The instant messages-
Disclaimer-I DON'T OWN HOUSE OR ANYTHING OFF IT!!! SHUT UP FOX!!!Pairings: House/Cuddy (Huddy)
Genre: Humor/Romance
Reviews: NO FLAMES!!!
Rating: T
Show: Well DUH!!!
Summary: House, Wilson, Chase and Foreman IM!!! All with the men about the woman and other strange things! lol, should be interesting if I can pull it off. Review!
It's a man's world- SnarkypillsMD has started the chatroomSnarkypillsMD: Hello and welcome to the 'It's a man's world' chatroom! No woman, I don't care if you're a hooker cause I'll pay you later!
WonderJimmy: How kind of you House (note sarcasm)
SnarkypillsMD: Well the title does not deceive! Man's world!
WonderJimmy: Can't argue with that point
SnarkypillsMD: I'm wasted…
WonderJimmy: Stay up all night drinking again?
SnarkypillsMD: HELLZ YEAH!
SnarkypillsMD: Ow, me head hurt much now, too drunk to sit up in chair
WonderJimmy: Don't fall on the bad leg
SnarkypillsMD: I promise, make not
WonderJimmy: Wow you type nonsense when you drink!
SnarkypillsMD: I may be wasted but I can still say you. Are. An. Idiot.
WonderJimmy: Now that better be the beer talking
SnarkypillsMD: Beer doesn't talk! But if it did it would say "House, drink us, come on, you know you want to!"
WonderJimmy: Well I can't deal with you by myself, BRB
SnarkypillsMD: I've been drinking on the railroad all livelong day…
Dr.Wombat and Dr.GangstaMan have entered the chatroom-Dr.Wombat: Hey House, hey Wilson
Dr.GangstaMan: Hey Wilson, hey House
SnarkypillsMD: And I've been drinking on the railroad just to pass the time away!
WonderJimmy: What the?
Dr.Wombat: Let me guess, House is drunk
SnarkypillsMD: So right you British Wombat!
Dr.Wombat: I am not British!
Dr.GangstaMan: No bother arguing Chase
SnarkypillsMD: British Wombat
WonderJimmy: House why are you IMing wasted???
SnarkypillsMD: I do not know,weeeeee!!! spins around in desk chair
Dr.Wombat: You are going to regret that move
Dr.GangstaMan: In 3, 2, and 1
Cut to House's office-House's head over his wastebasket
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!! vomiting occurs BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!! vomiting occurs
End cut-
Dr.Wombat: Well that was quite disturbing…
Dr.GangstaMan: House shouldn't spin around while drunk or sober
WonderJimmy: Not a smart move House
SnarkypillsMD: Hold on Cuddy's here, BRB
Cut to House's office-Cuddy walks into House's office.
"House! Why are you puking?"
"Easy explanation, I am wasted, big time!"
"How charming." (note sarcasm)
"As much as I'd like to stare down your shirt I need to puke some more." House leans head and begins to puke slightly more.
Cuddy walks over to the other side of House's desk to help him.
"Just why are you intoxicated in my hospital?"
"Late night, lots of lonely beers and scotch."
"Come on." Cuddy helps House up and leads him to a bathroom where he pukes some more, House then come back out.
"Better?"
"For now." House says limping into his office.
End cut-
Dr.Wombat: Aw, you have a pretty girl help you puke, isn't that sweet?
WonderJimmy: What happened in there?
Dr.GangstaMan: Cuddy came in, House puked, Cuddy helped, House puked, Cuddy left and I don't know, maybe House will puke
SnarkypillsMD: I don't see why you guys are making such a huge deal out of it
Dr.Wombat: Because maybe you like her? ; )
SnarkypillsMD: I do not; I like her ass, her girls, her legs and her wit but not her
WonderJimmy: You like her, admit it!
SnarkypillsMD: Drunk or sober I do not like her!
Dr.GangstaMan: Well as much as I like teasing House I just need to ask, where is Cameron?
Dr.Wombat: Clinic
WonderJimmy: Oh yeah you two still dating?
Dr.Wombat: Not going to talk about it now
SnarkypillsMD: It a sore spot did we?
Dr.Wombat: No, Cuddy liker!
SnarkypillsMD: HEY!
Dr.GangstaMan: LOL!!!
SnarkypillsMD: You too Dr.GangstaMan
WonderJimmy: How very mature (note sarcasm)
SnarkypillsMD: Hey, why aren't you flirting with that nurse?
WonderJimmy: Because I wanted to talk to you guys
Dr.Wombat: You know what we should do?
Dr.GangstaMan: What?
Dr.Wombat: Invite the women; it's kinda boring here
SnarkypillsMD: 3 things, 1-NO WOMEN, 2-Get drunk, 3-Cameron liker!
WonderJimmy: We are not getting drunk!
Dr.GangstaMan: I know, let's play choose!
Dr.Wombat: Okay, Wilson choose, Cuddy or the Nurse you always flirt with?
WonderJimmy: Nurse,House choose, Angelina Jolie or Carmen Electra?
SnarkypillsMD: Is both an option?
WonderJimmy: Nope
SnarkypillsMD: Damn, I got it Carmen's body, Angelina's head ; )
SnarkypillsMD: Foreman choose,Jennifer Love orJennifer Lopez?
Dr.GangstaMan: Lopez, Chase choose, Cameron Diaz or Cameron
Dr.Wombat: Cameron
SnarkypillsMD: Pathetic!
WonderJimmy: House come on, he likes Cameron, at least can admit he likes a girl (gives House pointed look)
SnarkypillsMD: Who, me?
WonderJimmy: (rolls eyes)
Dr.GangstaMan: you guys never fail to be entertaining
Dr.Wombat: So true
SnarkypillsMD: Let's play truth, truth be told and not released from this chat
SnarkypillsMD: Has anyone ever wanted to do a colleague?Yes
WonderJimmy: Yes
Dr.GangstaMan: Yes
Dr.Wombat: Yes
WonderJimmy: Has anyone slept with a colleague?Yes
SnarkypillsMD: Yes
Dr.GangstaMan: Yes
Dr.Wombat: Yes
Dr.GangstaMan: Has anyone been in a 3some? No
WonderJimmy: No
Dr.Wombat: Yes
SnarkypillsMD: HELLZ YEAH!
Dr.Wombat: Who here lost their virginity before 18? After
Dr.GangstaMan: Before
WonderJimmy: After
SnarkypillsMD: BEFORE!!!
SnarkypillsMD: Gotten drunk before 19? BEFORE!!!
Dr.Wombat: Before
Dr.GangstaMan: Before
WonderJimmy: Before
Dr.Wombat: Gotten high before 16? After
Dr.GangstaMan: Before
WonderJimmy: After
SnarkypillsMD: B-E-F-O-R-E-!
Dr.Wombat: Is it just me or is House the most corrupted out of us all?
Dr.GangstaMan: It's not just you
WonderJimmy: Yeah, House has always been corrupted
SnarkypillsMD: So I'm a little corrupted…
WonderJimmy: Go back to your scotch, porn and drugs will ya?
SnarkypillsMD: OKAY!!!
Cuts to House's office-House pulls out bottle of scotch, takes 3 rather large chugs, pops 4 vicodons and mentally ogles Cuddy's chest and ass.
End cut-Dr.Wombat: He wasn't being serious House
Dr.GangstaMan: Yeah, he was just trying to get you to shut up
SnarkypillsMD: In all honesty, I don't care
WonderJimmy: (sigh) Look I've got a patient, see you all later!
Dr.Wombat: Later
Dr.GangstaMan: Later
SnarkypillsMD: IF I RULED THE WORLD, I WOULD STOP MY CONSTANT HURL!
WonderJimmy: I'll take that as a drunken "good bye"
WonderJimmy as left the chatroom and has signed offDr.Wombat: I'm sorry Foreman I gotta go, Cameron's getting off clinic in 5 minutes
Dr.GangstaMan: I swear you 2 are teenagers, waiting by each other's lockers and what not
Dr.Wombat: Bye : p
Dr.GangstaMan: Bye
Dr.Wombat has left the chatroom and has signed offDr.GangstaMan: Well I'm going House
Dr.GangstaMan has left the chatroom and has signed offSnarkypillsMD: I don't like her...
SnarkypillsMD has left the chatroom and has signed offA/N- I AM DONE!!!! Man, that was long, tiring and I think I could use a break, now where did I leave that Kit Kat? Whatever, I'll find, REVIEW and I'll give y'all a cookie and a Kit Kat!