Hello and welcome to episode 6! I got loads and loads of reviews!!! –ahem- Anyway, you're probably wondering what the results for the pairing of the story is. Well, based on your votes, here are the results: Sparrabeth: 9 votes Willabeth: 7 votes. It was a close call, but lucky for me and other sparrabethers, JackLiz is the new pairing! Sorry to all Willabeth fans, I hope you continue to read the story anyways. Speaking of which, here it is:

Captain Chartman: Well, it seems as we've made it all the way to episode 6! Isn't that wonderful?

Jack: great.

Will: That's nice.

Liz: --

Captain Chartman: well gee you seem excited. I know something that will lift your spirits! (Norrington walks in and takes a seat)

Jack: NOOOO!!

Will: (rolls eyes)

Liz: Norrington, how nice to see you again.

Norrington: You too, Miss Swann. (turns to Jack) After this, it will be the hangman's noose.

Jack: (gulp)

Captain Chartman: …in that case I will make this episode as long as possible…

Jack: My savior!

Captain Chartman: Thank you, Jack. Anyway, first request is by blackrose305 and she says: Norrington:(dare) french kiss Elizabeth.

Norrington: (gets up and plants a French kiss on Elizabeth)

Liz: (blush) I'm sorry Norrington, but I'm not in love with you…

Norrington: I'm fine with that. As long as you're not in love with that bloody pirate.

Jack and Liz: (gulp)

Captain Chartman: Yeah, hold your breath on that. Next request is by a muggle named Caity and she says: Norrington and Will - Dare: Simultaniously french kiss Elizabeth in front of Jack, while he's tied to his chair. I want to do something nice for Will, considering this was kind of a lousy episode for him. And Norrie deserves some action.

Norry: Yeah! Another kiss!

(Will and Norry kiss Liz Simultaneously)

Jack: (cringe) Must…live…through…TORTURE…(cringe)(wince)

(Kiss ends)

Norry: I like this show already!

Will: It gets worse, trust me.

Norry: Don't ruin my glory!

Jack: That was torture!

Liz: You're not the one who had to have been kissed!

Jack: I had to watch!

Captain Chartman: I'd have to agree with Jack, it's bad enough to have to watch your love being kissed. Part 2 of the request: Norrington if you had to choose who Elizabeth would end up with, who would it be? Jack or Will?

Norry: DEFINITELY Turner. Elizabeth deserves better than a pirate.

Jack: Let me tell you, that I can be faithful!!

Captain Chartman: Okay, enough fighting. Next request is by: IgotAJarOfDirt and she says: Jack: Sing "I don't wanna miss a thing" by Aerosmith.

Jack: I don't sing.

Liz: Do it anyway! That's the nicest thing a guy has ever done for me!

Jack: (gulp) okay…

(starts singing)

(For those of you who don't know the lyrics…

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Well, every moment spent with you
Is a moment I treasure

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing

Lying close to you
Feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
And then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing

I don't wanna miss one smile
I don't wanna miss one kiss
Well, I just wanna be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just wanna hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing

Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep, yeah
I don't wanna miss a thing

Back to the story…)

Jack: …I don't wanna miss a thing.

Elizabeth: (Sparkly eyes) That was so sweet! And romantic! (smile)

Jack: whoo…that song is too dramatic for me…

Elizabeth: Not for me it isn't! (smile)

Captain Chartman: I like the lyrics too. Anyway, next request is by xoxox-tears-xoxoxox and she says: Elizabeth: Truth: Do yoo still love Will,, and do yoo love Jack? Also if yoo had to choose sum1 who wood yoo pick? Hehe :P

Liz: I love Will and Jack.

Jack and Will: Two-timer!

Liz: I think if I had to choose someone, I don't know who I would pick.

Will: WHAT?!

Liz: I mean, Will is a nice guy. He would be faithful, while Jack would probably sleep with other women if we were to get married.

Jack: You seem very certain.

Liz: But also, to be free as a pirate would be a dream life. Jack would be a very good protector. I guess I would pick Jack because I could always bribe him into being faithful.

Captain Chartman: I'm satisfied. Next request is by: SamanthaSparrow and she says: Bahahahaha! Ingenious. Poor, poor Jack and Liz and Will. A truth for Jack: What are your feelings towards Norrington?

Jack: Norrington…I hate that man…

Norry: He-llo! I'm right here!

Jack: Unfortunately.

Norry: What was that?

Jack: Oh, nothing.

Captain Chartman: Moving on…part 2 of the request: And a truth for Elizabeth: Is it true all the men you kiss die?!

Liz: I DON'T DO IT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR!!!!!

Captain Chartman: Someone's a little defensive.

Liz: I-I'm n-not defens-sive!

Captain Chartman: Sure…next request is by XxXPanicAtTheDiscoXxX and she says: I dare Norrington to sing "A pirates life for me" and say that he loves pirates and wishes he was one.

Norry: No way.

Will: That's nothing compared to what you might have to do later…like kiss Jack.

Norry: (shudder)

Will: You might as well get it over with.

Norry: (sigh) (starts singing)

Jack: (tries his best to hold in a laugh)

Norry: (says in a bored tone) I love pirates and wish I was one, okay am I done now?!

Captain Chartman: Oh, gee such enthusiasm. Anyways, next request is by PoisonousAngel and she says: Jack: Tell the truth. A lot of us fangirls get a little upset with you constantly declaring your 'love' for Elizabeth.

Jack: Half of those times I didn't want to though! She made me!!

Liz: (giggle)

Captain Chartman: There's more: We thought you loved us. Do you really not care about us anymore? We're the only ones who boo Will and everyone else that does you wrong, and unlike Elizabeth, we stay true. You don't see us swiching from Norry to Will to you then back to Will then back to you then back to Norry and then finally with Will again. We cheer for you and think about you everyday. Do you not love or care about us?

Jack: (gulp) Of course I love the fangirls, but there's just a difference between a fangirl and a lover, okay? You understand, aye?

Fangirls: Oh, we understand.

Jack: (gulp)

Captain Chartman: Next request is by DxS Phreak

Jack: (snicker) You're in for it now Norrington.

Norry: (gulp)

Captain Chartman: …and she says: Heh...Norry. Hi Norry. -waves idiotically- I Dare you to give me a lapdance. :D

Norry: Better than kissing Jack. (gives DxS Phreak a lapdance)

Captain Chartman: While they're…busy…here is part 2 of the request

Jack: Oh no…there's a second part!!

Will: Aaah!

CC (awesome nickname, isn't it?): Here it is, part 2: Jack- I dare you to give WILL a lapdance.

Will- Hahah. XD COWER IN FEAR! COWER, I SAY!

Jack: ANOTHER ONE?!

Will: I already fulfilled my dare! (cowers)

Jack: There's not a time limit on this one either! Thank god!! (gives Will a 3 second lapdance)

Will: 0.0 I'm really not liking the reviewers at this point…

CC: Sorry, they're protected. You can't hurt them.

Will: Damn.

CC: Next request is by PirateLuvers101 and they say: we would like to dare james to take off his wig. we know its not much of a dare but he looks gorgeous without it. Second make james wear the lie detector thing-y and confess his feelings for elizabeth.

Norry: (takes off wig) This thing is uncomfortable anyway. Don't need a lie detector. Elizabeth, I love you.

Elizabeth: aw…that's so sweet…

Jack and Will: (glare)

Liz: (ahem) But I'm sorry to say that I don't feel the same way.

Norry: People change.

CC: Next request is by Completely Random Dissorder and she says: MWUHAHAHAHA! I Luv toruting Jack at the expense of my own amusement.

Jack- Dare, eh beat yourself up.

Jack: uh…

CC: Just think of things you regret doing. That's what I do when I want to beat myself up…I mean…hypothetically speaking of course…

Jack: Uh, okay…WHY DID U COME ON THIS SHOW, HUH?!?!?! (punches himself in the nose)

Norry: (bursts out laughing)

Jack: This is the most humiliating experience ever!! (bitch slaps himself)

Liz: Jack!

CC: JACK! THAT'S ENOUGH!!

Jack: (points at himself in a mirror) I'm not through with you, buster. IM NOT THROUGH WITH YOU!!!!

CC: Okay-then. Part 2 of the request: Will: eh I'll leave you alone. Glad you enjoyed the pokeing. I did too.

Jack: I didn't…that was annoying…

Will: (snicker)

CC: To the actual request: Liz: Evil grin I dare you to say that you hate jack and never loved him

Liz: Jack, I hate you and never loved you.

Jack: You can just say that so easily?!

Liz: The dare said I had to say it, not mean it.

Jack: But still!

Liz: Jack, leave me alone.

Jack: How can you do that?!

Liz: Jack, I'm starting to like It when you beat yourself up.

Jack: Myself and I have some issues to work out…(evily grins at a mirror)

Liz: Jack you're scaring me.

CC: part 3 of the request: Norry: Dare Destroy your wig.

Norry: (burns wig) Like I said before, I don't really like the thing. I only wear it cuz it's proper.

CC: Good, because you look better without it. Next request is by mrspatrickdempsey and she says: Will: i dare you and Norrington to hold hands for the WHOLE show and everytime you let go of his hand Jack and Lizzie MUST make out right infront of you for 2 mins.

Norry: Well, it's better than kissing Jack.

Will: You're too optimistic, it's annoying.

CC: You guys have to hold hands, still.

(Norry and Will hold hands)

Jack: Let go! You know you want to!

Liz: Jack!

Jack: You can't blame me for trying…

CC: part 2 of the request: Jack: I dare you to be locked up in a room with Lizzie for the whole show AND your not wearing a shirt.

(CC throws them in a room)

CC: Jack, give me your shirt. (Takes Jack's shirt and locks the door and leaves.)

Liz: Well this is awkward…

Jack: I feel exposed…

CC: Okay, part 2 of the request: Norrigton: Seams to be custom to walk around in almost nothing to be on the show so walk around in a speedo. Also make out with Will for 5 minutes WHILE in the speedo. (pause) Norry, you don't have to hold his hand during the dares.

Norry: Will you please stop calling me Norry…but I still have to kiss a guy!

Will: (mocks) It's better than kissing Jack.

Norry: I suppose so. (goes in the back to change)

…

…

…

Norry: (comes out and does a catwalk across the stage, then makes out with Will for 5 minutes)

Will: (…twitch…)

Norry: (goes back into the back room and comes out in his normal clothes)

Will: That was too weird…

Norry: I agree.

CC: I've only got two more requests. Therefore it is basically the end of the show, so Liz and Jack could come out. (opens the door and Liz and Jack come out of the room and take their seats once again) Jack, here's your shirt.

Jack: finally! (puts his shirt back on)

Liz:(

Jack: perv…

Liz: (glare)

CC: settle down, this next request is by blackrose305, XxXPanicAtTheDiscoXxX, LostWitch5, shaunasaurus rex, and mrspatrickdempsey

Jack, Liz, and Will: (gulp)

CC: And they say: Liz, DIVORCE THE EUNUCH!!!

Will: (cries) ……………………………(ahem) I am not a eunuch!

Liz: I'm so sorry, Will…but I have to.

CC: Sign this, Liz, Will.

Liz: (signs)

Will: (Jack holds his hand and makes him sign) Hey! Jack!

Jack: You signed…

CC: I now pronounce Lizzie and Will are both single!

Jack: YES! (ahem) I mean, I feel so bad for the eunuch…

Will: (glare)

CC: And the last, and probably most controversial, request is by blackrose305, and LostWitch5

Jack: uh oh…another one requested by multiple reviewers…

CC: And they say: Jack- After Will and Liz get a divorce, propose to Lizzie!

Jack: 0.0 …what…?

CC: (hands Jack a box) Here you go, pop the question to Elizabeth!!

Jack: (Takes box and walks over to Lizzie and kneals down, handing her the opened box with a sparkling ring inside) Elizabeth…

Liz: (Turns away from talking to Will and sees Jack and the ring) 0.0 Jack…you're not really going to…

Jack: Liz…

Liz: …yes…

Jack: Will you marry me…?

Liz:…

Yay! Another dreadful cliffhanger…mwahaha! I hope you liked this chapter anyway! I know it took a while, but my internet kind of died. Anyways, next episode will be Father's Day, so bring in some truths and dares for Bootstrap Bill Turner, Governer Weatherby Swann, and Captain Teague Sparrow!!