The plan was simple. To fully make our club realized, all we needed to do is have 5 people join. And since Rikka, Yuta and Tsuyuri were joining, (At least I believe Yuta is…) Dekomori was number 4… and because I can't join because I wasn't visable…

That left our last option as Chimera, or as I have come to call him… Starface… No? Okay then, sticking to Chimera.

So after school, Yuta had to retrieve Chimera, and just for the LOLs, I decided to follow him.

"So… where did you get all of this mountain dew?" Asked Yuta taking a sip from one of the cans I tossed him.

"Online shopping does wonders… And I might have used my invisibility a bit." I said.

"So you stole it…" He said, Deadpanning.

Suddenly, a man in a grey hoodie bumped into me, before breaking into a full sprint.

The music that was playing through my bluetooth headphones started getting choppy, so I checked my phone… only to find it wasn't there…

"That Son of a B*tch!" I shouted, Chasing after the thief.

"Bryce, wait!" Said Yuta running after me.

I tackled the guy, retrieving my phone and something else.

He got up, and ran. I saw him look at me on his way up and smirk for a second.

Yuta finally catches up with me, trying to also catch his breath.

"How… Can… You run… So fast?" He asked standing upright.

"Perks. Now then… Huh?" I said, taking a look at the other thing I found.

It was a tiny deck box, Like… enough to hold a few cards. Inside were cards. They had the same symbol as the one on my hand imprinted on them.

"Come on, we need to get Chimera." I said.


"Sure enough…" Said the teacher. "There's no way a cat can be recognized as a club member."

"But Chimera is my servant. The same as Dekomori." Argued Rikka.

"That's right. The same as I, Dekomori!" Announced Thor… I'm having so much fun with this.

"Don't admit that!" Said Yuta, sweat dropping.

"You should just get someone else to join you…" Began the teacher.

"Actually, there is someone. Though not visible to the eye. It is a… Guardian of sorts that aids me." Said Rikka, Pointing to my spot behind the teacher.

"Oh, true enough!" Said Dekomori

"This is going to such." I said to myself.

"That's right!" Said Tsuyuri.

"Since when could she see me?" I asked Yuta.

"Also, I have another personality inside me." Said Rikka. Dekomori and Tsuyuri looked shocked for a second. "Wait. I feel it coming out."

I walked over to Rikka and waited. It was time for some horrible Engrish.

"OH. NICE TO MEETCHOO. I'M KATHERINE." Said Rikka.

"Yes. I am the other personality inside this girl." Said Rikka, Yuta is getting close to facepalming.

"Look, I'm going home." Said Yuta… however.

"Oh, how wonderful! What country are you from, Katherine?" Asked the Teacher.

"You're buying into this, Nana?!" Asked Yuta.

"Originally, Born in 18th century England was I." Said Rikka.

"Oh. H-HELLO!" Said Tsuyuri going Engrish mode. Yuta went with a reply of 'You too!?'

"NICE TO MEET YOU." Said Rikka… that one wasn't that bad…

"Well… WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RIKKA?" Asked the Teacher… who I believe is Nana…

"One more time." Said Rikka.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RIKKA?" Asked Nana.

I pressed my fingers on Rikka's right temple and felt my consciousness fade into hers.

I looked at the teacher, fully in control of Rikka… for a few seconds.

"Here to help, let me handle the English." I told Rikka, who was currently in her mindscape.

"SINCE MY REAWAKENING, I'VE GROWN QUITE… FOND OF HER. SHE CAN BE A BIT… OUT OF IT SOMETIMES… BUT SHE'S GOOD… AND YES." I said in place of Rikka. I felt my consciousness return and Rikka blinked for a second.

In the end we were allowed to make the club… we just needed to clean the building we were located in.

"This is it." Said Dekomori

"No magical reaction, but we can't rule out the possibility of mimicry. Be careful." Said Rikka.

"Yes I know." Said Dekomori, twirling the broom in her hands over her head.

"Rikka." I said, calling her over.

"Yes?" She asked.

"Two things. 1. Sorry about the whole speaking for you… 2. I bumped into a guy on my way here… and I got these." I showed Rikka the cards.

"Hmm… We were still trying to find a way to get you to open a battlefield… but it seems we found what we are looking for." Said Rikka.

"So… fight time?" I asked Hopefully.

"I shall once again confirm whether you are worthy of being my master. Rikka Takanashi…" Said Dekomori. "Rather, Wicked Lord Shingan!"

Rikka walked up so she was opposite her. "Understood. You would be otherwise be unfit to be my servant. Come at me."

"Be destroyed, real!" Shouted Rikka.

"Blow up, synapses!" Shouted Dekomori.

"BANISHMENT THIS WORLD!" They both shouted.

My hand unconsciously reached for one of the cards. Raising it up, I flipped it over, Showing a pattern similar to that of a pentagram.

"BANISHMENT THIS WORLD!" I shouted, Light showned through the card. Time started slowing down, and our scenery changed to a battleground.

Rikka and Dekomori were facing opposite each other, both standing on… a pole of some kind… I think. Each holding their respective weapon.

"Here I come!" Shouted Dekomori.

The fight that ensued was intense…For the 30 or so seconds it lasted. And that was thanks to Yuta kicking them out of the fight scene.

"You two! Enough already!" Said Yuta.


"That certainly took a long time. Was it that dirty?" Asked Nana.

"No, we had a lot going on…" Explained Yuta.

"*Cough Cough* Rikka and Thor *Cough Cough*" I coughed out.

"Oh? Well, because you worked so hard, I'll recommend you become a club." Said Nana.

The reaction I got from the gang was… mixed.

"Really?" Asked Rikka.

"Yes! The napping club I've dreamed of!" Said Tsuyuri in Happiness.

"Use the classroom you cleaned for your club room." Said Nana.

"Ma'am!" Said Dekomori in acknowledgment.

"Now do your best for the advancement of your club." Said Nana.

We reached the gate, and Rikka pulled us all over.

"We start club activities tomorrow. Don't be lax in your preparations." Said Rikka.

"Yes, Master!" Said Dekomori.

"You too, Yuta." Said Rikka.

"I never once said I'd join, you know." Said Yuta.

"Bit too late now buddy." I said.

While everyone was getting down, Other than Dekomori, who pulled out a book written by someone named… Morisummer?

I turned to Rikka. "See you at home." I said, walking away.

This… Is where it starts getting good… But due to reasons via… Time of writing, Those will have two wait.


Sorry about the wait. It's been a while.

Anyways, until next time

DFTBA