I do not own Hetalia. If I did, I would have a lot more femslash.
Jonathan groaned as he came to consciousness, feeling a soft surface on his back. He gingerly got up, rubbing his forehead as he did so. Sure enough, there was a German rifle calibre hole just above his left eyebrow. He blinked.
There, in front of him, was his shotgun and M1911, plus some medical supplies. Suddenly, a door opened, and he grabbed the pistol, hiding in a corner. A young female walked into the room, frowning as she clearly saw the empty couch.
"Where could the soldier be?" She asked herself.
"Tell me what side you're on and I won't shoot you." He replied calmly, switching the safety off.
"Allied, but at the same time, Axis. In other words, I do and do not support both sides." She said coolly. Jonathan sighed.
"Neutral?" He asked, lowering it.
"Indeed. I do suspect that I will be having Nazi officers here soon. I told the clerk I was missing medicine." She answer. "My name's Laura. Laura Edwards." She added, leaning against a wall.
"My name is James. James Evans. I was fighting with the Chasseurs Arddennais. I got shot and passed out." He said, because technically, James Evans was his name.
Expect more oneshots coming soon. Thanks for reading, and leave a review if you liked it! Sorry this is so short, but I couldn't come up with anything else.
