Zim sat awkwardly at the table, surrounded by Dib's extended family. Dib's grandmother had prepared a large meal of traditional Mexican food, from tacos to carne adobada to chilaquiles. Everyone spoke to one another in the strange language and ate the strange human food. Dib noticed Zim was shy and uncomfortable so he put his arm around him protectively, Zim snuggled into him. "It's okay," he whispered softly, "I'm here, daddy's here."

Zim found a warm place in Dib's chest to nuzzle against, "daddy…" he muttered. Zim climbed into the man's lap and stayed there for the rest of the meal.


Everyone sat in the living room and chatted in English so that Zim could understand. Zim still sat in Dib's lap but socialised with his new family. Zim quickly opened up and was having a good time talking to these new people. Dib's grandmother particularly liked him.

"Oh Dante, you have found yourself a good partner!" Dib smiled proudly and stroked the alien's thigh lovingly.

"Who's Dante?" Whispered Zim.

"Thats my birth name." He replied. "I used to live here in Mexico, but once my dad got promoted to a higher position at his job at the time, we had to move to America. My dad got our names changed to sound more American because people are racist towards Mexicans. Then my dad started his company and TV show, you came to earth, yada yada yada." Zim nodded understandingly.

"Yes," Dib replied to his grandmothers remark, "I'm very lucky, Zim is so perfect." The alien blushed and looked down, flattered. "And so sexy…" he growled to Zim quietly, "so obedient… so tight and wet… my little fuck toy…" Zim grabbed Dib's shoulders tightly, a deep pink blush spread over his cheeks.

"Dib, not now…" he whispered.

"Alright, alright." He laughed, "but I'm going to use you tonight, fuck toy." He whispered again. Zim dug his claws into Dib's shoulders, the man groaned as his skin was pierced.

No one noticed the suggestive conversation between them except for Gaz, who was used to their flirting and sex talk and chose to ignore it.


Dib was in the shower, it was 11:00 pm and everyone was getting ready for bed. Zim walked into the room that Gaz and Mina were sharing and sat on the floor.

"Hello," he started, "Dib is in the shower so I'm looking for someone to sit with for a while." Gaz closed the door to the room and grinned.

"So…" said Mina suspiciously, "you're Dib's 'little fuck toy', huh?" Zim blushed and looked up at her, shocked. The girls laughed to each other. "We aren't gonna hurt you or make fun of you, we just wanna know what Dib is into sexually."

Zim stuttered, "w-why? Thats not your business!"

Gaz snickered, "we're his family, we wanna know." Gaz held up Zim's teddy bear, "tell us or we'll rip this thing up."

Zim squeaked, "okay!"

Gaz tossed him the stuffed animal, "give us the details."

The alien sighed shamefully and held his teddy tightly. "What do you want to know, exactly? Theres a lot to it."

"For starters, what fetishes does he have?" Suggested Mina.

"Well, he…" Zim thought for a moment, "he likes to tie me up, he likes whipping me, spanking me, he likes it when I call him 'master', 'sir', or 'daddy'."

The girls cracked up, "oh my god! He has a daddy kink!" They rolled on the bed laughing.

"A-and BDSM!" Added Mina. "What else, what else?!" She asked trying to hold in her laughter.

Zim blushed, "he's… um… dominant?" He gulped, he felt uncomfortable sharing this with others, their sex life was very private and was kept between them.

"How big is his dick?" Mina asked curiously.

"N-nine inches."

"Damn! Thats huge!" Said Gaz, "He's got the dick of like, a porn star." The girls laughed and made fun of Dib and his fetishes and kinks.

"He makes me wear a collar around the house…" Zim muttered. He pointed to the pink choker around his neck, "I can't wear a collar in public so he makes me wear this outside."

Mina and Gaz stared at it, "damn, thats harsh."

"Do you actually like everything he does to you?" Asked Mina sympathetically.

"Yes, I love every minute of it." Zim smiled and looked down at the teddy bear in his arms. "I'm his baby, he owns me. I like being owned though, he makes me feel safe. Dib would never go too far, he never does anything to me that I'm not comfortable with. If I ask him to stop, he stops immediately. He always takes care of me after my punishments." He looked up at the girls, "Please don't assume that he's abusive or he pressures me into this. I love it just as much as he does. We aren't together for sex, either."

They looked at him in silence, then a knock came at the door, "Zim? You in there?" It was Dib, he was out of the shower.

"Yeah!" He called back. Dib pushed open the door. He wore pyjama pants and a tight white undershirt which showed off his well defined abdomen. "How are you guys?" He said with a smile and closed the door. He sat on the ground beside Zim and put an arm around him. The alien leaned into him lovingly.

"What are you guys up to?" He asked cheerfully. The girls snickered.

"Oh nothing, just talking about you and Zim's sex life.." Teased Gaz. Dib's cheeks grew hot and he felt paralysed for a brief moment. Zim look down shamefully.

"So, you guys have a whole daddy kink thing going on?" Asked Mina as she waved her hand dismissively. Dib looked down, embarrassed. "Don't be shy, you two. We're all kinky fuckers deep down."

"Y-yeah," Dib stuttered, "we… um… we do."

"You're the daddy, huh? When I found out you were gay I assumed you would have been one of those twinks who is always a bottom. You know the kind, skinny, nerdy, awkward…" Mina laughed, "thats what you were like at the time, anyways. I never would have guessed you would end up a top."

"First of all, I'm not gay. I'm bisexual." Dib replied defensively. "Secondly, I was never the kind of guy who would be a bottom, and don't call me a twink. If anything I'm an otter."

"Whatever…" Gaz rolled her eyes. "I know you like taking dick too, though."

Dib blushed, "h-how?!"

"Our rooms were across from each other, I was always up late at night playing video games, I could hear you… doing things." Gaz smiled menacingly "I could hear almost every night, 'oh Zim! You're so tight! Yes!'" Dib buried his face in his hands, embarrassed. Zim looked at Gaz confused.

Gaz smiled at Zim, "yup! He masturbated and thought about you every night!"

"Shut up!" Dib snapped at her. Everyone looked at him in surprise. "Shut the hell up, Gaz! Thats enough!" He stood up and grabbed Zim's wrist, pulling him out of the room with him. He dragged Zim into the room they were staying in and slammed the door before flopping onto the bed.

The alien sat on the bed next to him and gently kissed his boyfriend's forehead. "I don't care that you thought about me like that, Dib."

Dib rolled over angrily, "I know you don't care, but its embarrassing…" Zim climbed into Dib's arms and snuggled him lovingly.

"If it makes you feel any better, I used to do the same thing and think about you…"

Dib nodded, "I know, you've told me that." He sighed, "its just… personal information that I want to be kept between you and me. It's our sex life, its special and intimate."

Zim kissed him lightly, "don't think about that anymore. Lets me and you do something intimate, daddy. I know you want to." Dib smiled and kissed the alien back, Zim always knew how to cheer him up.