Okay, I got a lot of reviews overnight, so here is another chapter. Enjoy!

Captain Chartman: So, how is everyone today?

Jack: You mean other than the fact that Will kept pulling. On. My. Hair?!

Elizabeth: I need a better room than that closet!!

Will: I'm not finished with you Jack!

Captain Chartman: Okay, I guess we're doing good, I suppose. Before we start, I must introduce our first guest, Davy Jones. (Davy Jones hops in a bucket and attempts to take a seat)

Jack: JAR OF DIRT!! (hugs jar of dirt that randomly appeared in his arms)

Captain Chartman: Now that that's done let's get started! The first request is from grape soda queen and she has a dare.

Jack: uh-oh.

Captain Chartman: She says: This is a great idea! I dare Jack to kiss Will for 2 min.! Hehe!

Jack: WHAT?!

Will: Holy…

Jack: No way! I'm not a gay and even if I was I wouldn't kiss a eunuch. (shudders)

Will: I am not a gay either!! Or a eunuch, just so everyone knows.

Captain Chartman: Too late, you signed up for this remember?

Jack: No we didn't. Ye made us sign using hypnosis.

Captain Chartman: (shifty eyes) so…either way, your signature is on paper and now you have to do every dare and answer every truth! Including this one. Now go, this should be interesting.

Jack: God, I'd rather kiss a duck's ass.

Will: What's that supposed to mean?!

Jack: whatever you want it to mean. Oh yeah, and you probably suck because you have no experience.

Will: No experience? What's Elizabeth, chopped liver?

Jack: Well, no, but she barely ever kissed you in the first place.

Will: So?! I'm still a good kisser no matter what you say!

Jack: Believe what you think.

Will: Better than YOU at least.

Jack: ARE NOT!

Will: ARE TOO!

Jack: Would you like to test that factor, eunuch?!

Will: Sure, pirate!

(Jack and Will kiss, than break apart after 2min like the dare says)

Will: That was THE most disgusting thing I have ever done.

Jack: Excuse me, while I boil my face.

Captain Chartman: Oh, come on, it couldn't have been that bad.

Will: Trust me, it was. Have you ever kissed Jack before?

Captain Chartman: No, but it is my life dream.

Will: Well, get a new life dream.

(Jack returns)

Jack: I hate this show.

Will: Me too.

Davy Jones: That was hilarious!!

Liz: (snatches Will and hugs him) JACK I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!!

Jack: He started it! (points at Will)

Will: What?!

Captain Chartman: Okay, let's settle down, thank you. The next requests are from the-american-hockey-girl. Her first request is a truth for Jack.

Jack: (sigh) at least it's not another dare…

Will: (glare)

Captain Chartman: (ignores them) The question is: How do you really feel about Anamaria?

Jack: Well, I-

Captain Chartman: Oh, and before you lie, wear this lie detector. (puts lie detector on Jack)

Jack: Well, this is weird. (lie detector flashes a green light confirming that Jack is telling the truth.)

Captain Chartman: Okay, now answer the question.

Jack: Oh, uh, right, I have no feelings for Anamaria. (lie detector flashes red confirming that Jack is lying.)

Captain Chartman: Liar.

Jack: um…I was just…testing to see if this thing really worked! Yeah…

Captain Chartman: just answer already.

Jack: Fine. Maybe I did have some feelings for Annamaria…(lie detector flashes yellow that Jack is only telling some of the truth)

Captain Chartman: Jack…

Jack: Okay, maybe a lot!! Are ya happy now? (lie detector flashes green.)

Captain Chartman: Not entirely. If you love her why aren't you guys together?

Jack: Well, she kind of didn't like me the same way I did her… (lie detector flashes green)

Audience: awww…

Jack: This attention bothers me…

Captain Chartman: Deal with it. Anyways, the next request from the-american-hockey-girl is a dare for Will.

Will: NOOO!!

Jack: (glare) shut up…

Captain Chartman: The dare is: Prove that you are NOT a eunuch.

Will: WHAT?! I AM NOT DOING THAT ON LIVE TELEVISION!!!!

Jack: (snicker) I need a blindfold…

Captain Chartman: Sorry, you signed…

Will: I wish I was on my ship right now.

Jack: I'm sure we all do.

Will: Shut up, Jack.

Captain Chartman: Okay, will now do the dare.

Will: (takes a few deep breaths)

Jack: you know if you keep doing that you're going to faint…

Will: that's the idea.

Captain Chartman: WILL!!

Will: Fine! (takes another deep breath then stands up and, "proves it")

Will: See, I told you I wasn't a eunuch!!

Jack: I always knew you weren't a eunuch. Someone has to call you a eunuch though, you'd miss it too much.

Will: No, Jack, I don't think I would.

Captain Chartman: Uh, Will?

Will: What? (pause) OH SHIT!!! (quickly "un-proves it")

Elizabeth: I like this show!

Jack: pervert.

Elizabeth: Hey! Jack, you're a pervert too!

Jack: So? I'm a guy, it's my nature!

Liz: (rolls her eyes)

Captain Chartman: Okay, let's go to the next request which is from DxS Phreak and it's a dare for Jack.

Jack: Oh no…

Captain Chartman. Oh, yes. Here it is: xD Okay, okay. Let's see...I dare Jack to wear a speedo...and DO TEH SEXY DANCE! BWAHAHAHAHAH! sits back in chair and grins evilly

Jack: (ahem) I think my ears are lying to me…

Captain Chartman: No, they're telling the truth.

Jack: There is no way I am doing that on live television.

Will: After what I just did, you're afraid of doing that?!

Jack: uh, yeah…

Will: You're hopeless.

Captain Chartman: Jack?

Jack: Well, I guess the eunuch does have a point…

Will: Jack, you don't have the right to call me a eunuch anymore.

Jack: Listen, I can call you whatever I want, alright?!

Will: Temper…

Captain Chartman: Jack, we're waiting…

Jack: unfortunately.

Captain Chartman: JACK!

Jack: alright! (goes in back room)

Captain Chartman: Okay, while Jack is getting ready, here is a request from maccus lover and it's a truth for Will and Liz. Here it is: Will and Lizzie, who do you love more? Beckett or Davy Jones? (puts lie detectors on the both of them)

Will: er, love? I guess Beckett because he never did try to kill me…(lie detector flashes green)

Elizabeth: Um, I never got to meet Davy Jones, well, until today that is so I'd have to go with Beckett. (lie detector flashes green)

Captain Chartman: Well, that was boring.

Will: Well, interesting for you is humiliating for us.

Captain Chartman: Why do you think I made this show?

Liz: (rolls her eyes)

Captain Chartman: Hey, Jack?! Come out now!!!

Jack: (from inside the door) No. way.

Captain Chartman: Jack if you don't I'm selling the Black Pearl on eBay!!

Jack: No!! Not my girl!!

Will: Funny, how you could describe a ship like that…

Jack: I heard that!!

Captain Chartman: Jack! Come out!!

Jack: Fine! (steps out only to be tackled by perverted fangirls)

Elizabeth: (gives Will a pleading look)

Will: What? (pause) NO! You really are a pervert!

Elizabeth: So! If Jack's theory is correct then so are you!

Will: But you really have to dig deep to find my perv-ness!

Liz: (crosses arms) fine.

(Fangirls surround Jack while he does, "the dance" LOL)

Captain Chartman: (rolls on the floor laughing hysterically)

Will: How can you even see past all those fangirls?

Jack: ALRIGHT ENOUGH!! (runs back into room)

Fangirls: aw, man!

Captain Chartman: alright, fangirls go back into the audience. (fangirls return and Jack comes out back in his regular pirate clothing)

Jack: I'm never doing anything like that again…

Will: (snicker)

Jack: SHUT. UP.

Captain Chartman: Calm down, Jack. Here is the next request by LostWitch5 and she has a dare for everybody.

Liz, Jack and Will: (moan)

Captain Chartman: (ignores them)here is the first part, for Jack: Let's see if I can think of one. Um, let's see. Oh! Dare for Jack!
I dare Jack to go a week without rum!!

Jack: That's impossible…

Captain Chartman: You have to do it! Second part: for Will, make him drink nothing but rum,

Will: Yuck!

Jack: Can we trade dares?

Captain Chartman: No. Third and last part: and for Lizzie, dare her to spend an hour locked in a room with rumless Jack.

Lizzie: What?! But he'll go insane!

Jack: You bet I will!!

Will: Oh, god…

Captain Chartman: Okay! (Locks Liz and Jack in a room right next to the stage so they can still hear any other truths or dares) You'll be in there for the rest of the show.

Jack: really…?

Liz: Jack, don't get any ideas…Jack, Jack, JACK!! (a slapping sound is heard.)

Jack: What was that for?

Liz: For coming on to me!

Will: That's it I'm coming in there!

Captain Chartman: No you're not! Here have some rum (hands Will a bottle of rum)

Will: (takes a sip) Ugh, this is vile…

Captain Chartman: Okay! Next request! (a scream is heard from inside the room)

Liz: YOU PERVERT!!!

Jack: You're a pervert too!

Liz: at least I'm not doing anything!!

Captain Chartman: Try to ignore it. The next request is from Vicster's jar of dirt and it says: Will has to be something eunuchy. For the heel of it, Dare WIll to wear a pink dress. Ph, and Jack.

Will: I have to what?!

Captain Chartman: So, Jack has to too.

Will: I guess your right.

Captain Chartman: Here is your pink dress. (hands it to Will, then walks over to the room and opens the door and throws a pink dress in it.) Jack, you've been dared to wear that.

Jack: I've been WHAT?!

Liz: (snicker)

Captain Chartman: (closes door and walks away to see Will in his dress)

Will: alright, I've had enough. (goes back into his room. Hysterical laughter can be heard from Jack and Liz's room)

Jack: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!

Liz: Yes it is!! (laughs some more)

Jack: I've had enough. (Goes behind a screen and comes out in his regular pirate clothing) ha.

Liz: aw.

Will: (returns to his seat in his regular clothing.)

Captain Chartman: Okay! Here is the last request for the day from maccus lover!

Everyone: Yay!

Captain Chartman: It's a truth for Jack.

Jack: WHY ME?!

Captain Chartman: (opens the door for the room and puts lie detector on Jack. Locks the door and leaves.)

Captain Chartman: Okay, here it is: truth.
jack, how many girls have you got in bed in tortuga (don't count the same girls who did it more with you and don't count scarlet and gizelle).

Jack: Well, I don't kow exactly. Probably about 5. (lie detector flashes red.) Or maybe 7…(lie detector flashes red again.) Or thirty could work too…(lie detector flashes green)

Liz: THIRTY WOMEN?!?!?! If men could be whores…

Jack: Hey!

Captain Chartman: (opens door and lets them out) The end of the show is now.

(Liz and Jack run out the door and both take a sigh of relief)

Jack: finally!

Captain Chartman: Don't get too happy yet, Jack. You still have to go a week without rum.

Jack: WHAT?!

Captain Chartman: Please review everybody! I hope you liked this episode and send some in for Davy Jones because he was practically invisible in this episode…

Jones: I liked this episode though!

Jack: I HATED IT!! This was like beat-up-on-Jack day!!

Captain Chartman: ignore them and review! Bye!