The Legend Of Zelda:Haruno Style!

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Ch.3-Heading In and Decsicions

"Shit! What could be wrong!"Sakura yelled while running. Mayumi was right behind her.

"I don't know! We better hurry though!"Mayumi yelled back!

Sakura and Mayumi skidded into the crowd surronding the Deku tree.

"What the hell..."Sakura whispered. The tree was twirling around in pain.

"SAKURA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"A exuberent blonde screamed.

The said blonde tackled Sakura and Mayumi to the ground. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"Mayumi screamed.

"Damnit Naruto!!!!!!! What the hell is your problem!!!!!!!!"Sakura demanded.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Nada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Naruto said grinning sheepishly.

"-Sigh-Naruto one of these days I'm going to kill you and I won't regret it!"Sakura yelled at him her hands

on her hips. "Saku-chan you can't kill me!!!!!!!!!!"Naruto begged. "WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!"Sakura demanded.

"Because...You LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!"Naruto exclaimed. Sakura and Mayumi fell down anime style.

"How many wierdos DO you know!"Mayumi said. "Unfortunetly... a lot."Sakura sighed.

"Shut up you ugly transfestite half-chic TEME!!!"Naruto yelled at Mayumi.

"What The FUCK did you say!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Mayumi screached.

'She's scarier than Saku-chan!'Naruto thought.

"Nada you emu kid nada!"Naruto said.

Mayumi had a huge anger mark on her forehead along with Sakura.

"Naruto!!!!!!!!"Sakura and Mayumi said venomesly.

"Yes..."Naruto replied.

"Prepare for a world of PAIN!!!!!!!!"Mayumi and Sakura said.

Mayumi and Sakura punched Naruto so hard he flew into a tree and broke it!

"Looks like he is still a dope."Sasuke said behind Sakura.

"What the hell! When did you get here?!"Sakura demended.

"Baka. I'm supposed to always watch you."Sasuke said.

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!"Sakura growled.

"Wow! You really suck at your job. You left me and Sakura alone for a long time!

If something happened it would of been your fault! You suck!"Mayumi teased.

Sasuke glared. "Fuck you."He said simply and turned his back on Mayumi.

Mayumi was really pissed of. "Shut up dope!"Mayumi said and punched him in the back right on the

spine. "That has got to hurt!"Sakura commented. Sasuke glared at her harder.

"Whatever."He simply said and turned his back on Mayumi. Mayumi smirked in triumph.

"Naruto whats up with the tree?"Sakura asked.

"Something inside of the tree is killing him! We have to help Saku-chan!!!!!!!!!!"Naruto begged.

"Naruto! Don't worry we'll help!!!!"Sakura said happily.

"We?"Sasuke asked. "Yes! You and me Sasuke!"Sakura said. "MayMay-chan also!"Naruto chirped.

"Mayumi,do you want to help?"Sakura asked.

"Of course!"Mayumi replied nodding her head.

"Saku-chan where's Hinata-chan?!"Naruto asked his eyes gleaming like a 4-year old child who had just

recieved a bag of candy.

"I don't know where they are...They were with us when we came in-"Sakura said interrupted.

"We're right here."Neji said venemously.

"OMFCarrots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Mayumi yelled and fell to the ground.

"Hinata-chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Naruto yelled and tackled Hinata to the ground.

"Hyuga."Sasuke growled. "Uchiha."Neji growled. "UZUMAKI!!!!!!!!"Naruto randomnly yelled.

Everyone stared at him. "Baka!"They all said in union and punched him.

"How's the Uchiha clan?"Neji asked smirking. He already knew the answer he just wanted to piss him off.

"Depends, how does it feel to be a Cadet Branch loser!"Sasuke hissed ready to kill.

Neji glared. "STFU Uchiha."Neji growled frowning. "You know you guys talk and act a lot alike!!!!!"Mayumi chirped.

Sasuke and Neji glared at Mayumi. "MayMay-chan is right!"Naruto chirped.

"Dope!" Neji and Sasuke growled. "More on topic though what are we going to do about the Deku Tree?"Sakura asked.

"I'm glad you asked Ms.Haruno."A city council woman said.

"We're going to ask Mayumi to talk to the tree other than that we're going to leave it alone and hope for the best."

The city council woman said. "WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Mayumi and Sakura yelled.

"Thats all you are going to do! BAKA! That accomplishes nothing!"Mayumi and Sakura yelled at her.

"I suggest you calm DOWN! Since that accomplshes nothing!"The city council woman said.

Mayumi growled. "She's right."Sasuke muttered. "We leave the tree in your hands."The city council woman

"What are we going to do?"Sakura asked. "Easy dumbass, we're going to find out whats wrong and fix it."Sasuke said.

"Jackass."Sakura muttered barely aduible. "Bitch."Sasuke replied. "Fuck you."Sakura said and approched the tree with Mayumi.

Sakura breathed in. "Whats wrong Deku Tree?"She asked. "Oh THATS a nice way to ask the tree!"Mayumi emphasized.

"Fine! Deku tree would you mind telling me what is wrong?"Sakura asked.

"There is a monster inside of me that is slowly and painfully killing me. An evil man named Ganadorf has cursed me

in order to bring down Kokori Forest. The evil aura is destroying the forest."The tree replied.

"What?! How can we help you?!"Sakura demanded. "Easy...Kill me."The Deku Tree said monotonesly.

"WHAT????????!!!!!!!!!!!"Mayumi replied. "You heard him, bitch."Sasuke said. Mayumi replied by punching him in the

stomach. Sasuke fell to the ground clutching his stomach. "How would we kill you! I mean there must be a better way!"

Mayumi chocked out. "No... There is not. In order to kill me you must go inside me and kill the monster."The Deku

Tree stated. Mayumi gasped. Sakura bit her lip. Everyone else froze. "Be careful especially you Mayumi."The Deku Tree

said and opened his mouth foor them to enter. (I know sounds weird but that is what happened in the game. --')

Sakura nodded and headed in everyone followed. "Why did he tell me to be careful?"Mayumi asked Sakura.

Sakura shrugged. "Dunno."Sakura replied. Mayumi nodded.

The inside of the tree was hudge and hollow with a odd yellow-greenish color in it.

"What now?"Hinata asked. "Maybe we should split up and complete it faster?"Mayumi suggested.

"No baka. If we do that we would be easier to kill."Sasuke replied.

"The jackass is right."Sakura replied. Sasuke glared at Sakura and she shrugged it off. "H-h-hai."Hinata said shyly.

Neji just shrugged and walked in deeper.

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"Lets enter that room!"Naruto enthusiaclly(sp?) pointed to the ONLY open room inside the tree.

"Good idea Naruto!"Hinata commented smiling. Naruto slung an arm around Hinata.

"I AM a genius aren't I?!"Naruto yelled.

"BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Everone else yelled and hit him. Naruto fell to the ground.

"Why do these non-ramen lovers hate me so!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"Naruto screamed out to no one.

"Dope! Do you want to get attacked by eniemies?!"Sasuke hissed at Naruto.

Naruto gave Sasuke the middle finger and walked on past him.

Sakura sighed. Training back when they were little kids was ALWAYS like this.

Flashback:

Sakura,Sasuke, and Naruto had just finished training.

"Saku-chan want to go for ramen!"Naruto asked silently hopeing a yes would be the answer.

"Uhhhh... y-"Sakura began to say.

"No."Sasuke said for her.

Sakura glared at him.

"Yes, Naruto-KUN I would LOVE to flippin GO!"Sakura said exaggerating each and every little word.

Sasuke glared at her with twice the power of Sakura's glare.

"Do NOT disobey me!"Sasuke growled.

Sakura mimicked him. Sasuke glared at her slightly trembling with anger.

"WHAT was that?!"Sasuke demanded.

"Oh... EXCUSE ME Mr.SASSY FU78965 pants! OBVIOUSLY I dindn't say it LOOOOUUUDDDDD ENOUGH!

I SAID you doush(sp?) bag YES to Naruto's question! I ALSO mimicked your FU78965 tone!

Even though you don't have to try hard since you already sound like a girl! Whats your problem!

Always being the emo one of the group! You dress like a goth! (Nothing against goths or emos

it's just that Sakura is pissed off as hell at Sasuke!) Then your also a chicken butt loser

who's obsessive against some stupid grudge you won't even tell ME!

Your just a meanie poopie head who needs a hobbie!"Sakura said pissed off.

"Pwned! By a girl Sasuke-teme!"Naruto cheered.

Sasuke punched Naruto in the gut.

"FINE! Do what you please but when you get your ass killed DO NOT come to me crying for help as always!"Sasuke said glaring.

"FINE you AS45678!"Sakura yelled to the entire forest.

Sasuke turned his back and began walking away. Naruto gave the middle finger and him and Sakura went to the ramen store.

Sasuke looked back. "Sorry."He muttered his eyes filled with sorrow.

Sakura and Naruto never heard it though. Sasuke just turned his back and kept walking.

End Flashback:

'I miss those times.' Sakura thought.

Everyone entered the room. "Look!"Naruto yelled. At the end of the hallway was a creature and it was holding

a small key. "Whats that?"Mayumi asked. "It's a deku shrub it shoots deku nuts out of its mouth and can run

pretty fast."Neji informed Mayumi. "Oh...It reminds me of a bunny frog!"Mayumi chirped.

Everyone stared. "Uhhhh...Yeah. Lets go!"Sakura said. everyone nodded. Sasuke walked up to it.

The said deku shrub backed up into its den. Sakura walked up next to him. "Come on out."Sakura cooed.

The deku shrub remained hidden scared. "Mayumi! Try talking to him!"Sakura shouted to Mayumi.

"Sure!"Mayumi replied. she walked up to him. "Whats wrong little fellow?"Mayumi asked.

'You can talk to me?'The deku shrub asked tellepathically.

'Yeah! Sakura can also.'Mayumi replied in her mind.

'No she can't! your the only one in the WHOLE forest who can talk to me!'the Deku Shrub said.

'REALLY?!'Mayumi asked.

'Yes. Your name it's...Mayumi right?'The Deku Shrub asked.

'Yeah, why?'Mayumi asked.

'Then your her right?'The Deku shrub asked.

'Who's her?'Mayumi questioned.

'She who speaks to nature and understands some points of it better than Sakura herself. Who has great strength mind,body,

and soul. Who has even perked Kakashi's interest.'The deku shrub pointed out.

'Yeah...Wait! I perked Kakashi's interest! What does that mean?!'Mayumi demanded.

'Never mind... You are wanted by HER.'The Deku shrub said tellepathically still.

'Who's her this time?' Mayumi demanded.

'No one...'The Deku shrub said thoughtfully.

Mayumi and the Deku Shrub stopped talking.

"Mayumi what did he say?"Sakura asked NON-tellepathically.

"I'm wanted... I guess."Mayumi replied back.

Sakura stared at Mayumi worriedly.

The Deku Shrub then let out a long screech.

Everyone covered their ears in pain.

Suddenly several large spiders crawled down out of the walls.

Sasuke dashed in front of Sakura.

"It's okay! I got you! Stay behind me!"Sasuke yelled at Sakura.
Sakura nodded. The spiders looked at the Deku shrub.

'Should we take them both?'The spiders asked the Deku Shrub telepathically in a language even Mayumi could not

understand. 'If you can yes but if you can only get one make sure it's the girl over there Mayumi.' The Deku shrub

said ending there telepathic converstion. "Mayumi! get over here!"Sakura yelled to Mayumi.

Mayumi nodded and began to scramble over to Sakura and the group.

The spiders crawled after her. 'Crap! I can't run fast enough!'Mayumi madly fought.

Sakura began doing handseals behin Sasuke. Sasuke turned around.

"Sakura! Don't!"Sasuke yelled at her. Sakura finished her handseals.

" Kai! Release! Inner outer switch!"Sakura yelled.

Sakura slumped to the floor. 'Kuso!'Sasuke thought.

Sakura stood up. "Sakura?"Hinata shyly asked.

"Yeah?"Sakura asked in a gruffer meaner voice.

Sakura turned around on her head was the words Inner written in Japanese.

Inner Sakura did more handseals. "Inner outer duplication!"Inner Sakura yelled.

Normal Sakura appeared next to Inner Sakura.

"My head! The transfusion didn't go as smooth as expected!"Sakura moaned complainely.

"Stop being a wimp. We have a battle to fight."Inner Sakura said smirking.

"Hai."sakura mumbled. Inner Sakura and Sakura looked at each other and nooded(sp?).

In the fastest speed any of them had ever saw except Sasuke Inner Sakura was behind one of the spiders

and chopped it swiftly across the neck. The spider exploded.

"Inner catch!"Sakura yelled to her inner self. Inner Sakra smirked.

"Wind of moon! Swift demon shruiken attack!"Inner Sakura yelled.

A huge shruiken came out and raced at them carried by the wind itself.

The shruiken hit the other spider and as soon as the shruiken hit the 2nd spider it vanished.

"What happened?"Mayumi asked shakily. "Easy. when the shruiken hits an enemy no matter how many

or how little even if it's one of the strongest creatures in te world it vanishes. Doomed to another

demention."Inner Sakura said smirking. 'Kuso! I can't last any longer wwe haven't practiced enough.'

"Sakura! I have to go I can't last any longer here! It's up to you now!"Inner Sakura yelled at Sakura.

"Arrigato Inner!"Sakura yelled to her inner. Inner Sakura smirked and vanished.

"Where did she go?"Mayumi asked. "Back where she came from inside myself."Sakura stated.

Mayumi noded understandigly. "Mayumi! Behind you!"Sakura yelled.

More spiders appeared. They shot there spinnel web at Mayumi. "I can't move!"Mayumi yelled.

Neji jumped in front of Hinata. "What do you want me to do?"Naruto yelled.

"Dope! Defend yourself!"Sasuke yelled back to him. Naruto got into fight position.

Sakura closed her eyes. "Everyone! We are surronded!"Sakura yelled.

More spiders appeared and shot there web at everyone.

"Sakura!"Sasuke yelled he jumpped in front of Sakura. everyone was frozen except Sasuke.

the spiders went after Mayumi. "Sasuke! Save Mayumi!"Sakura yelled frustrated at Sasuke.

"No."He simply replied. "Sasuke this is a DIRECT ORDER save Mayumi NOW!"Sakura yelled at him.

"Baka! If I go for Mayumi they will go for you and probably kill you! We don't know there intentions!"Sasuke replied back

to Sakura. "I don't care! Save Mayumi and everyone else leave me behind!"Sakura begged.

Sasuke mumbled something."No." Sasuke answered again. Sakura felt tears form at her eyes.

'Mayumi...I'm sorry.'sakura thought.

The spiders continued to craw towards Mayumi.

To Be Continued.
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Mayumi:I better survive or your dead!

Me:Uhhhh...

Everyone:WELL?!

Me: Free ramen over there! points to opposit direction

Naruto:OMFCARROTS!

Naruto drags everyone except me to ramen shop!

Me:Phew1 that was close!

Everyone except Naruto: We'll get you next time!

Me:Nyghah! Made funny weird face! No you won't believe it!

Naruto:WHO STOLE MY CATCH PHRASE!

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