Okay, thanks for the reviews! Here is episode 5! I'm sure all of you have awaited this chapter tentatively because of the cliffhanger, and so in this episode, the cliffhanger will be answered along with your truths and dares! This one also has a bit of romance in it because of Jack's confession with his two lovers, heehee. Enjoy!!
Captain Chartman: Okay, Jack tell us who are your two lovers? The only two people that you've actually loved for purposes other than sex?
Jack: Well…I do love the sex part too…
Captain Chartman: But I meant true love. Passionate love, you said you had that with these women too.
Jack: Well…I'd rather not say…
Captain Chartman: (hooks Jack up to the lie detector) Now you have to.
Jack: (mutters: Damn lie detector!) Uh, well, I guess I have no choice now…
Captain Chartman: Nope. Now who?
Jack: Well, I've already told you one. (lie detector flashes green)
Captain Chartman: You did?
Jack: Yeah, when somebody requested what kind of relationship I had with Anamaria…(lie detector flashes green)
Captain Chartman: Oh, now I remember that! How cute…
Jack: (blush)
Liz: (giggle)
Captain Chartman: And who's lucky number two?
Jack: Uh…(glances at Elizabeth)(blushes more)
Captain Chartman: (notices Jack's glance at Elizabeth)(Thinks: I was always a fan of Sparrabeth! Yay!!)
Jack: Well, you see…
Liz: Today, please…
Jack: ……………………Elizabeth. (lie detector flashes green)
Will: (eyes widen)
Liz: Oh my god, that's so sweet! (hugs Jack)
Audience: AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Jack: (blush)(blush)(blush)
Captain Chartman: That's even cuter than Ana!
Jack: Uh, right, can we change the subject?
Sparrabeth Fangirls: NOOOO!!
Jack: (rolls eyes)
Elizabeth: (breaks free of Jack) I knew you wanted me!
Jack: Well, well, you do too!
Elizabeth: Well, now that I found out that you love me I don't want to break your heart by saying no…
Will: Jack has a heart?
Elizabeth: WILL!!
Will: Sorry…(turns to Jack) I'm never going to let you live this down.
Jack: (narrows eyes) I thought so.
Captain Chartman: Shall we move on as much as I would love to just stick to this topic forever?
Liz: aww…but I like this subject!
Jack: Change it! Change it please! This attention is bothering me to an extreme limit…
Will: I can see by how much you're blushing.
Jack: shut up.
Liz: But it's cute!
Jack: If somebody describes it as cute one more time…
Captain Chartman: Okay! The first request is by PirateKnightoftheRings and she says: Oh and also for Jack: Truth: did you feel any passion i the kiss with Will? What kind of passion?
Jack: (still has lie detector on him) Not really, I must admit a little bit, but not as much as Will. (lie detector flashes green)
Will: Aw, he was saving his strength for Elizabeth…
Jack: (blush) shut. Up.
Liz: OMG! I almost forgot!
Will: What?
Liz: JACK IM SORRY FOR HITTING YOU BEFORE FOR CALLING ME ANOREXIC!!!! (feels guilty)
Jack: Uh, yeah, that hurt.
Will: You're only saying that 'cuz he's in love with you!
Liz: Isn't that a good enough reason?
Captain Chartman: Our next request is by huntress-callisto and she says: ask elizabeth why, if she hates corsets so much, she never burned all of her fancy dresses with them
Elizabeth: Because as much as I hate corsets, they are essential for dressing up fancy so I can't burn all my stuff.
Captain Chartman: next request is by: PoisonousAngel and she says: Elizabeth: I don't really like you because of what you did to Jack so you get something bad. But I bet Jack will love it! You must stand in front of Jack and tell him how much you wanted him when he was about to kiss you the first time! For 5 whole minutes! With the lie detector thing on!
Liz: (walks over and stands in front of Jack who wasn't listening to the dare)
Will: You can't seriously be willing to do this Liz…
Liz: Why not?
Jack: (is confused because he didn't hear the dare and has no idea what's going on or why Liz is standing in front of him)
Will: Because you hate Jack!
Liz: I never said that! I don't hate Jack!
Will: …
Liz: (takes lie detector from Jack and puts it on her)
Jack: What are you doing?
Liz: Didn't you hear my dare?
Jack: No. I wasn't listening. What was it?
Liz: Well, you'll find out soon enough. (starts the dare) If you remember our whole "curiosity" conversation…
Jack: (smiles) Yeah, I remember that. (frowns) The black spot ruined everything.
Liz: Well, I would like you to know that I would've liked it if you kissed me instead of stopping.
Jack: I would've if the black spot didn't show up. (thinks about what Liz just said) You would've?
Liz: Yes. (lie detector flashes green)
Will: (going insane in his head)
Jack: (smiles proudly)
Liz: (takes her seat)
Will: Did you really have to say that much?
Liz: (turns to Jack)
Jack: (smile) ;
Liz: (turns back to Will) Jack doesn't seem to mind.
Captain Chartman: Part 2 of the request: Will: I think you a cutie, but you lack Jack's animal magnetism. I dare you to give Jack a lovely thank you for sacrificing his imortality to save your life! And it must be sincere!
Will: Well, this isn't such a bad dare. Jack, thank you so so much for saving my life while giving up your dream in order to do said task.
Jack: Your welcome.
Will: (sarcastic) and thank you for stealing my wife from me without my permission!
Jack: I didn't steal her!
Will: Yes you did!
Jack: No, stealing her would be marrying her! I just love her!! (realizes what he just said)(blush)
Will: …
Captain Chartman: Part 3 of the request: Jack: I won't make you do anything too bad because I love you so much! sends a magical bottle of rum that never empties Your welcome, Handsome! I have to do this and I'm so sorry...I dare you to call up Davy Jones with the lie detector on and tell him how exactly you 'know' Tia Dalma. You must confess to him if you did the dirty with her before she turned back into a goddess. sends a big Victoria's Secret kiss
Jack: Uh, no…
Captain Chartman: (attaches lie detector on Jack and hands him a phone)
Jack: (calls us Davy Jones and Jones answers) Uh…hi, Davy…
Jones: JACK SPARROW!!!
Jack: Um, yeah.
Jones: You're on that truth or dare show I'm watching right now!
Jack: Oh, so you know why I'm calling you then…
Jones: Aye. How do you know Tia Dalma?
Jack: Well, we did some business trading. (lie detector flashes yellow)
Davy: and…
Jack: and she thought I was hott. (lie detector flashes green)
Jones: WHAT?! What could she possibly see in you?
Jack: looks, brains, you know, what every girl sees in me.
Jones: Damn you, Jack Sparrow.
Jack: Captain.
Jones: Whatever. Good luck trying to steal your new love, Elizabeth. (hangs up)
Jack: (blush) Oh no, I forgot this show was aired on live TV…that means…(shakes his head) THE ENTIRE WORLD SAW ME CONFESS MY LOVE FOR LIZZIE!!!!
Liz: (giggle)
Will: If I confess my love for someone, I would be relieved that it's done and over with. But no, Jack still cares too much about his ego.
Captain Chartman: Jack, you just figured this out now?
Jack: Yeah…?
Captain Chartman: Wow. Okay, I forgot to introduce Barbossa. (Barbossa comes in and takes a seat) Barbossa say hi.
Barbossa: Hi.
Jack: um, you didn't happen to, uh, see anything, did you?
Barbossa: I saw the whole show.
Jack: (mutters under his breathe) Damn!
Barbossa: (snicker)
Captain Chartman: Anyway, the final part of the request is: Barbossa: Apoligize to Jack for the mutiny! The apology comess with giving Jack flowers, and his lovely Pearl back!
I'll make you happy, Jack! Just wait 'till the next next episode! More stuff in your favor! Love ya!!
Jack: (smiles)
Barbossa: Jack already has his Pearl back.
Captain Chartman: (hands Barbossa flowers)
Barbossa: (hands the flowers to Jack) Ugh, this feels so weird…
Jack: (eyes the flowers carefully) um…okay, sure. If these were from a fangirl fine, but from Barbossa?
Barbossa: Shut up, it was a dare.
Jack: Aye, I believe that handing me these wasn't all you had to do for that dare.
Barbossa: (sigh) I'm sorry I kicked you off my ship…
Jack: MY ship!
Barbossa: your ship and left you there to die. Satisfied?
Jack: hmmm…okay.
Captain Chartman: Okay. Next request is by teepirategirl and she says: Haha! Hi Captain Chartman I love your show. I'm a huge fan. I have a dare for, Lizzie: You should read an entire M rated Sparrabeth fic...
Liz: (reads)
…
…
…
Liz: Oh, god that was disgusting. It'd be perfect for Jack, it had way too much sex in it for me. I would never do that!
Jack: hmm, let me see that paper…
(smack)
Jack: ow…
Liz: I didn't mean it for you to really read it.
Will: You shouldn't abuse your lover like that.
Liz: Jack is NOT my lover.
Jack: (sniff)
Liz: I mean, yes, he is.
Will: Gir…
Liz: I mean…I don't know!
Captain Chartman: Anyways…part 2 of the request, still for Lizzie: and you should also perform all of Britney's "Ops! I did it again" for Jack (complete with a dance) cause from what I've seen on the show you two seem to have an issue with the fact that you kissed him and he kissed you back.
Liz: Well, I know why he kissed me back now.
Jack: (blush)
Will: But why did you kiss him in the first place?
Liz: So I could leave him there to die!
Jack: (feels as if he's been stabbed) ow…
Liz: I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like that!
Jack: (puppy dog look)
Liz: I said I'm sorry! Don't give me that look!!
Jack: (smirks)
Liz: (realizes what Jack just did)(glares evily like she's about to do something)
Jack: (realizes he's about to get slapped) Wait! Don't!
Liz: Why shouldn't I?!
Jack: Because, well, you know… (gives a notion that he means to say he loves her.)
Liz: (pretends she doesn't know what he's talking about.)(she really does, but she wants to hear him say it again)
Jack: Oh, come on, don't make me say it again!
Liz: (smirk) Do you want to get slapped?
Jack: NO! You slap hard!
Barbossa and Will: (snicker) Only you would know that.
Jack: Shut up!!
Liz: Would you like me to slap you again?!
Jack: NO!
Liz: well? Why shouldn't I? (smirk)
Jack: Because…I love you.
Liz: (looks satisfied)
Barbossa: (laughs)
Will: (snicker)
Liz: What's the big deal about saying it again anyways?
Audience: AWW!!
Jack: (blush) That could be one reason…
Captain Chartman: Well? Liz you still have a dare waiting for you…
Liz: (dances and sings)
Jack: (watches)
Liz: (finishes) That wasn't so bad.
Jack: Nope. Not at all.
Liz: (sarcastic) Well, I'm glad you like it.
Jack: (ignores her sarcasm) Good, because I did.
Liz: (sits down)
Will and Barbossa: (mocks) stop flirting with each other!!
Liz: (rolls her eyes and ignores)
Jack: (stutters) W-we're not flirting!!
Barbossa: Sure…that's why you're stuttering…
Jack: (blush)
Will: You know if you keep doing that, you're face is going to be permanently red.
Jack: shut up.
Captain Chartman: Moving on…Part 3 of the request: Also...I've decided that Jack has took a lot of beating so...I dare Elizabeth to make out with him for a five minutes and give him a lap dance for fifteen minutes!! (pause) do the lap dance first. It's better time management.
Jack: I DON'T CARE WHICH ONE SHE DOES FIRST, IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DARE A LONG TIME!!!!!!!
Liz: (rolls her eyes) Not another lap dance…
Jack: Don't worry, Liz. I'm the only one left. 15 minutes and you're basically done for good.
Liz: Wow, Jack, I didn't know you could sound so encouraging.
Jack: When we're talking about a girl giving me a lap dance, I can be.
Liz: Is that all I am?
Jack: What?
Liz: (makes a sobbing tone) A girl giving you a lap dance?
Will: Oh no, it's the crying thing.
Barbossa: Jack can't get out of this one safely without pain or humiliation now…
Will: Bad for him.
Barbossa: Good for us. (snicker)
Will: (chuckle)
Jack: No! Of course not!
(slap)
Jack: but I just said you're not!!
Will: Jack, it's the crying thing. You can't escape from the crying thing.
Jack: There's a woman trick that I don't know? What is the world coming to?
Captain Chartman: (sarcastic) A world where people argue instead of doing the dares their supposed to do…(glare)
Jack: (suddenly looks overjoyed) That's right you're supposed to be giving me a lap dance Lizzie!
Will: No need to act so cheerful about it, Jack.
Jack: But it's something to be cheerful about! You would know, she gave you one.
Will: Yeah, but still. I wasn't so hyper and overjoyed when I heard about it.
Jack: Well, you don't love her.
Will: What are you talking about?! I married her!!
Jack: (feels like his heart's been ripped out)(turns away from Will so he couldn't see) Oh, right. I forgot about that.
Liz: (notices Jack's heartbroken) I'm sorry, Jack. If I knew about you're feelings for me earlier…
Will: (looks mad) You'd what?
Liz: (ignores Will's question) Maybe this will cheer you up. (does her dare and gives Jack a lap dance)
Will: (tenses up) Do you think she did that for the dare…?
Barbossa: That I think was for the dare. The kiss part of the dare may not be though.
(Liz finishes her lap dance)
Captain Chartman: Okay, the other part of the dare was that you had to make out with Jack for five minutes.
Liz: (starts making out with Jack)
Jack: 33
Will: (is mad about Jack's optimism)
(5 minutes go by and Liz breaks the kiss)
Jack: Why stop?
Liz: (rolls her eyes and walks away to take her seat)
Barbossa: Now that wasn't for the dare.
Will: I'll have to have a little talk with Elizabeth after the show.
Barbossa: Watch out, once Jack has a girl he's vicious about it.
Will: (turns to Barbossa suspiciously) How do you know?
Barbossa: I was his first mate on the Pearl for a while, remember? Every time he brought a girl on board, no one could go near her.
Will: (listens intently)
Barbossa: Or it'll be the devil to pay.
Will: Never knew Jack could be so cruel…
Jack: Trust me, I can.
Will and Barbossa: (turn to see Jack eyeing them skeptically)
Jack: Oh, and by the way, I can hear you, I'm right here. No need to talk amongst yerselves.
Barbossa: (tries to cover up the conversation) We thought you would be too busy kissing or flirting with Elizabeth.
Liz: I wouldn't do things like that.
Jack: There's a start for everything.
Liz: Jack.
Jack: Can't blame me for trying.
Captain Chartman: Next request is by: Vicster's Jar of Dirt and she says: This isn't exactly a dare but... Jack has to slap everyone else. I think that's fair, he never seems to get a chance to slap anyone. See how much I love you, Captain Sparrow?
Jack: (walks up to Will) This is for stealing me girl.
Will: your girl?
Jack: (Bitch slaps Will)(walks over to Barbossa) This is for stealing me ship. (Bitch slaps Barbossa)(walks up to Lizzie)
Liz: Jack you're not really going to…
Jack: (mocks what Lizzie said earlier in the day)(smirks) Why shouldn't I?
Liz: (remembers earlier that she used the same attempt to get Jack to say he loves her. She wasn't about to give up as easily.) You should. Go ahead and slap me.
Jack: What?
Liz: (shrugs) Slap me.
Jack: You don't think I will?
Liz: Now that you ask, no I don't think you will. If you love me you won't because you won't be able to. You won't be able to endure the fact that your lover is in pain and it's all your fault.
Jack: (Thinks: Use the guilt trick on me, why dontcha?) Well, don't let your guard down just yet.
Liz: Why?
Jack: I'll slap you. You deserve it after all those smacks and slap etc. that you've given me.
Liz: Okay, go ahead.
Jack: I will.
Liz: Give it to me. You just said, I deserve it.
Jack: I will, and you'll get it hard.
Liz: (smirk) Well then stop stalling and do it already!
Jack: (raises his hand high about to slap Liz then pauses)
Liz: (smirk grows)
Jack: I. Can't. (lets his hand drop.)
Liz: What?
Jack: I can't do it.
Liz: (says in a mocking tone) I told you so…
Jack: (looks away to see Will and Barbossa smirking. Turns back to Elizabeth to see her snickering too.) Alright! Enough attention on just me! (sits back down and folds his arms)
Captain Chartman: last part of the request: Now eviler (is that a word?) - Dare: Jack to give Will a lap dance. Truth: Did he enjoy it.
Jack: NO WAY!!
Will: I agree with Jack.
Captain Chartman: Sorry, it's in your contract. You have to do it.
Jack: For how long? I'm afraid to ask…
Captain Chartman: They didn't say…
Jack: YEAH!! (gives Will a 3 second lap dance)
Will: (twitch, twitch)
Barbossa: (bursts out laughing) God, were there any other gay requests?!
Liz: Yeah, actually.
Barbossa: REALLY?! (laughs some more) Like what?
Liz: Jack and Will had to kiss for two minutes.
Barbossa: Oh, I would've loved to see that! How did that go?
Liz: They both said it was disgusting. But in a later episode were forced to confess what they actually felt during the kiss and both said passion.
Barbossa: (bursts out laughing)
Will and Jack: (blush)
Liz: Oh, and Beckett had to French kiss Jack. He took Jack kind of by surprise.
Barbossa: OMG! Somebody needs to request these again! They sound hilarious but I didn't get to see any!
Captain Chartman: So, Will? Did you enjoy that lap dance?
Barbossa: Did you feel any passion pass through you and Jack?
Jack and Will: (blush)
Will: No. That was way too creepy for anything to go on. (turns to Jack) Jack, you didn't have to get so close.
Barbossa: (bursts out laughing again)
Jack: (blush) Did you really have to say that so loud?
Will: (smirk) Yes. Look behind you.
Jack: (looks behind him to see Elizabeth raging in anger)
Liz: (says through gritted teeth) Jack, can you come here for a second?
Jack: (slowly walks over to her)
Liz: Did Will just say not to get so CLOSE?! Were you trying for another kiss from him or something?!?!
Will: (laughs)
Jack: No, Lizzie, it's not like that!
Liz: What's it like, then, Sparrow?!
Jack: …
Liz: See, you're LYING!
Jack: No! I'm not, honestly!
Liz: If there's one thing I've learned, it's to never trust a pirate. (pause) If you're lying about this, then were you lying when you said you love me? (does the crying thing) Well, were you?
Jack: Not the crying thing again…
Liz: (still has the crying thing going on) Were, you, lying?
Jack: No, I was put on a lie detector and it flashed green.
Liz: Then why did Will tell you not to get so close?
Jack: He's just trying to get me slapped. (turns back to Will to glare at him then turns back to Elizabeth)
Liz: Well guess what, he succeeded!
Jack: What?
(slap)
Jack: I guess nothing really does beat the crying thing.
Will: Told ya.
Captain Chartman: Next request is by mrspatrickdempsey and she says: Will: Too easy for you eh? well i must think of a harder one for the jack lover(snickers)(thinks) Give Jack a lap dance for 3 mins since you seam to enjoy his company very much(grins and snickers again)
Will: (sweatdrop)
Jack: Oh, please…
Liz: ANOTHER GAY MOVE?! Between my two guys too!
Barbossa: Two-timer.
Liz: you're lucky that you're the only one I refuse to slap.
Jack: Why don't you slap him?!
Liz: I don't know. It's kind of awkward slapping Barbossa.
Jack: What about Will?
Liz: I have sympathy for Will.
Jack: Don't I feel special now… (sarcasm)
Will: (gives Jack an unexpected lap dance)
Jack: Uh…
Barbossa: (laughs)
(3 minutes go by)
Will: (gets off of Jack and goes back to his seat)(shudders) I'm glad I got it over with.
Jack: Ugh, Lizzie is much better. Especially since she has practice…and is a woman…(shudder)
Liz: (rolls her eyes)
Captain Chartman: Part 2 of the request: Elizabeth: Go make out with Jack for 3 mins oh and Will must watch and can't interupt them.
Will: (gets tied up in a chair by Liz) Hey! Liz!
Liz: Sorry, Will. I was dared.
Will: That's a sorry excuse. Half of you really wants to make out with Jack!
Liz: Don't be ridiculous. (starts making out with Jack)
Will: So…painful…to…watch…when does it end? 3 minutes seems a lot longer than it sounds. JACK KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!!!
(3 minutes finally pass and Liz breaks off of Jack and takes her seat with Jack following. Captain Chartman unties Will)
Will: You've no idea how painful it was to watch that…
Jack: What? You don't think it was painful for me to watch you make out with Liz all the time?
Will: (says in a sarcastic tone) Oh, I'm oh so sorry for breaking your heart, Jack.
Jack: (glare)
Captain Chartman: Part 3 of the request: Barbossa: go be locked up in a room with Jack and Will for 5 mins and Will is tied to a chair.
Will: Oh no, I have to endure the arguing…
Jack: Don't worry, I'll make sure you're in the conversation to. (evil glare)
(Jack, Will and Barbossa get locked up in a room. Will is tied to a chair.)
Jack: So, I see you're becoming good friends with the eunuch.
Barbossa: So what if I am.
Jack: You're plotting things against me.
Barbossa: I'm only telling him how to get his girl back, that's all.
Jack: WHAT!? That's cruel! You of all people should know not to interfere when I am with someone.
Barbossa: Yes, but you stole her from someone else.
Jack: I did not steal her. I simply confessed and then she came to me.
Barbossa: I'll confirm that when we go outside.
(5min go by and the guys are let out. Will was untied)
Barbossa: (asks Captain Chartman) Is it true that after Jack confessed his love for Lizzie, she simply came on to him?
Captain Chartman: Yah, it is actually. After he said her name, she yelled "Oh my god, that's so sweet!!" and hugged him. They've been nice to each other the entire episode. Well, except for the occasional slapping.
Jack: (wince) The occasional slapping has to stop.
Will: Nice to each other? Do you mean flirting?
Jack: (blush) it's not flirting…
Liz: (rolls her eyes)
Captain Chartman: Next request is by a muggle named Caity and she says: Barbossa and Jack - Dare: They have to sing "Tell Him," by Celine Dion and Barbara Straisnd, to each other. They must hug and hold each other as they're singing, to go along with the song. Then, they must kiss for at least 30 seconds afterwards.
Barbossa and Jack: WHAT?! NO WAY!!
Jack: I hate him!
Barbossa: I hate him, too!
Captain Chartman: Then it's better that you get it over with quick cuz you have to do it sometime.
Barbossa and Jack: (sing, hug, kiss, etc. the kiss only lasted exactly 30 seconds)
Barbossa and Jack: EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Liz: real mature, guys.
Jack: ugh, that was gross.
Barbossa: aye.
Captain Chartman: part 2 of the request: Will - Dare: Because I feel somewhat sorry for Jack, Will must wear a speedo and model it around the stage for 2 minutes.
Will: aw, crap. (gets up and goes in the back room to change into speedo.)
Captain Chartman: While Will is getting ready, the next request is by icedivagirl and she says: I have a dare for Barbossa: I dare you to go a month without eating one apple. Oh and for Jack its not really a biggie but give out free run to everyone n the audience (i want to see how he would react)
Barbossa: I'll try me best.
Jack: I don't have any rum left! All of it was taken away because of that stupid "no rum for a week" dare! Which is over in 2 days, thank god!
(Will comes out and catwalks across the stage back and forth, then runs back in the backroom. Comes out in his regular clothes and sits down.)
Jack: Ha! Now I have something against you!
Liz:
Captain Chartman: Next request is by shaunasaurus rex and she says: I truth Liz to tell us if she enjoyed her and Jack's kiss.
Liz: Yes I did.
Will: You can just say that with ease now?
Liz: Yeah, it's like asking if I enjoy kissing you.
Will: I'm losing her, I'm losing her!
Barbossa: Don't worry, we'll think of something.
Jack: 33 3 33
Liz: Well aren't you very cheerful.
Jack: Is there something wrong with that?
Liz: No, I was just saying.
Captain Chartman: Next request is by LostWitch5 and she says: Elizabeth: Put the lie detector on and speak your true feelings about Jack.
(puts lie detector on Liz)
Liz: Jack, I must say, I like you as much as Will. Maybe even more, I don't know. (lie detector flashes green)
Jack: Like? Not love?
Liz: (narrows eyes) Don't push your luck.
Captain Chartman: Part 2 of the request: Jack: Eat a whole barrel of apples in front of Barbossa.
Jack: (eats apples)
Barbossa: (goes insane) Must…have…apples…
Jack: (finishes) Wow, I didn't think I could eat that much!
Captain Chartman: Part 3 of the request: Jack: It seems when you saw your father at the Brethren Court, you were a bit tense, put the lie detector on, does someone have some daddy issues?
Ok, I think
that's it for now!
Great chapter
(puts lie detector on Jack)
Jack: I honestly hate this thing now.
Captain Chartman: I don't care answer the question.
Jack: I was tense cuz I hadn't seen him in who knows how long and him just showing up like that is kind of awkward.
Captain Chartman: Okay. Next request is by Lily on the Pond and she says: OMG! I love this show so much! I have a dare: Barbossa has to French Kiss Will the Eunich for 1 minute!(laughs hysterically)
Barbossa: There are a lot of gay requests on this show…
Captain Chartman: You don't know the half of it. Now do the dare.
Barbossa: (sigh)(French kisses Will)
…
(1 minutes goes by and Barbossa breaks the kiss)
Will: I may be used to it, but I still hate the gay requests. Only when they involve me though.
Barbossa: Aye.
Captain Chartman: Part 2 of the request: AND... I have a truth for Jack.He has to answer truthfully if he loves Lizzie or not. I STILL THINK IN AT WORLDS END JACK AND LIZ SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN TOGETHER!(Even if I am secretly in love with Jack.It ain't a secret now!)
Jack: Well, I already answered that question 3 times already.
Liz: What is it?
Jack: I do.
Liz: Do what?
Jack: Come on, Lizzie, don't make me say it again!
Liz: Why not?
Jack: Because…it's awkward.
Liz: Do you want to get slapped?
Jack: WHY?! I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!!
Liz: Exactly. So say it or you're getting slapped.
Will: (snicker) that last sentence made me laugh…
Jack: …
Liz: (ignoring Will) Jack…
Jack: Fine! I love you! (blush)
Liz: Thank you, I'm satisfied.
Jack: (rolls his eyes)
Captain Chartman: Next request is by: Compleatly Random Dissorder and she says: Jack: Hm, what to do, what to do. AH! I ogt it, I dare you to wear the miniskirt the corset the stiletos AND Put lipstick eyeshadow and blush on,(you already have eye liner)
Jack: (gulp)
Liz: Come on Jack, you already have half of it done!
Jack: Eyeliner isn't half!
Liz: Well do it anyways!
Jack: NO! This is one of the worst dares ever!!
Liz: Do it or you're getting slapped!
Jack: (gulp) Okay…(goes in the backroom)
Captain Chartman: While Jack is getting ready, here is part 2 of the request: Will: Eh,I dare you to poke Jack in the head with a sick for the whole show.
Will: (grabs a random stick) This should work.
(Jack comes out and everyone stares wide-eyed. After a few seconds Jack runs back into the back room and comes back out dressed as a pirate as usual.)
Jack: That was torture.
Will: I imagine. (pokes Jack with the stick)
Jack: What. Are. You. Doing?
Will: I was dared to poke you with a stick for the entire show.
Jack: (rolls his eyes) great…
(poke)
(poke)
(poke)
Jack: STOP IT!!!!
Captain Chartman: You're in luck, Jack. The show is over, there's no more requests for the day!
Jack: YES! (poke) THE SHOW'S FRICKEN OVER!!!!
Will: yeah, I know. That was for my own enjoyment.
Captain Chartman: Okay, remember to send in more reviews! Next show we'll have Norrington so don't let him feel left out.
Jack: (whispers: Somebody request for Will and Liz to get a divorce!)
Will: I HEARD THAT!!
(screen fades to black)
Well, please review! Cookies for all the previous reviewers and readers and hopefully there will be some new ones after this episode! And I've decided to make this show also a romance. So I'm holding a vote: Should the coupling be Sparrabeth or Willabeth? Put your vote with your request, or else your request won't be used in the show. I really want to know which coupling you prefer. As you can see by this episode, I'm leaning towards Sparrabeth, but I decided to get your opinion. Well, keep reading and look out for Episode 6!