The instant messages-

Disclaimer-I DON'T OWN HOUSE OR ANYTHING OFF IT!!! SHUT UP FOX!!!

Pairings: House/Cuddy (Huddy)

Genre: Humor/Romance

Reviews: NO FLAMES!!!

Rating: T

Show: Well DUH!!!

Summary: The ducklings, Wilson and the nurses are now in on the gossip!!! All about the Huddy! And touches of Chase/Cam. Please read and review!!!

Chatroom started WonderJimmy-

WonderJimmy: Hey, you!

NurseFlirt: Hey, James!

WonderJimmy: How's my favorite nurse?

NurseFlirt: Pretty good, oh did you see Cuddy yesterday?

WonderJimmy: No, why?

NurseFlirt: Hold on I'll get Brenda to tell you, BRB…

GossipQueen as entered the chatroom-

GossipQueen: Hey Wilson

WonderJimmy: Hey Brenda

NurseFlirt: Brenda, tell James about yesterday

GossipQueen: Oh that, yesterday House and her were arguing in her office and he came out after her looking smug and Diane thinks he gave her a hickey!

WonderJimmy: You're kidding, right?

NurseFlirt: Nope, completely true! I'll get Diane to prove it!

OfficeSex as entered the chatroom-

OfficeSex: Hey guys!

NurseFlirt: Hey, James wants to know about yesterday with House and Cuddy

GossipQueen: Yeah we doesn't belive that you think House gave her a hickey!

WonderJimmy: Come on Cuddy wouldn't just allow that

NurseFlirt: Are you so sure?

OfficeSex: Well it was that or she had sore neck because she was rubbing her neck!

GossipQueen: Look as much as I want to keep doing this I'm getting Katie

ClinicGirl has entered the chatroom-

ClinicGirl: Hey guys!

NurseFlirt: Hey Katie!

GossipQueen: Hey Katie, we were just talking about the hickey!

ClinicGirl: No way, really? That was great!

WonderJimmy: So you guys really think so

OfficeSex: I know! Oh I forgot we have to tell House's team! BRB

Sugarysweetsmile,

Dr. Wombat and

Dr. GangstaMan have entered the chatroom

Sugarysweetsmile: Hey girls and guys!

Dr.Wombat: Hey everyone

Dr.GangstaMan: Hey guys

GossipQueen: Oh guys did you hear? We think House gave Cuddy a hickey!

Dr.Wombat: LOL!!!

Dr.GangstaMan: LOL: )

Sugarysweetsmile: Really! Omg!

WonderJimmy: I know that's how I reacted

NurseFlirt: I know!

ClinicGirl: Hey wait a second, how did your date with Chase go Cameron?

Dr.Wombat: How did you know?

OfficeSex: Cameron told Tricia in ER who told Harvey from Cardiology who then told Elisa from the kids wing who told Jasmine from Nephrology who I heard discussing it with Kelsey in Oncology.

Dr.GangstaMan: That was long…Oo

Sugarysweetsmile: Remind me not to tell anyone about my dates in the future!

GossipQueen: So anyway how did it go???

Dr.Wombat: Well, I'm not going to say more, it might be on the web by lunch

NurseFlirt: Apart from that Cuddy and House seem to be okay today

ClinicGirl: Yeah, nothing like Adam Hiler and Mia Karlin!

OfficeSex: What happened with them?

Dr.GangstaMan: Mia thought she was pregnant and then Adam went to a bar, got drunk and slept with another woman and now they act like they hate each other.

Sugarysweetsmile: How did you know that?

Dr.GangstaMan: Isabella in ER told me when she was at that bar last night

Dr.Wombat: So is Mia pregnant?

Dr.GangstaMan: Don't know yet

WonderJimmy: Well I hope it all works out, pregnancy is hard enough without having to go through it alone

GossipQueen: Tell that to Lathey from Neurology

NurseFlirt: Oh you mean Lea who just had her daughter?

ClinicGirl: About that, did you hear that David from intensive care isn't the dad???

OfficeSex: Who is???

ClinicGirl: Jacob from immunology

Sugarysweetsmile: You're kidding right?

ClinicGirl: Nope, one night stand

Dr.Wombat: Who knew they were interested?

WonderJimmy: No one, hey did you guys get any e-mail today?

Dr.GangstaMan: Yeah, that poll was funny! lol : )

GossipQueen: Glad you like, very boring day in the clinic had to find something to do ;)

NurseFlirt: So what have Benedict and Beatrice?

ClinicGirl: Benedict and Beatrice?

NurseFlirt: Leads of Shakespeare's 'Much ado to about nothing'

OfficeSex: They're banter is the highlight of the play, they argue and argue and then deny falling in love with each other.

Sugarysweetsmile: That is so like them!

Dr.Wombat: Yeah, I bet they're doing it right now

WonderJimmy: Don't think so, I just got a message, BRB

Long pause surprisingly no one is typing as they wait for Wilson-

WonderJimmy: I'm back…

GossipQueen: Who was that???

WonderJimmy: Whom do you think, Benedict of course!

Dr.GangstaMan: What did he want?

WonderJimmy: To know why you, Chase and Cameron are just IMing

NurseFlirt: Why didn't he just IM them?

WonderJimmy: Said he didn't want to at the moment

Sugarysweetsmile: Of course, what did you answer?

WonderJimmy: That you guys needed a break from your case

Dr.Wombat: I need a break from him

ClinicGirl: Doesn't everyone???

OfficeSex: Maybe even Cuddy ;)

Dr.GangstaMan: lol, and slightly gross

GossipQueen: Hold on people, got a message, BRB

Everyone waits again thinking it's from Cuddy-

GossipQueen: I made it out alive!!!!!

NurseFlirt: What happened???

GossipQueen: The queen wanted to know what was going on in her kingdom

Sugarysweetsmile: Translation?

WonderJimmy: She wants to know why her nurses are on the computer laughing

Dr.Wombat: They're laughing cause gossiping about your boss is funny

ClinicGirl: True that!

OfficeSex: Next she'll be IMing me

Dr.GangstaMan: I'd save yourself

OfficeSex: Yeah, don't want to go in her bad books

NurseFlirt: OMG!!!

GossipQueen: What???

NurseFlirt: I just found a great song on the web!

Sugarysweetsmile: That's it?

NurseFlirt: It fits House and Cuddy great!

WonderJimmy: What is it?

NurseFlirt: Crush by Jennifer Paige

Dr.Wombat: I know that song; it's always on the radio

Dr.GangstaMan: Hey you know what would be scary?

OfficeSex: What?

Dr.GangstaMan: If House and Cuddy hacked into this convo

GossipQueen: Now that would just be bad!

ClinicGirl: OMFG!!!!!

WonderJimmy: What's the matter ClinicGirl!!! You gave me a heart attack!

ClinicGirl: No one look now, but Cuddy is giving me one those…looks

Sugarysweetsmile: Like the 'I know what you're doing' look?

ClinicGirl: That's the one

NurseFlirt: That bad, very, bad

Dr.Wombat: I fear for ya sister

ClinicGirl: Dude so not helping! She's creeping me out…

Dr.GangstaMan: Just ignore it

ClinicGirl: I'll try…

OfficeSex: Hold on, message, I think it's from Kevin!

Everyone waits again-

OfficeSex: Wasn't Kevin

Sugarysweetsmile: Don't tell me, Cuddy

OfficeSex: The one and only

NurseFlirt: What did she say?

OfficeSex: Here's what she wrote: Hey Diane, what are you doing? And what are the nurses doing? And since I know it's not your jobs get back to them! Tell them before I do, Cuddy

WonderJimmy: That's bad, though she doesn't know Chase, Foreman, Cameron and me are IMing

OfficeSex: I doubt it

GossipQueen: Not true, hopefully…

Dr.Wombat: Hold onto hope for me…BRB

Everyone waits anxiously again-

Dr.Wombat: Well now that is just creepy…

Dr.GanstaMan: She message you?

Dr.Wombat: The woman sees all and knows all

ClinicGirl: She has godly powers

Sugarysweetsmile: In high heels

NurseFlirt: And power suits

WonderJimmy: Well before we all get fired I suggest we sign off, bye guys

OfficeSex: Yeah, bye everyone!

GossipQueen: Bye guys!

Dr.Wombat: Bye guys!

Dr.GangstaMan: Bye guys!

ClinicGirl: Bye guys!

Sugarysweetsmile: Bye guys!

NurseFlirt: Bye guys! And it wasn't hickey!

GossipQueen,

NurseFlirt,

ClinicGirl,

OfficeSex,

WonderJimmy,

Sugarysweetsmile,

Dr.Wombat and

Dr. Gangstaman have left the chatroom and signed off

A/N-FINALLY DONE THAT CHAPTER!!! IT TOOK FOREVER!!! Man am I tired!!! Well happy St. Patrick's Day!!! I'm not wearing green! Tee-hee, please review!