The instant messages-

Disclaimer-I DON'T OWN HOUSE OR ANYTHING OFF IT!!! SHUT UP FOX!!!

Pairings: House/Cuddy (Huddy)

Genre: Humor/Romance

Reviews: NO FLAMES!!!

Rating: T

Show: Well DUH!!!

Summary: House, Cuddy, Wilson, the Ducklings and instant messaging!!! Very amusing in my mind. Please Read and Review!!!

A/N: So sorry for making you all wait for this chapter, I hit a lull in my creativity! Anyway I hope you like this chapter as much as the last few!

Nurseflirt has started the chatroom-

NurseFlirt: Hello everyone!!!

WonderJimmy: Hey

Sugarysweetsmile: Hey guys

GossipQueen: Hello all, have any of you seen where all the red lollipops went?

Dr.GangstaMan: House

GossipQueen: Should have figured (rolls eyes)

OfficeSex: Did any of you guys see Cuddy yesterday? She was all very happy when she got off her computer.

Dr.Wombat: Maybe she got a donation for the hospital

ClinicGirl: Maybe she was IMing with House! Lol

NurseFlirt: LOL

WonderJimmy: Actually he was IMing Cuddy : )

Sugarysweetsmile: Really, OMG!!!

Dr.GangstaMan: makes sense, when are they going to get together??

GossipQueen: I put $20 on sometime this month

OfficeSex: I say $25 on the next 4-6 weeks

Dr.Wombat: $25 on the next 2 months

ClinicGirl: $30 on a month and 1/2

NurseFlirt: $35 on the next 3 weeks

WonderJimmy: $40 on the next 3-4 months

Sugarysweetsmile: $40 on the next 5-6 months

Dr.GangstaMan: $40 on the next 2-3 months

GossipQueen: Everyone hold on, I'm typing all of this on my Microsoft

Dr.Wombat: So what are the polls showing?

NurseFlirt: 65 think they're lovers, 20 think they're just flirting and 15 think that they just have crushes.

WonderJimmy: Who made the top 5 couples list?

OfficeSex: Hilary Kimbel/ Thomas Plast in 5th, Catlin Wiely/ Mark Imlener in 4th, Wilson/Wendy in 3rd, Chase/Cameron in 2nd and then of course House/Cuddy!!!

ClinicGirl: I wouldn't have thought Hilary and Thomas would have made it into the top 10 let alone the top 5!

Sugarysweetsmile: Must be having more sex

Dr.GangstaMan: Yeah, sex at work? Shocker, huh? (looks at Cameron and Chase)

Dr.Wombat: Shut up!

GossipQueen: OMG!!! You're having it here? Where are you doing it?

Dr.Wombat: You suck (glares evilly at Foreman)

Dr.GangstaMan: It's not my fault if you get caught having it in the sleep chambers and janitor closets : p

Sugarysweetsmile: Foreman!!!

NurseFlirt: OMFG!!! That's funny!

WonderJimmy: It is pretty funny! lol

Sugarysweetsmile: You do you also suck right?

OfficeSex: Yes it is but I just have to send out a warning, tomorrow is April Fools Day!

ClinicGirl: Yeah, everyone be on the look out for House!

GossipQueen: It wouldn't surprise me if Wilson or Cuddy were his first targets.

NurseFlirt: Well that's totally obvious!

Dr.GangstaMan: Then us, but defiantly Cuddy, I mean seriously! They need to stop flirting so much!

Dr.Wombat: I think they just don't want to admit they actually like each other.

SnarkypillsMD has entered the chatroom-

SnarkypillsMD: I don't like her!!! Good Christ!

WonderJimmy: Yeah, sure (rolls eyes) and besides how did you even get in here?

SnarkypillsMD: I have powers!!! MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sugarysweetsmile: You hacked?

SnarkypillsMD: No duh! (makes Duh face)

Dr.Wombat: Wouldn't expect less…

OfficeSex: Why are you even here?

SnarkypillsMD: I'M BORED!!!!!!

ClinicGirl: You always find something to entertain yourself

SnarkypillsMD: Yep and this would be it!

NurseFlirt: Damn…

SnarkypillsMD: Don't you guys have anything better to do then gossip about Cuddy and me?

GossipQueen: Read the penname House, GossipQueen, of course we don't!

SnarkypillsMD: Well gossip about someone else

Dr.GangstaMan: Why? Did we hit a soft spot House?

SnarkypillsMD: HELL NO, I don't know the definition of soft spot anyway

WonderJimmy: It's the thing you have for Cuddy ; )

SnarkypillsMD: I DO NOT LIKE HER!!! Unless she naked in my bed ; )

FunbagsMD has entered the chatroom-

FunbagsMD: Too much information House

SnarkypillsMD: Their faults (whines like a child and points at of IMers.)

FunbagsMD: (rolls eyes) speaking of which, why are you guys IMing and not working???

OfficeSex: Umm…

NurseFlirt: Uhh…

ClinicGirl: Well…

GossipQueen: Why are you IMing, just wondering how you got on here?

FunbagsMD: House sent me a link, thought I might as well

Everyone glares evilly at House who sits there and looks innocent-

SnarkypillsMD: What?

Sugarysweetsmile: You know what you've done…

FunbagsMD: Also to add to this conversation, I don't like House so you guys are wasting perfectly good money on betting

Dr.Wombat: I don't care, betting is fun : )

Dr.GangstaMan: Amen!

WonderJimmy: It is, when it's reasonable and when I win, like at the poker night

OfficeSex: Yeah that was a good night : )

NurseFlirt: Yeah, I was so tired from all the dancing and poker

ClinicGirl: I remember that night; I just started working here that week!

SnarkypillsMD: Highlight of the night was Cuddy's dress can we say HOT?

FunbagsMD: I'll take that as a compliment

SnarkypillsMD: Where did you buy that? I want to call the store and personally thank them

FunbagsMD: Phone number is 386-2247

SnarkypillsMD: ROTFLMAO!!!!!

GossipQueen: What's so funny?

SnarkypillsMD: It spells Fun-Bags!!! ; )

FunbagsMD: (groans)

Sugarysweetsmile: Grow up House!

Dr.Wombat: When that happens monkeys will find the cure for cancer

WonderJimmy: Hey!

Dr.Wombat: No offense

Dr.GangstaMan: Though if monkeys did find the-

FunbagsMD: EVERYONE GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!

OfficeSex: Bye

NurseFlirt: Bye

ClinicGirl: Bye

GossipQueen: Bye

Sugarysweetsmile: Bye

Dr.Wombat: Bye

Dr.GangstaMan: Bye

WonderJimmy: Bye

OfficeSex

NurseFlirt

ClinicGirl

GossipQueen

Sugarysweetsmile

Dr.Wombat

Dr.GangstaMan

And WonderJimmy have left the chatroom and signed off-

SnarkypillsMD: That was quick

FunbagsMD: I'm in charge of their paychecks

SnarkypillsMD: Aw the powers of being the boss

FunbagsMD: Yep, they are nice perks

SnarkypillsMD: Ow! I got a paper cut filling out these forms you gave me (whines like child and shows cut finger)

FunbagsMD: Aw poor baby (rolls eyes)

SnarkypillsMD: Kiss it better?

FunbagsMD: XOXOXO

SnarkypillsMD: Sweet, next time CYBER SEX! ; )

FunbagsMD: Yeah right (rolls eyes)

SnarkypillsMD: Well I have to avoid clinic, bye

SnarkypillsMD has left the chatroom and has signed off

FunbagsMD: Damn him…he's probably going to tell everyone… : ) : ) : )

FunbagsMD has left the chatroom and has signed off-

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A/N- I AM FINALLY DONE THE CHAPTER!!!!!!! That was tiring and hard! I hope you still find it funny! Read and Review!