A/N: Wow! Thanks for the reviews guys. I was only expecting two at best. This chapter was really easy. It just kind of flowed from me.

My Very Own Fairy Godchick

In the Previous Chapter…

Brian was missing and she was standing in thin air.

And if that wasn't enough, she was standing in thin air right above Elizabeth Swann and James Norrington.

Okay, breath. Don't panic, just breath. Everything is going to be all right…… … who am I kidding? I'm standing in thin air, with a scene from "Pirates of the Caribbean" right below me. I am not going to be all right.

What did Dad always tell me to do when I was in an emergency? Oh, right. Scan your surroundings, a few extra seconds of observation could save your life.

Dott turned slowly in a full circle, not because she didn't want to miss any details, but because she was still a little freaked out. She kept expecting to fall. You would to if you were standing on thin air.

As she turned she only found one way to describe her situation. It was as though the world was on pause. Literally. It was like, whoever was controlling the remote had pressed pause because they had to go pee. Elizabeth Swann was leaning on the edge of the tower, and James Norrington had is mouth open. Probably in the middle of proposing.

Crossing her arms across her chest and huffing in annoyance she said "Well this is just great, just great."

"I know, isn't it!"

"OHMYGOD!" Dott whirled around to stare at a girl that looked to be around her age with wings and a wand that looked like it would really hurt if you poked it in the wrong place. "You scared the shit out of me!"

"I have a habit of doing that."

Dott could easily detect sarcasm in this blonde haired girl. She was mocking her. Mocking her.

"Who the hell are you?" Dott snapped "Did you bring me here? Do you realize I could charge you with kidnapping?"

"Whoa, whoa, chill. You're the one who made a wish."

"What do you mean?"

"I wish I could visit any fictional story ever made." She said doing a very bad imitation of me. "You made a wish and I had to grant it."

"What? Like a Fairy Godmother or something? Don't you have to be a little old lady?"

"What is it with you mortals and your stereotypes? Just because I have a wand and can grant wishes does not mean I am going to sing 'Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo'?" She yelled while waving said wand around in crazy circles. "And for your information, it is Fairy Godchick. Chick. Get it right."

Dott just stared trying to absorb all this information. "So." She started slowly "You are my Fairy Godchick, you hate stereotypes, the reason I am here is because I made a wish, and that wand is lethal."

"Yes, yes, yes and only if you piss me off."

"Oh well, I'm glad that's all cleared up. But wait. If you're my Fairy Godmoth- chick, then how come you never granted any of my other wishes."

"Because they were either a) to insignificant or b) to impossible."

"Isn't transporting me into a movie impossible and what have I ever asked for besides this that has been impossible?"

"a) It's almost impossible and I needed the entertainment and b) if my memory serves me right you wanted to be ruler of the world and finally c) are we done with the whole question and answer thing because it's starting to give me a headache."

"Yes, we can stop with the Q&A and as for your entertainment issues, I am glad to be of service."

She seemed to have missed Dott's sarcasm because with a wave of her wand
a clipboard appeared in her hands. "Okay, now down to busine-"

"Wait! You're my Fairy Godchick and I don't even know your name."

She looked surprised that Dott have even bothered asking. "A lot of people just call me Fay."

"Okay Fay, please continue."

Fay squinted at her trying to figure what she was planning but seeing nothing she went back to her clipboard.

"Before I stick you into the lives of these characters we need some ground rules. First of all no changing the plot drastically. You can interact with the characters but you can't do anything that will change the original course of events. For example, you can't tell them what is going to happen in this movie or any of the others, you can't try to change the love duo (Will and Elizabeth), and you can't tell them that you are from 2007."

Dott mulled this over in her head and one thing in particular stood out. She pointed to Elizabeth who (if you have forgotten) was freeze framed below them and said "So when she falls, I can't try and drown her? I mean is a bitch and all."

Fay just put her head in her hands and groaned "Under no circumstances can you kill one of the characters."

Dott snorted "Well that takes the fun out of everything."

Fay ignored her and set another rule. "At all times you must stick with a
character. No character means no movie. Think you can follow those rules?"

"Yes, but only with many muttered obscene words."

"Good. I will help you if you really need it. Think of me as your conscience."

"Oh joy." Dott muttered.

"Now, I am going to count backwards from five and when I reach one I am going un-freeze frame this scene and you will fall into the water."

"WHAT!"

"Five."

"I don't like heights!"

"Four."

"I'm going to get all wet!"

"Three."

"I could get knocked unconscious from the impact!"

"Two."

"Are you even listening to me?"

She grinned evilly at her. "No."

A/N: I might draw pictures of what Fay and Dott look like. I'll give you guys the link when I'm done. Once more review, review, review! And if anyone has an idea for a "commercial" or would like to write me one please PM me.
I could use the help with those.

Hugs, Kisses and World Domination

- tehe-61