Davy: what would happen if you stepped out of your bucket??
HIII!! I got some good motivation from the 21 reviews for Truth or Dare so I updated! Yay me! This one has a lot more requests in it so I hope ya like and please review at the end!! On to the story…
Captain Chartman: Welcome to the third episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Truth or Dare!! Davy Jones is still on and hopefully will actually do something this time.
Jones: Why? Last episode was pure entertainment.
Jack: Entertainment? Yeah. Right.
Will: You're just mad cuz you had to wear a speedo.
Jack: JUST LET THAT GO ALREADY!!!
Captain Chartman: Anyways, I have the first request right here and it is from XxXPanicAtTheDiscoXxX and she says:Laughs hystericalyHAHAHAHAHAH! Phew... wipes away tear Ok, I dare Will and Jack to be locked in a room together and have to listen to WillJack Slash fics.Snickers evily Hehehe...
Jack: Have to listen to what?
Captain Chartman: Fanfics about you and Will's gay relationship.
Will and Jack: WE'RE NOT GAY!!!!!!!!
Captain Chartman: right this way…(locks them in a room and starts the tape recorder.) Okay, here is the other half of the request: I also have a couple truths for Lizzy... Ask her who she really loves and who she is the most attracted to! And hook her up to the lie detector thingy! Hehehe...
Ok, that's all I have! Can't wait for more hilarious-ness!
Captain Chartman: (puts lie detector on Liz) Okay, they are both different questions. First one, who do you truly love more? Luckily for you the men are screaming their heads off at each other in a separate room so there's no need to lie. Well, you're on a lie detector anyway so you can't lie. Well, whom do you love?
Elizabeth: I know it's not original, but I truly do love Will more. (lie detector flashes green)
Captain Chartman: aw, man. I was always a sparrabeth fan. Second question is who do you find more attractive? Who's hotter basically.
Elizabeth: Jack. (lie detector flashes green)
Audience: (gasp)
Liz: You know he is. But I would still take Will over Jack no matter how sexy he may be. (lie detector flashes green)
Captain Chartman: That being said, guys you can come out now. (unlocks door as the two rush out.)
Jack: (cringe) slash fics are e-v-I-l…
Will: (shudder) right (shudder)
Captain Chartman: Anyway, next request is from Compleatly Random Dissorder and she says:Interesting. Um Truth or dare...so many possiblities...Liz. Truth If you were stuck on the Black Pearl With no food or water, With no one but Jack, would you eat him?
Liz: great, I still have this lie detector on. Would I eat Jack?
Jack: This question makes me feel uncomfortable.
Will: Me too. That sounds perverted.
Liz: But I think they mean in a cannibalism way, right?
Captain Chartman: aye.
Jack: (shudder) I've already had one too many experiences with people wanting to eat me.
Liz: But I am going to have to say no. He'd probably eat me first anyway. (lie detector flashes green)
Jack: That's not all I'd do…
Will: Jack!
Jack: Sorry! Well, no, I'm not sorry…
Will: Jack!
Captain Chartman: Will, cut him some slack he's just having a loss of rum so his perverted mind is showing even more. Anyway, how is your rum drinking phase going?
Will: I'm starting to get used to rum, but I still hate the drink.
Captain
Chartman: Okay, next request is by LostWitch5
and
she says:That
was the best EVER!!
Hilarious!
I was keeping from laughing
insanely, and crying with laughter!
I can't wait to see what'll
happen with Jack and Will. Will going a week WITH rum, and Jack
WITHOUT rum!
hehehe!
Ok. Well for Jones, I'm not sure...let me
think. Oh! have him be locked in a room with Jack and Jack can't have
his dirt!
Jack: WHAT?!
Captain Chartman: I would actually consider that a dare for Jack not for Jones. But whatever, you heard her, Jack and Jones get in that room.
Jack: (clutches jar of dirt)
Captain Chartman: (snatches jar of dirt away from him) no dirt.
Jack: I'm gonna die…(walks into room with Jones following)
Jones: Mwahahahaha!!!
(sword clashing sounds are heard)
Jack: OW!! I may be dead already, but it still hurts!! (pulls sword out of his stomach and starts fighting Jones again)
Captain Chartman: Okay, here is the rest of what LostWitch5 has to say: Another one which is strictly for Jones, have him locked in a room and forced to listen to a tape recording of Jack singing his Jar of dirt song!
Jack: WAAAAA!!!!
Jones: COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD!!!!!
Captain Chartman: (opens door and Jack rushes out followed by Jones) Wait, Davy you were dared to be locked in that room listening to a tape recording of Jack's jar of dirt song.
Jones: But I hate that song!!
Captain Chartman: Sucks for you. (pushes Jones in the room, turns on the tape recorder then locks the door and leaves.)
Jack: (takes heavy breaths) It can't get any worse than that…
Will: Don't count on it.
Jack: Was I asking you?
Captain Chartman: Enough fighting! Next comments and requests are from, Jack try to hold in your temper, DxS Phreak.
Jack: OMG THAT'S THE SPEEDO PERSON ISN'T IT?!?!?!?!?!
Captain Chartman: (sigh) yes…
Jack: I KILL HER!!!
Captain Chartman: You can't do that, reviewers have protection.
Jack: Dammit.
Will: (snicker)
Jack: (glare)
Captain Chartman: Anyways, she says: ...-is one of those fangirls- HOMG! JACK! TAKE IT OFF! xD
Jack: (Blushes like a tomato)
Will: HAHA!!!
Jack: SHUT UP WILL!!
Captain Chartman: (snicker) she also says…
Jack: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE SHE SAYS!!!!!
Liz: (chuckle)
Captain Chartman: relax, Jack. There's nothing else for you.
Jack: (sigh of relief)
Captain Chartman: anyway, she also says: D.J. (heh:D) - Here's a Truth for you. You really did love Calypso, didn't you?
Davy Jones: Yes, in case you didn't notice. I don't even need a lie detector.
Jack: I didn't know squids could love…
Jones: I am not a freakin squid you coward!
Jack: I am not a coward, you squid! If you're not a squid then why do you have tentacles?
Jones: If you're not a coward why do you always run away?
Captain Chartman: GUYS!! Anyway, she also has to say: Jack - ...XD I think I've tormented you enough.
Jack: (blush) yes you have.
Will: ha.
Jack: shut it!
Captain Chartman: she still has more: Will - I'm really sick of your proper-ness, so I Dare you to get drunk! Off of rum! In front of Jack! Tied in a chair!
Jack and Will: WHAT?! NO WAY!!!
Captain Chartman: Jack, I have to tie you to this chair. (holds a chair in one hand and a rope in another)
Jack: (gulp) I think I'll pass…
Captain Chartman: (ties a struggling and squirming Jack to the chair)
Jack: No! No! Damn…
Captain Chartman: (makes a final knot) That should do it. Here you go, Will. (hands Will a bottle of rum)
Will: (takes bottle) Ick…
Captain Chartman: Just get it over with. You'll be drunk, you won't even taste it then.
Will: Okay, here goes…(chugs down the whole bottle and gets drunk)
Liz: Will?
Will: (says in a weird drunk tone) What is it, sexy?
Liz: What did you just call me?
Will: Butterflies!! (points to air)
Jack: RUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liz: What?
Jack: Gimme, gimme, gimme!! Give me that rum!!
Will: (hugs his bottle of rum more) No! Jack why are you so jealous of me? You want my rum, my wife…
Jack: (blush) wh-who says I want yer wife?
Will: The kiss says it all!
Jack: BUT SHE KISSED ME!!! Now give me the rum!!
Will: But you kissed her back. My rum.
Jack: but…but…NO! YOU DRANK ALL THE RUM YOU GLUT!!!!!
Will: Ha Ha! You're tied to a chair!! (swaggers)
Jack: (tries to break free of the ropes but is unsuccessful) DAMN YOU!!
(1 hour later)
Will: (wakes up from passing out) what happened?
Liz: You got drunk because of a dare off rum while Jack was tied to a chair forced to watch.
Will: But, I don't remember anything…did I do anything strange?
Liz: Not really. You called me sexy…
Will: (blush)
Liz: It's alright Will. You were bragging and saying that Jack wants everything of yours, and you asked for an explanation for why Jack kissed me back.
Will: That's it? Oh, that's not too bad.
Captain Chartman: Okay, on to the next request…
Liz: Wait! I have the feeling like we're forgetting something…
Jack: HELLO?! STILL TIED UP HERE!!!!
Captain Chartman: (gasp) OMG! JACK IM SO SORRY!!! (runs over and unties Jack)
Jack: (gets up and starts moving around to get rid of the stiffness from sitting there for an hour.)
Captain Chartman: Okay, NOW we can go on to the next request. It is by a muggly named Caity and she says:I dare Elizabeth to give Jack a lap dance in a bikini. And Will has to watch from 3 feet away.
It's cruel for Will. But, still
funny.
:D
Jack: That should brighten up my day!
Will: NO. WAY. IS. ELIZABETH. DOING. THAT!! Especially on JACK!!
Jack: What's that supposed to mean?
Liz: That's okay, I agree with Will.
Jack: What?!
Captain Chartman: Sorry, but Jack's right you have to do the dare you signed a contract.
Liz: damn. I'll be in the back room changing into a (shudder) bikini (shudder then leaves and shuts the door for the back room).
Jack: (smiles)
Will: Don't try anything!
(Elizabeth comes out covering herself with her arms as both Will and Jack stare)
Jack: Will, how could you?! (referring to Will staring at Liz)
Will: I have a right to stare, she's my wife. You on the other hand don't have the right.
Jack: I do to have the right, she's giving me a lap dance.
Will: (shudder) Don't remind me.
Jack: (smiles)
Captain Chartman: (shields eyes) Okay, you unfortunately for Will and Jack's fangirls have to give Jack a lap dance.
Liz: ugh…
Jack: It can't be that bad.
Liz: Yes it can. (Gives Jack a three-second lap dance then runs to the back room to change again.)
Captain Chartman: (un-shields eyes)
Jack: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Liz: (from inside the room) You never said how long the dance had to be!
Will: Thank god. That was the most painful three seconds of my life.
Jack: DAMMIT!!!
Captain Chartman: She's right.
Jack: unfortunately.
Liz: (comes back out and sits in her chair now in her original clothing.)
Jack: I like the bikini better.
Everyone: JACK!!
Jack: uh, loss of rum remember? Perverted mind showing more or whatever Captain Chartman said…
Captain Chartman: Whatever. Next request is by maccus lover and they say:i have something for davy.
truth: did you do something with calypso like sleeping with each other?
Jones: NO! That's not what true love is about.
Jack: (whistles)
Will: Do you even know what true love is, Jack?
Jack: Yes, I have experienced that in my life.
Will: really?
Jack: Yes, two women to be specific.
Will: whom?
Jack: I'm not telling you.
Will: Do you still love them?
Jack: …Yes…
Will: Who are they?
Jack: I already told you I'm not telling you. Ad why are you interrogating me?
Will: It's an interesting subject. The infamous Captain Jack Sparrow…in love.
Jack: (blush)
Will: I'm determined to find out who the women are!
Jack: Well yer never going to find out.
Will: Wanna bet?
Jack: I'll never tell.
Will: I'll test that fact. (announces to the audience) SOMEBODY REQUEST FOR JACK TO TELL WHO HIS TWO LOVERS ARE IN THE NEXT EPISODE, OKAY?!?!
Jack: That's cheating!
Will: Pirate.
Jack: That's also my line!
Will: Pirate.
Jack: (glare)
Captain Chartman: Okay, here is the rest of the request: jack:
truth: who do you love more? davy or barbossa? and i mean really love and not like.
(puts lie detector on Jack)
Jack: I hate them both! (lie detector flashes green)
Captain Chartman: Um, okay then. More of the request: dare: pull at davy tentacles
Jack: WHAT?! He'll kill me!!
Captain Chartman: You have to do it.
Jack: (gulp) Okay…(walks over to Davy Jones and pulls on his tentacles. Davy Jones grabs Jack's arm with his claw hand and crushes his arm as hard as he can) OOOWWWW!!!! OW OW OW OW OW!! LET GO!!!! (stops pulling tentacles and Davy Jones lets go)
Jones: That should teach you not to pull on my tentacles.
Jack: (glare)
Captain Chartman: Next request is by darkgothgirl2007 and she says: Ha ha ha!! That was so funny! Keep it up. Oh yeah,I dare Elizabeth to wear a corset for 35 hours.
Liz: Oh, damn…
Captain Chartman: Here ya go! (hands Lizzie a corset)
Liz: (puts on corset) Im shrinking already…
Captain Chartman: Final requests are by mrspatrickdempsey and the first part of the request is: LMAO OMG this is so good! haha i like how jones likes it kuz he wasn't part of it:p lmao
Lizzie: since jack and will both had to strip down into almost nothing, walk around the stage 5 times in only your undergarmets.
Liz: (gulp) With Jack watching?
Jack: This makes up for that horrible excuse for a lap dance. Honestly I've had better.
Will: (horrible image pops into his mind) We didn't need to know that, Jack.
Jack: (shrug)
(They turn around to see Lizzie walking around the stage in her undergarments. They stare. After 5 times she quickly gets back into her clothes and sits down)
Jack: Was that five times already?
Will: Didn't seem like it.
Liz: Perverts.
Captain Chartman: Second part of the request: Jack: Describe your true feelings about Davy
Jack: I wish he could rot in his own locker and go insane just like I did!
Will: That was kind of hilarious. Do you still talk to air?
Jack: Air? Oh, you mean the other Jacks? Sometimes…(shifty eyes)
Captain Chartman: Final part of the request: Davy: what would happen if you stepped out of your bucket??
Jones: I would probably disintegrate.
Jack: Please do it!
Captain Chartman: Well, that's all the time we have! Our next guest will be Beckett in episode 4! Send in some reviews and requests for Beckett everybody (but don't neglect our stars!) Sorry, but as of now, requests for Davy Jones are closed. Hope you like this episode!
Will: Remember to request about Jack's lovers!
Jack: No! Don't listen to him! He's a eunuch!
Will: I PROVED I WASN'T A EUNUCH!!
(screen fades to black)