Chapter 5
"Erm, what did I say?" Rev. Krabs asked.
"You said 'Krabsology'." Karen replied.
"Oh. Oops."
It was then that Plankton realized what the Reverend Krabs had been doing. This was a slightly different realization about what Rev. Krabs had been doing than Plankton's previous realization about what Rev. Krabs had been doing. Plankton realized that Rev. Krabs has formed his own nonsensical religion to scam people out of money.
"Krabs, what you have done, it's despicable! And that's coming from me, and I am very despicable, so that is extra insult to injury! You have been doing a very bad thing!" Plankton said.
"Yeah, Krabs, you're evil!" Karen added.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Karen, you can't just comment on Krabs' evilness. You're not evil! Only evil people get to comment on other people's evilness. If you aren't evil and you call someone evil, that's being evilest. Please check your anti-evil privilege, okay? Educate yourself. :)" said Plankton.
"How the mayonnaise did you manage to articulate a colon and parenthesis? Is that even possible? Plankton you stop defying the laws of language and stuff right now or I will break your legs!" Karen yelled.
"Karen, honey, you already broke my legs! :("
"There you go doing that thing again! Stop it!"
"Stop what ;)"
"Plankton I am serious! We are so getting a divorce!"
"Friendly reminder that if you get a divorce you will go to hell! :)" Rev. Krabs interjected.
"Not you, too! Ugh! And are you still hooked on this whole 'hell' thing? We know your religion isn't connected with Christianity. We just established this!" said Karen.
"Krabsology has a hell, too. :)"
"Oh, really. Really. Forreal."
"Yes. :)"
"I can never win. :("
At that moment, Karen found herself able to articulate a colon with a parenthesis as well. Although she was upset with the direction her life had taken within the past two hours, this newfound ability gave her hope to continue on. And with that hope, she tried to escape.
"I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm really escaping!" Karen proclaimed as she wheeled down the hallway.
Unfortunately for her, she could only roll at a speed of one mile per hour. Rev. Krabs' henchmen with cattle prods ran after her and cattle prodded her in the pole. It had little effect on her because she was a robot, so they knocked her over.
"Argh! How did you catch me?!"
"Well, it really wasn't hard. You could not have been going faster than like .82933 miles per hour." Henchman with Cattle Prod #1 said.
"Actually, you probably would've escaped had you not alerted us to the fact that you were escaping." Henchman with Cattle Prod #2 said.
"Karen, I can't believe you were about to leave me! After all we've been through!" Plankton cried.