The instant messages-
Disclaimer-I DON'T OWN HOUSE OR ANYTHING OFF IT!!! SHUT UP FOX!!!Pairings: House/Cuddy (Huddy)
Genre: Humor/Romance
Reviews: NO FLAMES!!! Constructive criticism
Rating: T
Show: Well DUH!!!
Summary: House and Cuddy instant messaging!!! lol! I think it might be entertaining, but this is why you're the viewers and I'm the writer!
A/N- Okay people, sorry I didn't update earlier, just got a little…DUM, DUM, DUM …writer's block!!! See how hard it was to admit? Well whatever! Review please!
SnarkypillsMD has started the chatroom-SnarkypillsMD: So what's new? Normally I wouldn't ask but anything is good compared to my bored mood.
WonderJimmy: Nothing much exceptCuddy gave me my forms to sign by the end of the month.
SnarkypillsMD: You have got to stop using italics or saying her name like that every time she comes up in conversation near me.
WonderJimmy: Why? Scared she might hear you got a crush on her: )
SnarkypillsMD: Good God when are you going to stop!
WonderJimmy: You're an atheist
SnarkypillsMD: Not the point, now did see the tranny nurse today?
WonderJimmy: Yeah, she was with that 11-finger guy
SnarkypillsMD: Is it just me or is this hospital a weirdest hospital on the planet?
WonderJimmy: Actually it's probably up there: gossiping nurses, ducklings, drug addicts for doctors, rumors about said drug addict doctor doing is very attractive female dean of medicine, yeah weird.
SnarkypillsMD: Wilson there have been rumors since I got a job here.
WonderJimmy: Yeah but did you know everyone thinks you gave her a hickey in her office the other day?
SnarkypillsMD: If anyone asks I did but in reality I didn't
WonderJimmy: Now why would you tell me you didn't?
SnarkypillsMD: would it help if I told you because then you expectit to be me?
WonderJimmy: Well with a great piece of information like that I still think you like her!
SnarkypillsMD: What will it take to get you to shut up???
WonderJimmy: Nothing : )
SnarkypillsMD: You're worse then Cameron (rolls eyes)
WonderJimmy: I'm not trying to sew you're wounded heart back into 1
SnarkypillsMD: With all this talk I would think you are
WonderJimmy: Yeah sure, it's my life's mission (rolls eyes)
SnarkypillsMD: Look I've got to go
WonderJimmy: Why?
SnarkypillsMD: I got a message
WonderJimmy: From who?
SnarkypillsMD: If I wanted you to know I would have told you
WonderJimmy: Ah, it's fromher
SnarkypillsMD: As if (rolls eyes)
WonderJimmy: Bye, bye Romeo
SnarkypillsMD: You suck : p
WonderJimmy leaves the chatroom-SnarkypillsMD: Yes mistress?
FunbagsMD: Oh shut up House, I messaged you to remind you of this word 'CLINIC!'
SnarkypillsMD: Clyn-ic?
FunbagsMD: Yeah the place you avoid with all of your strength
SnarkypillsMD: Oh yeah, the devil's den as I like to call it
FunbagsMD: Devil's den?
SnarkypillsMD: You're the devil and you like it so much
FunbagsMD: I see now! (rolls eyes)
SnarkypillsMD: So how are your nurses?
FunbagsMD: Why? What did you do to them!
SnarkypillsMD: Thought Wilson might be flirting with them again
FunbagsMD: And that's bad because?
SnarkypillsMD: Because I don't want to see them hurt (pretends to look innocent)
FunbagsMD: Of course, from a saint like you, how could I expect less? (rolls eyes)
SnarkypillsMD: Also if Wilson's flirting with them how can they gossip like high schollers?
FunbagsMD: I do not pay them to gossip, though they act like I do…
SnarkypillsMD: Oh, you do know they think I gave you hickey
FunbagsMD: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SnarkypillsMD: I think you took that rather well
FunbagsMD: HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SnarkypillsMD: The other day in your office, they think I gave you a hickey
FunbagsMD: OMFG!!!!! Why me???
SnarkypillsMD: cause you're lucky enough to be gossiped about with me ; )
FunbagsMD: Lucky???
SnarkypillsMD: Totally (bobs eyebrows seductively)
FunbagsMD: That's only tremendously sickening…
SnarkypillsMD: And by sickening you mean… sexy?
FunbagsMD: Of course I did (rolls eyes, twice!)
SnarkypillsMD: Oh yeah and everyone thinks we like each other...
FunbagsMD: if there are rumors we are lovers why wouldn't we?
SnarkypillsMD: So now you're spreading the rumors???
FunbagsMD: No!
SnarkypillsMD: I don't know, you look guilty (looks thoughtful)
FunbagsMD: How can I look guilty? I'm on the computer you can't see me!
SnarkypillsMD: I can see you constantly, in my dreams of romp sessions
FunbagsMD: You dream of me romping with some guy?
SnarkypillsMD: If you mean 'some guy' being me then yeah I do
FunbagsMD: You are so grosssssssss!!!
SnarkypillsMD: Yes I am and I'm proud of it!
FunbagsMD: Only you could (sighs)
SnarkypillsMD: You know you could come over here and instead of pretending to be instant messaging we could be having wild sex
FunbagsMD: I am not going to dignify that with a response…
SnarkypillsMD: You just did!!! Lol!
FunbagsMD: (rolls eyes)
SnarkypillsMD: nice
FunbagsMD: Look House I've got to go, any last mocking comments?
SnarkypillsMD: This isn't a mock but a fact; your funbags are extra fun today
FunbagsMD: Why thank-you House that just lifted my self conscious thoughts (rolls eyes)
SnarkypillsMD: Glad I could be of assistance and you know if you feel like self conscious in bed I can help you then too ; )
FunbagsMD: How very subtle of you
SnarkypillsMD: Subtly is my strong suit
FunbagsMD: Of course it is
SnarkypillsMD: Well look who's here, Bambi!
FunbagsMD: Sounds like you're busy, bye
SnarkypillsMD: Later FunbagsMD
FunbagsMD: I have go to change my username
SnarkypillsMD: Please don't it's sexually arousing ; )
FunbagsMD: CLINIC!!!
FunbagsMD as signed off-SnarkypillsMD: Well that was interesting I also find it weird how 'Cuddy' sounds so sexually arousing… ; )
SnarkypillsMD as signed off-I AM DONE THE CHAPTER!!!! FINALLY!!!! I was brain dead through out the chapter so please don't hesitate to comment! I love it when people do that, review! Well thanks for reading and if you review thanks for that too!