(((I was walking down the street, when all of the sudden the rights to twilight fell into my arms. But then I got arrested for 'stealing' it.)))

Jazzy decided that for the next step, I have to have a yard sale of all the stuff we don't need. So we set it up in the front yard and I put up a big sign at the end of the driveway… and all over town… to show people were it is. Now, we are waiting out side for our first costumer. We wont have to wait long, I had a vision that the first one will be here around 10:09, and it's 10:08 now.

Ah, it's Mike Newton. I wonder how he fells about our house. Bella is the only human to see it, until now. I REALLY don't want to help him, I look over to Jazzy, and my eyes are pleading for him to go help him. He just shakes his head no. I huff the skip over to Mike, trying to pretend to be happy to help him.

"Hiya, Mike! What can I help you with today?"

"Uh, Hey Alice," Great, I dazzled him with my 'award winning' smile, "I was just looking for my mom something, her birthday is tomorrow.

"Oh, the I-forgot-about-it-so-I-am-getting-it-at-the-last-minute present? Well I can make it look thought full. What type of tings does your mom like?"

"Uh, I don't know," pathetic really, not knowing what your mom wants for her birthday. Even if we don't celebrate birthdays, all the other gift giving holidays every one in our house knows what to get Esme, even Emmett does when he and rose are fighting.

"Okay, come with me I will get you some nice jewelry, a simply beautiful dress, and shoes, your present to your mom is a night out with your dad, with out kids. If you want I can do her hair and makeup."

"Sounds good."

"Is there anything else that you want?"

"My Grandma's birthday is coming up soon, maybe I can get her something too?"

"Ah, Granny's birthday, I don't suppose you know what she wants. But is she active?"

"Yeah, she is always going on hikes and skiing and junk like that."

"Uhuh, lets see, a one piece swim suit, with skirt attached and a ski boat. Does that sound good to you?"

"Yeah, but how am I going to afford all this?"

"Your mom's present is a total of twenty bucks, and your grand mother's is thirty bucks. Can you afford fifty bucks?"

"Yeah."

Most of the day went like that, guys would stop in looking for gifts, and they wouldn't know what the receiver would want, so I picked it out for them. Around noon, Bella came over.

"Hey Alice!"

"Hi Bella,' I ran up to hug her. And I noticed a car followed her in, "Do you know them?" I question her.

"They were looking for your yard sale. So I showed them."

"Ah, so I should go help them now, shouldn't I."

"Yeah, you should."

"Hello, and welcome to my yard sale. How can I help you?"

"We are new here, and we need furniture, nice but cheep."

"That's all I sell," says I. And I lead them to the furniture section of the yard.

"My these are beautiful, but surely they are out of my lead."

"No, no, these are perfect for you, just try them out. I will tell you the price, if you like it," they sit down bounce and all that jazz.

"Well, how much is it?"

"Thirty bucks for the whole set," he gape at me.

"How old is it? why are you getting rid of such fine stuff at low costs."

"Well, this is about two or three days ago, and I need to get rid of all the stuff I bought that we don't need. Mother kind of likes the way our house looks now, so this goes out here. So do you want it?"

"Yes, yes, but can we see how your house looks?"

"I don't know, you would have to ask Mother or Father about that."

"We understand."

"Hey Honey, how are the sales going?"

"Hello, Mother, they are going good, these people were wondering if they could see inside the house."

"Well, I suppose so. Get your husband to watch for costumers."

"Yes Mother," I say then spin on my heal to skip of to Jazzy, "hey Jazzy, Esme said to watch the yard so we can give people a quick tour of the house, okay, thanks, I love you, bye," I kiss him on his check and skip off.

"Who was that?" The teenage girl of the group asked.

"That would be my husband."

"So he lives here, with you?"

"Yes."

"Lucky."

"I know I am," she was starting to get on my nerves, staring at Jazzy like that, when Edward and Bella come in and plop down on the couch, cuddling, I devise a plane, they will not know any of our names, "aw, how sweet you two are, Brother and Baby Sister," I say, just to get Bella to blush, it works.

"Hello, Little Sister, what are you doing?" Edward questions, while smiling down at Bella's blush.

"Mother and I are giving a tour of the house, brother."

"Ah, I see, Little Sister, and will you be going up to our rooms?"

"I do not know, Brother," Edward, its kind of fun talking like, and is the girl annoyed at not knowing our names yet? He looks at the roof and then down at Bella. I smiled, which he returned.

"I guess I will see you later, Little Sister. Come, Love, lets go upstairs."

"Whatever you say, Honey, whatever you say." Obviously, Bella figured out what we where doing, and went along with it.

"So where should we go first, Mother?"

"Well, Sweetie, I was thinking the kitchen."

"Yes, Mother," the group thinks we are a bit weird, and that is what I was aiming for. Hey I can have fun, can't I?

We enter the kitchen, "Well, uh group, this is the kitchen, and here is the dining room," we walked out of the kitchen and into said room. "Now we are going back to the family room. Do you wish to see the rooms?" they nod, a bit to scared to speak I see, "Very well, follow me, please," am I having too much fun with this? I don't think so!

"This door leads to Big Brother and Big Sister's room," I pause to make sure they are not… doing anything… inappropriate… but they are just making out, so I open the door, "Big Brother, Big Sister, you can stop eating each other's faces now, we have guests," they look up when they hear my voice. That is too sweet to be true.

"Sister, do you mind? We were kind of… busy at the moment."

"Of course, Big Brother, anything you say," we leave to go to Carlisle's study, "here is Father's study, I think he is back from the hospital now," I open the door to reveal a reading Carlisle.

"Good day, Daughter, what can I do for you?"

"Good day, Father, I was just giving these fine people a tour of the house."

"All right, now where is your Mother?"

"She went to run the yard sale."

"All right then, carry on."

"He looks to young to be a doctor," the mom of the groups said.

"Father is very smart," they looked a bit taken back at me snapping at them like that, but I don't like it when people question his intelligence, it's not nice. "This would be my husband and my room," I open the door to find Jazzy sitting on our bed, reading.

"Are you sure that a guy lives here?" the teenage male says, looking around.

"Yes, I do believe I live here."

"Oh, well you must be a push over, then"

"I do whatever will make my love happy, her happiness is the key to my own," there was a chorus of 'aw' coming from my group, as I went up to hug and kiss him.

"Now let's go to brother's room!" We all leave Jazzy and my room, and head up to Edward's room.

"Dearest Brother, I am here to give these fine people a tour of the rooms."

"Come in, Little Sister," Edward called.

"Hey, why don't you call each other by your first names?" The little boy asked.

"We were bored."

"So what are your real names?" The father asked.

"I'm Edward, and this is my girlfriend, Bella," Bella brushed at that.

"I'm Jasper, and this is my fiancée Alice."

"I'm Emmett, and this is my wife Rosalie."

"I'm Carlisle, and my wife is Esme, she is still outside."

"Oh well, I'm Jordan, and this is my wife, Jordan. These are my kids, Jacky and Jack," this is a weird family.

"Nice to meet you," Carlisle said.

"Same to you," eh, Mrs. Jordan said

(((I just felt like messing with someone…)))