(Author's Note)

Chapter 4 has arrived, sorry about the wait, needed to finish Guardians first.

Anyways to ArlenOfTheMist: I'll see what I can do. The main concept is that Rikka's Chuunibyou induced delusions are his reality… I'll see what i can do.

To the story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Chuunibyou, that is owned by whoever has the property rights to it.

That plan backfired. Horrifically.

Rikka, Yuta and Tsuyuri were sitting on the ground, each with a bump on their foreheads.

I was spared from this pain thanks to the Priestess not being able to see me.

I… kinda feel sorry for them. But… Rikka did say to 'save yourselves'... at least I think she did.

"And she left us with the Chimera…" I deadpanned as the Priestess walked away.

"Cat." said Yuta.

"Potato, Potatto." I said.

I heard in the far off distance of space time (who the f*ck says potatto?)

"strange…" said Rikka, drawing Yuta's and my attention over to her.

"The Gun Tickle should have been foolproof. Why…?" asked Rikka to herself.

"Because when a move involves a gun, your attack shouldn't end up tickling your opponent. Names kinda matter." I said.

"It's all in your head." deadpanned Yuta.

I turned my head in his direction and waved at him, he looked at me for a few seconds, before turning into a slightly apologetic facial expression.

So… it's been a little but under a month…

Man does time fly.

I've been getting to know Rikka more and more… at some point, I'm going to want to stop knowing her.

But hey, I'm not that cruel. That's only accomplished by Yuta when Rikka bugs him too much.

I did however get to see Yuta and Rikka indirectly kiss. That was hilarious to watch, with Yuta trying to keep his manly dignity intact.

Anyways, I'm getting off track. After the manditory opening credits (insignifying that PLOT! was going to happen) Rikka had sent me an E-mail saying to go to Rendezvous point as to meet up with her and Yuta after the assembly on clubs or whatever. Japanese high school is weird. Besides, how should I know how it functions, I'm Canadian.

Anyways, I had arrived at the rendezvous point, like asked and awaited there arrival.

...Welp, time for a mountain dew.

(Later)

Yuta had arrived a bit later than we intended… but…. I don't think Rikka cared.

"Why're you waiting for me like this is some sort of love confession?" Asked Yuta walking up. "Bryce."

"Yuta."

"This could be used as a weapon." Said Rikka holding up… a leaf?. She tossed it like a throwing star and That thing went flying!

That or its her delusions speaking instead of reality… probably, but I could care less.

"Well? What do you want?" Asked Yuta.

"Our time is limited. I will get right to it, so i want you to listen." said Rikka, getting suddenly serious. "I wish to make our base here at this school."

"Base?" asked Yuta.

"She wishes to start a club." I clarified for Yuta.

He just looked at Rikka with a 'go on' expression.

"Our name, this." said Rikka holding up some paper.

On the sheet was written in Japanese (thanks subtitles) FAR-EAST MAGICAL SOCIETY.

... This is going to end wonderfully.

Yuta read it over before giving Rikka a look crossed with disbelief and annoyance.

"Best of luck to you." he said before walking away.

"...well that could've gone better." I said to Rikka.

Rikka ran at Yuta before sliding under him, knocking him on his back.

"Wait."

"Just stop me normally!" he said in annoyance.

"In any case, here." said Rikka, showing a sheet of paper. "Put your name."

Yuta looked at the sheet of paper before giving Rikka a deadpanned look.

"You think I'd actually write that?" he asked her.

"I thought as much." said Rikka, thinking for a second. "Fine. I will settle for vice president."

"You will be president." Said Rikka.

Yuta chopped her on the head.

"That's not the issue!" said Yuta. "Would anyone else even join?"

"No need to worry." said Rikka.

At that point I told Rikka to call me if needed, and headed on my way.

Rikka had called me over to, as she called it, Rendezvous point b.

So for the past 15 minutes, I have been lying down, playing on my 3ds.

"Strange." said Rikka, catching my attention. "No one expresses interest for some reason."

"Well, of course not." said Yuta.

"Sure enough," Began Rikka, pulling out her weapon. "We must assume the mages of the boundary line bereau have launched a scheme to thwart us!"

Yuta walked behind Rikka to stop her from… whatever she's doing. I just sighed and went back to my game.

"Napping?" I heard Rikka ask.

"It's nice. It's fun!" the same girl from that night a while ago said.

"I can agree!" I said, already halfway there.

Rikka looked at me with half closed eyes.

I shrugged and drifted off for a bit. Only to have the sign change when I woke up.

'FAR-EAST MAGICAL NAPPING SOCIETY'

I got up to see… everyone left…

I pulled out my phone and sent Rikka a text.

'Gotta go, personal business'

I turned off my phone and left the property.

It was very early morning.

I started walking back to Rikka's apartment, when someone ran into me.

"Woah!" I exclaimed in suprise falling over.

I looked up to see a small girl with a school uniform looking slightly simular to that of the school that Yuta and Rikka attend. Her hair was in twin tales, and had… something really hard connected at the bottom. Like punching bag material.

"Watch were your among those things!" I shouted at her, almost taking one of those to the face.

"You watch it creep!" she shouted back.

"...wait...you can see me." I said, in retrospective… I have to understand that more people can possibly see me.

"Of course I can why coudn't I?" she asks.

"Mainly because only 2 have been able to so far, it's like no one shows any reaction to me even being in a room with them." I said.

She looked at me, before going to pull something out of her pocket.

"Ah! It's gone!" said the girl.

"What is?" I asked her.

"I had gotten a specific adress to a rendezvous point… but it's gone now." said the girl. "Rikka is going to kill me…"

"Wait did you say Rikka? As in Rikka Takanashi?" I asked.

"Yeah…" she answered.

"I happen to know her, but she never mentioned anything about you… I think." I said thinking back.

"I'm to meet at the residence of one 'Dark Flame Master' as she called me for." she said.

"...Yuta is going to get pissed." I muttered under my breath.

"Alright, I happen to know the guy so I can take you to him." I said.

"How can I trust you?"she asked me.

"If I'm wrong you can wack me in the head and anywhere else with those thing attached to your hair." I said.

She thought on it for a bit before agreeing.

"Bryce, Bryce Bridged." I said, extending my hand.

"Sanae Dekomori." said the now identified Dekomori.

"Alright then… shall we be on our way?" I asked.

We had arrived at the apartment, now… to get to the balcony.

"Hold on." I said, grabbing her and blinking onto the balcony.

"W-what was that!?" she exclaimed, looking at me.

"Blink, a short distance teleportation ability." I said.

"That felt weird…" she said.

In retrospective… a Chuunibyou's dilusions don't mix well with real power over space... gotta remember that.

"After you." I said opening the window.

She climbed in and I jumped to the balcony connecting to Rikka's room.

"Rikka, your 'friend' is here." I said.

Rikka jumped out of bed, already in school clothes as well, and went down to Yuta's room.

"Go home." Said Yuta, pointing the model gun to her head.

"That is my servant." Said Rikka. "Yuta's mind has been eroded by the administrative bureau's sorcery."

I hopped into the room, and landed behind Dekomori.

"Morning Yuta, hello again Thor." I said to Yuta and Dekomori.

"Thor!?" Exclaimed Dekomori.

"Wait, she can see him!?" asked Yuta in shock.

"She ran into me earlier today, do the impact probably did the trick." I said.

"He sometimes acts Strangely. Please forgive him." continued Rikka.

"Is that so? True, he has the dead eyes of a commoner." said Dekomori (Thor)

"Shout I go ahead and shoot you?" Asked Yuta annoyed.

"I, Dekomori!" she began. " Shall cleanse that heart! Mjolnir Tornaaaaaa-" however she ended up with her hair wrapping her in place.

Let's give her a slow clap! *clap, clap*

"I can't move." she said.

"She's an idiot." said Yuta. "This chick's… the real thing!"

At this point, I decided to nap for a bit, knowing I'd be woken up if anything was needed.

(Author's Note)

Sorry about the wait. It was fun working in this one.

So until next time…

DFTBA