(/watch?v=5j65MNPTvgU just read as it goes along, and it's youtube)

"Keep forward my warriors! We must reach for the promise lands of the petsmart, before closing time!" said Rikka

"meow"

"As you command! Make haste my warriors, before she catches us!" said Rikka

"Master, what are we running from?" asked 'Dark Flame Master'

"She is known as the ultimate evil. If she catches us, are efforts will be for not!" said Rikka.

"What will she do if she catches us?"

"We shall face unspeakable evils. Such as: going to bed early, washing the dishes, and worst of all… Dusting the shelves. Eugh…" said Rikka.

"Oh, oh my god…"

A distant laugh echoes across the park.

"She approaches! Let us take the high ground!" Exclaimed Rikka.

(Cut to the top of the playground)

"The rest of you flee, take Mister Skittles, and run you fools." said Rikka

"Wait, master Rikka… i-I love you." said 'Dark Flame Master'

"I know…"

(Outside of the delusion)

"Whee!" said Rikka going down a slide.

(Back inside the delusion)

"I won't allow you to linger our journey heathen. YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!" Exclaimed Rikka

"BANISHMENT. THIS. WORLD!" yelled Rikka, removing her eyepat- ooh that's a pretty lazer.

"OH MY GOD! THE VERY FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE IS TEARING APART! AHHH!" yelled 'Dark Flame Master'

"Come forth." Said Rikka. "Every fiber of my being shall apoze you."

"Rikka, return the one true visa credit card or suffer my wrath." said The Priestess

"Never! Take this!"

Explosions, so many that Michael bay woul- actually it's probably still tame in his opinion.

"You cannot delay the inevitable."

"OH MY GOD! THERE KILLING EACH OTHER! SOMEBODY STOP THEM!" Said 'Dark Flame Master'

(Outside of the delusion)

Rikka hitting the Priestess with her umbrella.

"Ow, not so hard."

"Sorry." said Rikka

(Inside the delusion)

"Even if I must give my life, you're evil ends here!" said Rikka.

"If they continue fighting like this, it will be the end of all of us. NOOOOO!" said 'Dark Flame Master' (No. [DING])

"Now, face my ultimate technique. ZEUS LIGHTNING!" Exclaimed Rikka

"Finishing move: INSTA HELL MURDER!" Exclaimed the Priestess

Rikka gets hit over the head with a metal soup spoon. Classical music starts to play, and screams of no [DING] and something about the chosen one.

The scene closes up to the cat. It stays like that for a few seconds before…

"Yall N***** just retarded." said the cat

"Ah!" I shouted shooting out of bed.

"Oh you're up." said Rikka with…. Is that some kind of water pump?

"Yeah… Why did the Author think this was a good idea?" I muttered the last of it to myself.

"Anyways, it's time." Said Rikka as she opened up the window. She grabs the Chimera in her hands.

"Huh?" I asked, getting up.

"It's time you met Dark Flame Master." She said going down a rope.

I walked up to the rope. "Well, Well, Well. Mr. Rope, we meet again."

Grabbing onto the rope, I slide down onto the balcony below. As we climb through the window a thought occurs to me.

'Isn't this Technically breaking and entering?'

I wait for the time when Rikka wakes up DFM (Dark Flame Master). So to cease my boredom, I check out the room.

I'm interrupted before I can look to far by yelling.

"You're finally back?" Asks Rikka.

"It was a dream, everyone wakes up from those eventually." I said.

"What the heck have you got there?" Asks DFM

"Heinrich Wasser!" Said Rikka, before firing some water into the air. It slowly stops shooting water.

"The pressure in its magic chamber is increasing. Energy Replenishment is 120%" Said Rikka, pumping 'Heinrich Wasser'.

DFM grabs onto her hair "This is YOUR fault?!" He asked. "What happened to your forehead?"

"Forehead?" Asked Rikka before lifting her hair to show a bandaid. "I was in a battle last nightt, and i… No, you'd be better off not knowing yet."

DFM fell onto his bed as the tiny Chimera jumped onto him.

"A cat?" Wait.. that's a cat? Either I'm getting delusional or something else.

After explaining the Cat/Chimera, And how Rikka found it, The discussion moved onto me.

"Dark Flame Mast-" DFM interupted Rikka. "Yuta, my name is Yuta." He said, "Seriously, start calling me by that name."

"Other than to inform you about the Chimera and how it's going to be my familiar, I'd like to introduce to you Bryce. Also known as the Guardian." Said Rikka.

The room was silent for a few seconds.

"So… is he in the room?" Asked Yuta.

"Yes, I'm standing right in front of you." I said in frustration.

"...You and you're delusions." He said Getting up.

"Rikka could you give me a minute. I need to talk with him." I said. She nodded before leaving the room.

"...Okay, that's enough." I said to myself.

I walked over to him, and tapped him on the shoulder.

"What is it...Rikka?" He asked looking around.

"...You're kidding me right?" I ask. "Hey! I'm right here!"

I look around and see a cardboard box, Opening it i see a Model gun.

"This should get your attention." I said grabbing the gun and pointing it at him.

He turns around and stops, He looks at the gun for a few seconds.

"My model gun is floating…" He said slowly.

"God Dammit! I'm an actual person! Seriously the fact that you can't even see me is complete-" I don't finish before I toss the gun at him. He catches it and the mark on my hand Glows.

"Wait-WHAT!?" I hear him say.

"You done? I know you can't see me." I say in distraught.

"How long have you been there." He asks me. Wait…

"As Rikka said, I'm a friend. So… Since Rikka was here?" I answer him.

"Your real… no imaginary friend... " He said slowly.

"We've been saying that for a while. Besides you… Only Rikka has been able to see me. However to some extent I can interact with the environment." I said.

"Anyways, You need to get ready, I'll be waiting with Rikka outside." I said leaving the room.

I turn to Rikka "Well... He can see me now.." I said.

"Good, Everything is going well." Said Rikka. Just then Yuta came out.

"To school?" I asked, he nodded.

"Ffffffffffff- GREAT…" I said sarcastically.

The rest of the Morning was spent with Rikka and Yuta heading to school. I had my headphones on (Still don't understand how there here) and was generally not taking in my surroundings.

Eventually I had to find something to do while these two were at school, So I decided to sit around and play games on my phone for a while.

Eventually, Rikka asked me to come with her to get some 'Magic supplement' for the Chimera. In other words, Cat medicine. At least that's what the label said… I think. What? I can't read Japanese.

When we got there, Yuta shocked Rikka, thereby making him startle her. Which in turn to THAT made Yuta shake Rikka like mad. Did I forget to mention another girl in the room.

"What are you two doing here?" Asked Rikka

"The teacher asked us to…" Began the girl

"Oh, just ignore anything this one says." Said Yuta

Rikka walked over to the cabinet full of medicine. I had checked it out already, so I decided to lean against the wall.

"Look, just strip that robe off already! It's not you, is it?" Told Yuta.

"Strip?" Asked Rikka. Oh boy…

"Yes, strio right now.." Said Yuta in exasperation.

"S-strip right now?" Asked Rikka, it seems she's playing THAT card right now.

"You're doing that on purpose, aren't you? Wait, don't mess with the medicine!" Said Yuta in frustration.

"Unfortunately, Chimera has insufficient magical powers to survive in the real world." Said Rikka. "It requires artificial supplements created by man."

"Chimera?" Asked the Girl. Man I really need to learn her name. Maybe I'll ask Yuta…

"Don't pay any attention. It's a grey cat with a mark like this on his forehead." Said Yuta pointing to his face. "Takanashi found it yesterday."

"Call me Rikka, not Takanashi." Said Rikka.

"A grey cat? Speaking of…" Began the girl.

I decided to sit this one out after this and headed to the park, I had acquired a few cases of Mountain Dew (Being invisible and with and an inventory like that of an RPG [without the heaviness] Certainly helps) and was currently waiting for nightfall. It was just a feeling I got.

Nightfall had arrived. I decided to start walking back to Rikka's place. However, it seems Rikka came to me.

"Rikka? What's goin- GAH!" I shouted out suddenly, as Rikka had grabbed my arm and dragged me to the park.

"-Her power is frightful." Said Rikka. In a flash of light I saw a scene with Rikka tying up the Priestess in chains around her bed, Only to have her pop up behind her.

"The power of teleportation is a fearsome ability indead." Said Rikka.

"She's not the only one who has it." I said.

"You were just a dunderhead, weren't you?" Asked Yuta.

Footsteps echo across the park. A sense of dread fills all of us.

"She's here." Said Yuta.

"How fun. It's just like a horror movie." Said the new girl who had joined us.

"It's not fun at all." Both me and Yuta said at the same time.

"Ah! Something shone just now!" Said the girl, before getting hit in the face by… That was so quick I didn't even see it.

"Tsuyuri!" Said Yuta in shock. So her name is either Tsuyuri or that's her last name. Considering Yuta doesn't seem to know her that well… I'm going to guess last.

"Yuta hurry!" Exclaimed Rikka, While I followed and Yuta giving Tsuyuri a piggy back ride.

We had arrived at the Playground. Tsuyuri was currently holding her hand to where she got hit.

"It's like… I feel a sense of danger, but…" Began Yuta.

"Agreement." I said, chugging the last of my drink.

"Unfortunately, I currently have no technique that can beat the priestess." Said Rikka.

"So, in other words: We are boned." I said. "So very boned."

"HOWEVER," Began Rikka, giving me a look of 'You interrupted me when I wasn't done'. "she is a foe that I must one day beat."

"Take this and go on." Said Rikka, giving Tsuyuri Chimera.

"Eh?" Asked Tsuyuri

"Let's live together once this battle has ended." Said Rikka.

"Quit marking people for death!" Said Yuta.

"Yuta, you hurry and escape, too. I will stop her. You go on ahead!" Said Rikka.

I went to say something, but Rikka gave me a look, Something akin to: Go with them.

I complied of course… however…

"I will find the invisible boundary lines. I must." Said Rikka.

"Takanashi…" Said Yuta, I looked to see Chimera at the top of the slide.

"Uh… Guys?"

"Call me 'Rikka'." Said Rikka

"No… Chimera!" Said Yuta, pointing to Chimera.

The cat slid down the slide. I jumped off the playground.

I turned to see Rikka activating,,, something.

"Be destroyed, real!" Said Rikka. "Blow up, synapses!"

"Banishment This World!"

(Author's Note)

Chapter is done. This took longer than expected but it's here.

Also If you were confused by the opening thingy, Go to youtube and type in the watch link in the url bar. Then all shall be clear

So until next time…

DFTBA