow. He could have happily rolled around in Veena's bed all night, except that the ensuing erection made things rather difficult.
"My apologies, Kuraha. Bishamon-sama has commandeered my room."
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"Why is my username SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE?!" Yukine said. Yato coughed up his cereal. "Oi, Yato!"
"Don't blame me, Yukine! All the other cool usernames were taken!"
"I think it's a cute name," Hiyori said, and Yukine grumbled and tapped on the controller.
"It must be hard, having to pick a name," Hiyori said. "Bishamon-sama was saying how difficult it was for her, and poor Yukine-kun had a hard time, too."
"Heh. I betcha my name's already taken!" Yato said. He tapped on the controller.
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"Unfortunately for you, War God 1345, you are merely a human rectum!"
"Oh ho? Are you serious? Perhaps you should place your mouth on my erection!"
"You want to copulate with me? Well how about you go copulate with yourself! That is to say, go masturbate!"
"Oh yeah? Well how about you lick my clit, Yatogami!"
("WHAT?!" Yato said. Kazuma slapped his forehead.)
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"You stupid skank! Do you even know what the heck that means?!" Yato said, after Bishamon loudly told him to fellate her penis.
"Of course I do!" Bishamon snapped. "What do you take me for? A child?"
"Okay then. So school us, chijou. What exactly were you saying?"
Bishamon sniffed. "It is a Near Shore insult of the highest caliber."
"Yeah no kidding. What's the literal meaning?" Yato said.
"It means to fall down on your knees before me and beg for my mercy," Bishamon said.
No one wanted to argue with her.
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"Oh," Bishamon said, after Kazuma finally and shame-facedly explained the meaning behind the Near Shore's insult of highest caliber. "I see why that was so embarrassing. My apologies, Kazuma. I shall refrain from using that language in the future."
"Thank you, Veena," Kazuma said. He got up to leave, still not looking at her.
"Oh, Kazuma?"
"Yes, Veena?"
"If you asked me to put my mouth on your penis, you'd be requesting me to perform that sex act on you, correct? I mean, I can understand why that can be insulting, but if you care about someone, wouldn't you want to make them feel good?"
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"Kazuma?"
"...I'm going to my room."