Phantom64: Hey If you've seen the version of The Thief and the Cobbler that had songs in it, sorry but I'm not putting them in. why? because I scoured the internet trying to find lyrics but found nothing but a bunch of people saying how terrible the Miramax was with all of the edits and etra voices and song numbers. I liekd the songs but I just couldn't find them sorry. Also I'll be adding some scenes that they took out from the Miramax version for certain reasons. Enjoy!
Chapter 2: Love at First Sight
Suga Mamma walked down the halls of the grand castle, many of the Leaf Ninja Guards getting out of her way. Everyone knew of her Incredible strength and what she can do to some people. Suga Mamma has been the royal nanny to the king's nieces since they were toddlers, and loved them as if they were her own, and would attack anyone who'd dare harm the two Princesses. (and would most probably win!) She entered the Princess's chamber and put down the bananas she had bought at the store. "I'm home girls! And you won't believe what I did to some poor smuck who thought he could steal from me! Heh heh!" Out from behind a room enclosed with curtains came the Sister Princesses, Kairi and Priscilla. They both had sad looks on their faces. "Now what's wrong children?"
"We're in a royal rut Shuga Mamma." Sighed Princess Kairi. She was the oldest of the two at 15, with long red hair, and beautiful ocean blue eyes. She wore a short red shirt that only covered her breasts, showing off her stomach, a pair of soft silky pants that were slightly see-through at the bottom and a pair of curved shoes. Around her neck by a string was a shining green gem.
"This life of luxury seems a waste to us. We want to help Uncle Kai instead of just being by his side." Added Princess Priscilla. She was a strikingly beautiful Asian girl with semi-long black hair and beautiful black as night eyes. Her outfit was exactly the same as Kairi's except for her belly-revealing shirt was sky blue, her silky pants were a darker blue, and around her neck was a collar-like necklace that had a small cross attached to it from the bottom of the collar.
"Now girls, you don't have to worry about that." Suga Mamma comforted as she led them to a mirror. "you're Uncle is doing just fine. There's nothing for either of you to worry about." She pulled out two small golden crowns and handed them to the two girls. They both put their crown on their head.
"But we want to help someone." Kairi pleaded as Suga Mamma added a set of beads with a cartoon heart at the bottom to the crown, the heart was now positioned on her forehead.
"I'm tired of just sitting by his side and looking pretty."
"Yeah, I want to do more than just sing for guests. I want to help someone too." Priscilla said. Suga Mamma then added a set of beads with a cross on the bottom to her crown like Kairi's, the cross positioned on her forehead. " If we could help just one person… then maybe Uncle Kai would understand."
Suga Mamma sighed as she dug into a drawer. "You're both just like your mother. Now for the finishing touch." She pulled out two soft, see-through cloths that were used as veils. She attached them to their ears, coming down from under her nose, covering their mouths(Although they were still visible) and ending at their necks. Kairi's was pink and Priscilla's was purple.
We're just so much more than pretty faces." Kairi sighed as she and Priscilla walked out to the balcony to look at their view and smell the beautiful roses they had planted in the pots.
"We could show him… if we had the chance." Priscilla said as they looked at the roses longingly. They were interrupted by the sounds of the Caslte gates opening. They looked down to notice a man they weren't happy to see entering the castle.
"Ug! It's that awful Jafar!" Kairi sneered, seeing Jafar and his posse entering through the gates.
"But if that windbag is here, that means Skyler is here!" Priscilla squealed with delight. Skyler, who was behind Jafar looked up at the balcony where the Princesses were. Priscilla waved happily at the young sorcerer, a blush creeping on her face. Skyler waved back happily as well, his face turning red too. The rather cute moment was quickly silenced by Suga Mamma leering at Skyler, shaking her fist menacingly at the magician in training. Skyler yelped and quickly turned away, trying to act casual. He was well aware of the nanny's frightening strength and didn't intend to incur her wrath. "Suga Mamma! Why do you have be like that around him?!?" Priscilla demanded, her hands on her hips.
" I've told you to keep away from that David Copperfield wannabe!" Suga Mamma scolded, her anger not directed at the Princess but at the young sorcerer in question. " anyone associated with Jafar is bad news, especially the magic types."
"But Suga Mamma, Skyler's nothing like Jafar." She argued. " He's kind, modest, truthful, caring, cute…."
"Did you just call him CUTE?" Kairi giggled. Priscilla went red hot with embarrassment.
"Ah you'll understand someday." Suga Mamma said waving her hand.
Before they left the balcony, Kairi looked and saw someone being dragged by two Leaf Ninja. It was a boy with spikey brown hair and blue eyes. She stared at the boy for what seemed like a minute. Down below, Sora had looked up to see Princess Kairi for the first time. Their eyes locked for a minute before she left the balcony. Sora blushed as he thought of the princess. He had never seen anyone as beautiful as her. As he was dragged into the gates, Eddy, Double D, and Ed were sneaking behind and Eddy feasted his eyes on the 3 Golden Balls.
"Hellooooooooo Betty." Eddy whispered, the balls reflecting off of his greedy eyes. A cash register's ring went off when he blinked. The palace gates began to close. Eddy made a mad dash only to crash into the large doors.
"Oh dear, Who knows what will happen to that cobbler." Double D whimpered.
"We gotta get in there." Eddy said.
"Eddy! You surprise me." Double D said cheerfully. "You actually want to sneak into the castle and save him?"
"Heck no!" Eddy remarked. "We gotta get in there and steal those gold balls! We'll be set for life with them!" Double D's shoulders slumped, seeing the old Eddy was still here.
" Ooooh, I can buy a mountain of comic books with one of those!" Ed remarked dumbly.
" Come on! We have planning to do!" Eddy grabbed his two partners in crime and ran away with a dust cloud in his tracks to plan their big heist.
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In the Royal Throne Room that was beautifully decorated with statues and plants was a fat blue skinned man that had long antenna like things on his head, He wore what could be described as a chinese master robe. It was black with a red circle that had a Japanese symbol in the circle, a small hat on top of his head, and a small pair of sunglasses. He was King Kai, grand ruler of The Golden City. He was fast asleep as usual. With the Golden Balls protecting the city he had very little to do or worry about, so he was typically bored and usually asleep. His two nieces, Princess Kairi and Princess Priscilla walked up and sat at his side, Priscilla on his right, Kairi on his left. "Wake up Uncle." Kairi whispered, kissing him on the forehead.
"Huh what? What?" King Kai asked as he sleepily woke up. Just as he did Jafar and his posse entered.
"Oh great King Kai! Have no fear! Jafar your grand vizier is here." Jafar declared dramatically. Skyler stood behind him to his left. Prisiclla gave him a warm smile that made his face red as a tomato.
"Oh… it's you … Jafar.. and young Skyler…" King Kai yawned about to fall back asleep.
" And now oh greatest of the great." Jafar said as four servants walked up with a small tent that they held with handles. "I have something to rest you of affairs of state." Kairi rolled her eyes at Jafar's irritating rhyming. "I've searched the word and brought you thense, With no little effort and GREAT expense…" He rubbed his thumb and index finger making the universial sign for money. " A plaything…"
"Uhh I don't think thense is a word sir…" Skyler said quietly. Jafar spun around and glared at him angrily. "Nut what to I know?!? I'm just a lowly apprentice, did I mention what good use of the word these you used?!?" He said quickly, sweat pouring down his face. Jafar gave him an approving smile and turned back to King Kai.
"From South part of Gaza, A bountiful maiden from MOMBASSA." Jafar whispered to King Kai. He immediately awoke from his slumber.
"OOOOOOOOOH! MOMBASSA!" the King exclaimed perversely. From the small tent a eyelash could be seen from the opening and a low female chuckle could be heard. .
"Oh uncle…." Priscilla whispered, rolling her eyes in shame. Skyler simply covered his face and shook his head. (Before you say anything, This who plaything was cut out of the Miramaz version for obvious reasons. I added it in because of the lack of the song) Jafar's goons Pete, Gantu, Buggy, and Jafar chuckled to themselves but shushed as four Leaf Ninja entered with the captured Sora in front of them. Sora and Kairi's blue eyes locked onto each other, Sora amazed at her beauty. Kairi tilted her head to the right, Sora titled his head to the right, never leaving each other's gazes. She tilted her head to the left, so did Sora. They then brought their heads back up, both blushing. The only ones who seemed to notice this was Skyler and Priscilla. Skyler pointed his thumb at the two with confusion in his eyes. Priscilla shrugged, who was just as confused as him. "Who…. Is this?" Kairi asked.
"Oh greatest King of all the Earth!" Jafar said, holding his cobra staff by the top, using the bottom of his staff to lift Sora's chin up. The Leaf Ninja had backed away. " This low-born cobbler of no worth, attacked me in the square today." When he released his staff from his chin Sora tried to sneak away only for the Leaf Ninja to step forward to block him and for Jafar to pull him back with his staff. "Shall we take his head away?" he asked, taking his index finger and slashing it across his throat. Sora's eyes almost popped out of his sockets when he heard this.
"Huh? Oh yes yes… (Yawn) Jafar, if you really think so…." King Kai said, about to fall asleep again.
"But WHAT has he done?!?" Princess Kairi demanded.
Jafar made a puppy dog look and took one of the tacks from Sora's mouth into his hand. " A TACKED me." He said, motioning to the tack.
"Really?" Kairi asked, annoyed Jafar would want to behead someone for what sounds like and accident.
"Yes." He intoned. Sora took a chance at escaping by going under Jafar's arms, only to bumpinto him and cause him to fall on top of him. Skyler and Pete's cronies laughed until Buggy hushed them. Both Kairi and Priscilla giggled, waking up King Kai again. " You fool!" He screamed at Sora.
When no one was looking, Kairi took off one of her shoes and broke it in half. "It just so happens Uncle, that I need a cobbler." She said showing the broken shoe to him.
"what? Oh.. yes, yes of course my dear." King Kai said. Sora looked at Kairi with astonishment as she smiled warmly at him.
"Jafar was about to scream in protest but instead smiled. "Of course, oh rose of the land…" He said, doing his best to keep his false happiness up, yet his face began to turn red with anger. "You're slightest whim is my command…"
"Yes,.. go with the Princesses, Cobbler." King Kai said as he began to fall asleep. Kairi and her sister Priscilla walked off with Sora right behind them. As they left, Jafar's smile turned into an angry scowl.
"Say um Mr. Jafar, if it's okay I'm gonna go work on my studies…" Skyler whispered.
"Whatever!" Jafar growled as he and his four cronies left. When he was gone Skyler left in the direction of the Princesses and Sora. He didn't notice a girl with long black hair and violet eyes follow him from the shadows as he walked off…..
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Outside the palace gates, Auron was looking at the palace with determination. "I'm coming Sora." He said as he snuck toward it.
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Phantom64: okay chapter 2 is done I'll have the next one up soon!
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