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Ok so here's the thing Jean dumped Duncan but she isn't satisfied so she wants revenge and what better way to get revenge then plan it with Scott.
Chapter 2
Revenge is sweet and fun
"Ok" Jean said "that's everything."
Jean and Scott had finished shopping for the things they needed for getting revenge on
Duncan and had paid and were on their way back home.
In Scott's car both Jean and Scott stayed silent.
'Come on Summers now is your perfect chance. Just ask her" Jean I love you and I want to go to the dance with you" No! ok I'll just ask her. What's the worst that could happen? Oh yeah she could say no and it would ruin our friendship.'
While in Jean's head…
'Oh I wonder what Scott is thinking I wish I could just go through his mind. GodScott! Why are your mental blocks so strong oh yeah because you've learned to block me out.'
Scott broke the silence by saying, "so…are you going to the dance with anyone?"
Jean just stared at him going over what he said again and again.
"um Jean?"
"What? Uh no I'm not going with anyone I don't even think I'm going to go."
"Would you like to go with me?" Scott asked nervously running a hand through his hair.
Jean smiled, "I'd love to."
They reached the institute, got their stuff out and headed to Jean's room.
"so" Scott asked "Why DID you break up with Duncan? I meanIcouldn't be happier for you … its just that I was wondering why…
his voice trailed off
"Well" Jean started nervously "He …he wanted to…" she started to stammer "he wanted to get me in bed" she said slowly.
"What!" Scott exclaimed "Why I oughta –
Jean cut him off by saying, "And that's why I want to get revenge on him."
Scott took a few deep breathes holding his anger back.
"ok" Scott said, "What do you have planned for revenge?"
"That's what I needed help with."
"How about we let Logan deal with him?" Scott said imagining what would happen if they told Logan.
"No Scott, besides I want to see him being tortured while he's alive."
"Good point."
About an hour later Jean and Scott had finished their planning and were heading downstairs.
"Jean we can't just break into someone's house without them noticing."
"Your right I'll go get Kurt and Kitty."
After telling Kurt and Kitty the plan the four started to head out but were stopped by Logan
"And where do ya think you four are going?" Logan asked
"We uh um… Jean's voice trailed off
"We're going to Duncan's house to mess up his stuff and ruin his life." Scott answered casually
"Alright then have fun." Logan said and walked off.
"What just happened?" Jean asked confused
"Logan hates Duncan just as much as I do" Scott replied.
And with that everyone held on to Kurt
"Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times and thanks for travellin with-
"KURT!" Jean, Scott, and Kitty said in unison
"alright alright!"
-bamf-
They all were in Duncan's bedroom "Ok you all know what to do" Scott whispered not to wake the sleeping/snoring Duncan.
"Relax Scott" Jean said, "No force in the world could wake him up. Trust me he said so himself."
"Watch" she said as she picked up a toy car and threw it at Duncan's head.
"I love you Lala." Duncan mumbled in his sleep.
Everyone started to laugh.
"See" Jean said proving her point that they can speak with their normal voices.
"I guess that's a good thing then, Kurt turn on the light." Scott said, "If Matthews doesn't wake up so easily its better we can see what we're doing."
As soon as Kurt turned on the light all four x-men broke into laughter.
"Teletubies?" Jean said in between laughter
"He's more pathetic than I thought." Scott said clutching his stomach
All around Duncan's room were teletubbies his bed, blanket, pillow, and a whole bunch of more things.
After 10 minutes of laughter…
"Ok X-men you know what to do." Jean said as they started their task.
Jean went to Duncan's bathroom and dropped all his shampoo down the drain and filled it with Nair, replaced his toothpaste with superglue and filled his body wash with pink paint. Scott took a permanent black marker and drew two black circles around Duncan's eyes, a beard, and a mustache and replaced his colon with skunk spray liquid. Kurt dyed Duncan's clothes pink, filled the top of his fan with feathers, and hair sprayed Duncan's body. And Kitty phased through all his electrical appliances (TV, computer, etc) , took her makeup kit and smiled evilly as she put on waterproof eye shadow, eye liner, mascara, and lipstick on their victim.
When they were about to leave Scott spotted Duncan's diary and took it then they teleported back to the institute.
"Scott what are you gonna do with Duncan's diary?" Jean asked
"Make photo copies and sell them at school." Scott replied
'I'm going to be rich' Scott thought
"Jean that was fun like make sure to include me if you plan to do that again sometime." Kitty said with an evil grin on her face.
"Yah mein too."
"Sure thanks for your help."
Kurt and Kitty headed to their rooms to sleep while Scott went to drop off Jean at her room and his room was right across the hall anyway.
"Thanks Scott." Jean said standing in the doorway to her room.
"no problem." Then Scott kissed Jean on the cheek, told her good night and went to his room.
Jean touched her cheek and smiled still feeling the tingling sensation of his soft lips on her skin.
The next morning…Duncan's house
He woke up to his teletubby alarm clock and went into the bathroom throwing off his diaper from last night.
'I wonder when mommy will buy me big boy pants.' He thought looking at his dirty diaper.
He went into the shower and put on his 'shampoo' and 'bodywash' not noticing what it really is then he brushed his teeth.
After brushing and singing 'Never let the water run' from Barney his second favorite t.v. show, he washed his shampoo and went into his room put on his clothes, and put on his colon and turned on the fan and lights.
Duncan still didn't look in the mirror (hard to believe for a guy like him huh?) then he drove off to school.
At school there was a huge line at Scott's locker where everyone was buying copies of Duncan's diary.
10 minutes later…
"970, 980, 990, 1000! Ok Jean we made $1000 by selling Matthews diary so you get five hundred and I get five hundred."
"Scott did you even read his diary or keep a copy?" Jean asked hopefully.
"yeah he mentioned a lot of stuff about wanting to marry Lala and when his mom would buy him big boy pants."
"EW!"
"Your telling me I couldn't sleep all night."
"Hey look who's here." Scott said laughing at their job well done.
Duncan came in but was confused to see so many people laughing and clutching their stomachs as they fell to the ground. Duncan looked at them confused then tried to say, "whats so funny?" but it came out more like, "buts to wudi?" he realized he couldn't talk then tried to run his hands through his hair only found that there was no hair on his head and that his hands, clothes, and the rest of his body was covered in feathers and was pink.
He ran to the boys bathroom and when he got there he looked in the mirror and tried to scream again. This is what he saw…
No hair on his head, his face covered with makeup and black marker drawings, his whole body was pink and so were his clothes, he was covered in feathers and he couldn't talk because he felt his teeth super glued.
And so that was how Duncan Matthews died.
(Nah I'm just kidding but he did faint and when he awoke he ran away from Bayville, and went to Africa and became a clown/chicken that worked in the circus but later he got fired for making babies cry at the sight of him so he ended up as a weird street beggar. And he learned never to mess with a red head. While his parents celebrated that he was gone, praised the wonderful people who had made their dream come true and prayed that he would never come back again. As for the institute that was the last they ever heard from Dorkin Pink Chicken Mathews.)
One day Logan asked whatever happened to Duncan so Jean picked up an old newspaper and showed it to Logan it read 'Weird Pink Clown hired for African Circus.'
Logan broke into wild laughter…
15 minutes later….
Logan wiped a tear from his eye and said, "Can ya do that to Magneto?"
"I could but then the series would have to end." Jean replied.
Disclaimer: I do not own barney or the teletubbies and I got the idea from the movies my 4 year old younger sibs watch I came up with it along the way so sorry I didn't mention it in the beginning .
A/N: Finally done with that chapter well? Did you like it? hate it? Please tell me by pushing that pretty little review button in the corner. Oh and after brushing his teeth Duncan was able to sing 'never let the water run' because the superglue takes effect after 2 minutes. Anyway next chapter is all slumber party for girls thing.