Sorry for not posting earlier but you see I had school work to do which REALLY SUCKS!
Kakashi: Oh, really! I can be a personal tutor for you… (Secretly scheming wondering what he should do in my closet)
Ying Yang Twins: -- No, thank you… I can do just fine (as I shook my head)
Sakura and Naruto: Pervert sensei!
Sasuke as he thought to himself: What did I ever do to be in this team… sighing
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So far in the story Naruto used Sexy no Jitsu to transform into a girl hoping that no one would recognize him, to help his sensei pick out a good gift. "It must be an extravagant present to go through all this trouble" but Naruto still feels that his birthday present would be the best ever given… So now let's see what more awaits the poor blond. …☻
Chapter 2 At the Mall
As Kakashi and Naruto walked to the elevator they read a notice saying "Out Of Service"
So, they had to go up the stairs to the 30th floor since the elevator is broken. As Kakashi and Naruto were walking up the flights of stairs they were practically out of breath.
(To break the silence) Naruto then said "Damn! How much more stairs do I have to go up before I get myself a heart attack!"
Kakashi just ignored him since he was so into reading Icha Icha Paradise.
"Hey, hentai! Stop ignoring me! If you want me to help you, you better listen to what I'm telling you!"
A small pause still continued from Kakashi since his face was red with a bit of blood running down his nose.
"Ugh… why do I even bother?" as Naruto rolled his eyes feeling annoyed
"Why are all the lights out all of a sudden?" Naruto thought
Finally at the 30th floor
Naruto and Kakashi had then tried to open the grey steel door as the officer on the other side was about to do a lock down. As the officer noticed there was someone on the other side pulling to get in, he said "How did you get in here…are you a thief!"
"Hold on we are not thieves we are just here to buy a present…" as Naruto was felling a bit confused.
(There are notorious thieves around malls trying to steal everything and cops have been after the unknown gang for a long time.)
But the officer wasn't listening to Naruto's explanation since he was too busy calling for back up on his radio "I need back up! I found the notorious thieves on the 30th floor do you copy!"
"O.k. we're on our way!"
"Uh Oh…" the both of them thought
"I got you now you thieves!" said the officer as he tried to go cuff them
As the officer took his cuffs out, the first thing that came to Naruto's mind was farting. This made a sound as if a motorcycle was tearing through the sound barrier. When he farted it made such a stench that was unbearable. Then Kakashi came out of nowhere and punched the officer through the yellowish fog since he felt that it was a chance to knock him out (which was no need, since the smell of Naruto's gas was enough to break one acre of land into the 7 continents). This really happened!
Once the officer took a breath he fainted automatically while being punch simultaneously by Kakashi.
"Aw man that was sick! What did you eat? Well anyway let's get back to business Naruto" Kakashi said while coughing constantly as he walked over to the section with exotic dresses.
"Why don't we just give up now and come back tomorrow?" Naruto said taking deep breaths of air since he was still out of breath from the stairs.
"Hey, do you want your ramen or not! Besides, it is a chance to get it for free it's practically a shopping spree…. and we can get unlimited amount of things we wanted." as the pervert made a mischievous face.
"Then, are you that notorious thief they were talking about!"
"….."As Kakashi shift his eyes suspiciously.
"… what kind of role model are you?" as Naruto shook his in disappointment
"Hey we are wasting precious time talking, let's pick a gift quickly…" as Kakashi avoided the subject.
The both of them went to business as Kakashi went to the exotic section while Naruto went to the army like outfits used for camouflage. (As you noticed Naruto and Kakashi had totally different tastes for Sakura's present.) Then Kakashi called for Naruto to come over to his side and try out a dress that was black with straps where it's halfway up to the thigh and a black collar with a rose on the side. It also came with a pair of black knee Hi- boots.
"Hey, how about this outfit it's much better for moving around! It's better than having Sakura wear half of an unfinished dress isn't it?" Naruto said trying to get out of wearing the dress Kakashi chose. The outfit Naruto chose was an outfit that the military would wear (which has multiple green colors with a pair of black boots).
"Naruto! This is a gift for Sakura's birthday not a celebration for her joining the army… it's my choice on what gift I want to give to her after all."
"Fine!" as Naruto pouted "But I'll end up having the best gift anyway" as the blond murmured to himself.
Naruto then went into the changing room to try out the dress out for Kakashi.
"Done yet Naruto? Come out…" said Kakashi impatiently
"Just wait… I seem to always be doing these weird missions"
"Do you need me to help; you know that I'll gladly do it for any beautiful women in distress…"
"No Thanks! Fine I'll come out…." As the blond felt a bit embarrassed.
As Naruto came out of the dressing room, 10 officers came up to the 30th floor. Some fainted from the lingering fart, the surviving officers called for more back up saying "Mayday, mayday an officer is down! Bring gas masks and special aid." Now the only 5 officers that were left were approaching the so called "thieves."
"Stay right there thieves! You better not move!" said the officers as they were running toward the 2 figures (as if the two would stay still meaning Kakashi and Naruto)
"Holy Crap!" Kakashi and Naruto said at the same time
They both ran around the floor trying to get away from them. But sadly for Naruto the officers saw him and came into a hypnotic trans as their face became violet red while drool ran down from their mouths and blood ran down their nose.
"What the heck is wrong with you… pervert!" Naruto said with a worried look as the officers cornered him.
The officers had then took their hands out which made them look like they were drawn to Naruto by a special force as if they were trying to touch a beauty.
Naruto: "I'M A DUDE! YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST SICK!"
But then Naruto noticed he was still in his girl form wearing the black dress which matched with his figure.
"SHIT! HELP ME KAKASHI SENSEI!" Naruto said as he thought about changing back into a guy… but he couldn't do it since he still believes he can save his pride even though he is swarmed by men…
Sadly the perverted Kakashi was not listening since he in his own world at the swimsuit section trying to decide which bikini should he get for himself as his mind filled with fantasies about Icha Icha Paradise.
In Kakshi's imagination while Naruto fends for himself
Characters:
Kakashi is the main character of Icha Icha Paradise
A Crowd of beautiful women
Icha Icha Paridise Kakashi Style (begins)
On a bright day, at the beach, Kakashi went to an outdoor bar wearing a blackish- blue trunk and his mask that he always wore. He also had a six pack. There were only women who wore bikinis. The crowd of beautiful women would then swarm all around Kakashi trying to get close. (It seems that Kakashi is popular with the ladies…) Each of the girls would serve whatever Kakashi wanted. Some even fainted when he talked. Two girls would fan him with those big feathers and others would give messages and feed him grape…
Back to Naruto
"Geez! Guess I have to depend on myself!"
As the officers came closer to Naruto, he used the replacement technique where he would become a mannequin. Thankfully the officers are still distracted at the corner…
"Kakashi sensei, Lets go!" Naruto said
But Kakashi was still in his own world. During that moment Kakashi's face looked like the officers from before that Naruto just evaded. They both had red faces and drool running down their mouth… which gave Naruto the goose bumps.
"Geez, Kakashi can't you at least act like a grown up for once…" Naruto said annoyed.
Naruto then dragged Kakashi by the collar. He then jumped out through the store window while the sensei cried to himself since he didn't get the chance to snatch at least one swimsuit. Luckily the officers still didn't notice anything…
"Let me go back in to get a swimsuit please!" Kakashi said while sobbing
"No! Are you trying to have us arrested! We are lucky that they didn't catch us!" Naruto said
"But you can just distract them with Sexy no Jitsu while I get it…" said the sensei annoyingly
"No is no!" as the blond had shivers going down his spine
"Fine!" said Kakashi as he kept silent but still mad.
After 30 minutes
"Oh! Yeah you owe me ramen!" said Naruto
"You get no ramen since I don't have a present for Sakura."
"How about this black dress I'm wearing?"
"No, I decided it's not the present I want to give her and besides it looks good on you…" said Kakashi as he was giggling
"I don't want this!" said Naruto
"Why not? Do you feel guilty about not paying thief…" Kakashi said as he taunts Naruto
"Hey, I didn't steal this!"
"What do you call it then, huh?" said Kakashi with a smirk surfacing on his face
"Ugh… just forget it then, I'll just keep it then…"
"What do you mean you'll keep it..."said Kakashi obnoxiously
"… SHUT UP! Just leave this subject alone!" Naruto said as felt embarrassed
"Haha… I've won this argument." said Kakashi childly
Naruto then just rolled his eyes.
"Oh, Naruto lets meet at the training ground before anyone gets their and you still have to help me choose a gift."
"Whatever….but you better get me ramen after this!"
As Naruto and Kakashi were jumping tree to tree Sasuke noticed two figures.
"Hmm… that looks familiar…" Sasuke thought to himself wondering who they were.
To be Continued….
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