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Kakashi: In this story do I get to have a crush?
Ying Yang Twins: Hmm… how about no… this is about Naruto you know…
Kakashi: Come on!
Ying Yang Twins: no
Kakashi: PLEASE!
Ying Yang Twins: Let me think about it… no and beside you are holding up the story!
Sakura: Yeah! I want to know what kind of presents I'm getting! Hurry up!
Ying Yang Twins: sorry guys... Let's get to the story now…
Chapter 3 The Journey
5 am in the Morning
As the sun rose, Naruto's alarm clock rang. (For reference Naruto is in his boy form.)
"Ugh… it's already time…" Naruto said as he yawned, feeling aggravated.
Naruto then got out of bed and walked toward the bathroom and got ready. He then walks toward his closet wondering about what he should wear. Naruto starts to rummage through the draw as he was throwing every piece of clothing which created a big mess.
"What should I wear! I defiantly know that I have to transform into a girl today… I can't wear my usual clothes though…" Naruto thought to himself.
Naruto starts to walk toward the bed and see an outfit that was "stolen" last night on the floor.
An idea came to Naruto "This would be good to wear, it's the only feminine one I have!"
Naruto then used Sexy no Jitsu again and slipped into the Black short dress and the black collar that had a small red rose attached to it on the side. He also wore a pair of black knee high boots. As you can see this is the only girly outfit that Naruto has since he isn't a cross dresser. Naruto then, walked out of his home and left for the training ground to meet with Kakashi. On Naruto's way there a crowd of men surrounded the poor blond. These men had a perverted face which gave Naruto the creeps.
"Hello young lady, you seem to be alone would you like me to get you a drink?" said the 80 year old as he drooled uncontrollably like everyone else.
"Oh! Yuck!" Naruto said in disgust as he starts to run away.
The chase began… Naruto ran almost 5 miles to get away from them, even the 80 year old chased him and he was one of the very few guys who lasted the longest.
Huff…Huff… "Geez! These people have no life or even self control!" Naruto thought tiredly.
Naruto has finally arrived at the training ground as he waits for Kakashi.
2 Hours later
"Where is he!" Naruto said yelling as he gets more frustrated by the second.
"Might as well spend the time doing something else… I should've known Kakashi wouldn't be here on time as usual even though I'm the one who's helping him!" Naruto thought angrily as he began to walk around into the forest without looking at where he is walking. As time past by, the girl version of Naruto suddenly heard a man yell out:
"Here she is! Everyone catch her!"
"What the… Naruto notices a crowd coming closer OH SHIT! DAMN THEY ARE SUCH PERSITSTANT PEOPLE!" Naruto starts to run away once again. As Naruto runs deeper and deeper into the unfamiliar forest he eventually bumps into a boy who has greyish eyes, long black hair and porcelain skin.
"Oh sorry… I got to go!" Naruto said as he panted heavily trying to escape from his pursuers.
The first time that Neji saw the girl version of Naruto had left him standing, confused as men followed after her.
"Who was that?" Neji thought.
Back to Naruto's situation
"Did I lose them?" Naruto said as he looked around hiding behind a tree.
sigh … Finally lost them Naru's now relieved
"... Hey, hold on. What is this place? How did I get here? Wait… I'm LOST!" Naruto started panicking
"What am I going to do!" Naruto took a moment to calm down and took a deep breath. "First things first I have to retrace my steps." Naruto thinks for a couple of seconds and then goes crazy as he soon realizes he can't remember anything. He begins to panic.
"What am I going to do! How am I going to get back?"
After a few moments later Naruto hears leaves rustling. The blond starts to think that it's the mob of guys who found him again.
"Holy Shit! They found me again!"
Not knowing what or who was rustling the leaves Naruto began to run away, yelling with instinct. He just ran deeper and deeper into the darkest part of the forest.
Back at the Leaves
A little white, small creature that have two long ears came out from the bushes and saw Naruto running and yelling thinking that "she" has gone insane.
"AHHH! Where am I!" Naruto said as he ran continuously around the forest trying to look for the training area.
Eventually Naruto ran into Neji as he was training. Neji looked at Naruto (the girl version).
"(To himself) I finally found someone! (To Neji) Neji do you know where is Kakashi at?" Naruto asked
Neji looked at "her" oddly.
"How do you know my name?" Neji asked as he had a suspicious face on.
"Huh? What are you talking about? You know me I'm Naru…finally realizing that he is still in his girl form (to himself) Oh shit! (Back to Neji) Well Uhh… I know you from Uhh… Naruto."
"Oh really… what relations do you have with Naruto?" Neji said
"…" Naruto starts to sweat under pressure
"I'm listening." Neji replied eagerly to hear Naruto's response.
"Uhhh…I… I'm Naruto's cousin. Yeah! Naruto's cousin."
"Uh… huh…whatever anyway I got to go."
"Why would a girl like her look for Kakashi? Neji wondered. Neji then started to imagine some ideas about what Kakashi is going to do to "her"
While Neji was thinking Naruto begins to walk away and find a path that hopefully leads to the training area but unexpectedly hear noises coming out from behind the trees. Naruto walks closer to it and sees a glimpse of a shinny object that flashes into Naruto's eyes for a moment.
"What was that!" Naruto said curiously
Suddenly a dark tall shadow moved quickly toward "her" which worried the blond.
"Who are you?"
The dark, tall shadow then comes out from the dark. This figure had glasses and white hair.
"Kabuto?... Is that you, why aren't you with Orchimaru?" said Naruto as he went into combat mode.
"First of all, how do you know my name?''
"Huh…what are you talking about you realizing that he's still in his girl from yet again (To himself) Oh… damn almost forgot well uhh…I know about you from Naruto." Naruto said quickly
"Oh really? He seems to be chatter box isn't he?"
"What! I'm not… I mean he is not a chatter box!"
"You act like he is you."
"Well for your information I'm not him anyway have you seen Kakashi by any chance?"
"No, now go away."
"You don't need to be so rude about it!" Naruto said
Once again Naruto starts to walk into the forest until he sees a girl tripping on a small rock in front of him. This girl has grey eyes, short blue hair that seems to be very shy.
"Hinata!... Why are you here?" Naruto said in a surprised tone
"H- How d-do y-you kn-know m-my n-name?"
"… Well don't worry yourself about who I am but do you know where is Kakashi at?
"Ka- Kakashi? W-Well I-I s-saw h-him b-but I-I d-don't re- remember w-where I w-was wh- when I- I s-saw h-him Go-Gomen."
"Oh no that's okay, well I got to go thanks anyway."
Naruto starts to run off as he yells "Where the hell am I?"
As he continually yelled, lost his breath and bumped into a red headed boy who seems to have a Chinese character on his forehead saying love.
"Ouch who was that!" Naruto said as he looked up to whoever he bumped into.
This boy looked down at the blond.
"Gaara... What are you doing here?"
"Who told you my name! Who sent you here?" Gaara said with anger since he was found at his hideout.
""What? Nobody sent me I'm just trying to look for Kakashi… Go you know where he is by any chance?" said Naruto as "she sweat dropped
Gaara then felt suspicious and eager for Naruto to get out of his hideout.
"Oh really… what is your relationship with Kakashi about?"
"Why should I tell you? All you have to say is if you've seen him or not."
"If you don't tell me you'll feel the wrath of my desert coffin." Said Gaara as he was getting ready to perform the jitsu
"Okay, Okay I'll tell just put your hand down. He's just someone I know and he asked me to do a favour for him but I ended up getting lost since I had to escape from several people."
"Mmm…hmmm…interesting…Sorry I don't know where he's at."
"What! Then why did you ask me so many questions for! You know what just forget it I need to go!" Naruto said in a frustrated tone
Gaara just watched Naruto leave in a hissy fit. When Naruto finally left Gaara went back to whatever he was doing behind the bushes which seems to be a secret. After a while Naruto saw Rock Lee standing there as if he was trying to look for someone. "She" began to hope that Rock Lee might know something so "she" walked up to him.
"Excuse me… Do you know where Kakashi is at?"
Rock Lee then turned his head and looked at Naruto.
"You're looking for Kakashi?"
"Yes. Do you know where he's at?"
"Well yes, in a matter of fact I do."
"Really! Where is he?" said Naruto excitedly
"You want to know that badly. Rock Lee's face looked very sneaky as if he was planning something odd for poor Naruto to do"
Naruto wondered what that face meant. But he said yes anyway. By the time Naruto said this Rock Lee's face became dark, with a big evil smile and sparkling eyes which gave Naruto the creeps.
"Well… you have to help me take pictures of myself doing several different poses. I need to gives these to my beloved Sakura- chan soon. Today's her birthday you know and I know she's going to love them all. But thank god you're here I needed someone to help me do this. I can't do it all alone you know. Everyone that I asked said no and left quickly which was odd since I saw them just lying down resting peacefully a moment ago. When we're finished I'll tell you what you need to know."
"What! You're gonna make me do this!" Naruto's face began to look as if the holocaust was about to occur at any moment
"Well if you want to find out where Kakashi is you'll have to."
(To Himself)" It's not like Sakura-chan is going to like it, all she thinks about is Sasuke this and Sasuke that!" But he sucked it up and tried his best not to lose consciousness as Lee was striking thousands of different poses.
30 minutes later
"Finally! That's it right?" Naruto said desperately as if he was finally freed from hell's wrath.
"Yes that's all; it wasn't that bad is it?"
"Oh…Uh… no not at all." Naruto said as his eyes moved side to side.
"So where is Kakashi?"
"He's right over there." Said Lee as he was pointing straight to his right. Naruto look at where he pointed at and saw a small figure which looked like Kakashi reading his book.
"What! He was that close! So I didn't have to do that for you in the first place!" Naruto said in terror as his body became stone like, the jaw fell to the ground and the background was darkish blue as snow came down.
"Don't blame me for your inability to look around close enough. But at least you helped me right?" Lee said cheerfully as he held out all the pictures in his hand that was taken just a moment ago.
"…" Naruto was just speechless but "she eventually started to walk over to Kakashi.
Finally arriving at the training area once again
"Hey Kakashi" said Naruto casually
"Don't hey me! You came late. It's already 1:00 pm!"
"You shouldn't be the one talking since your always late! Anyway sorry I guess… I was side tracked by interrupted by Kakashi"
"Whatever… I guess you're at that age already…(he said sarcastically) but you must learn how to control yourself! (Then serious mode) So let's head to the mall quickly!"
Naruto and Kakashi began to walk; as they were walking Kakashi said "I see you're wearing that stolen dress, it looks good on you crroossddrreesseerrr…start to laugh."
"SHUT UP! I'M NOT A CROSSDRESSER, I JUST WORE THIS BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY GIRLY OUTFIT THAT I HAVE!"
After Naruto's sudden out burst the people around them began to stare and look at them oddly.
"Now look at what you did, everyone is staring at us." said Kakashi teasingly. "Now if you just didn't deny that you like to play dress up as a hobby, none of this would've happened."
"I'm not denying! You know what I don't have to help you if you're gonna keep treating me like this!"
"Alright…alright I'll cut back on teasing okay and besides if you don't help me I won't treat you to free ramen."
"Argh…fine. It's a draw okay anyway we are here. Let's just hurry up. I can't stand staying as a girl forever."
"It doesn't seem like it Naruto. You ever kept that dress." Kakashi said tauntingly.
"Hey… I told you why I kept it! This is the only girly outfit that I have!"
"Mmm…hmm…interesting." Kakashi said as his eyes looked at Naruto suspiciously.
"Stop looking at me like that! Let's just get this over with!" Naruto said as he pouted.
Kakashi and Naruto finally entered the mall to the 30th floor.
To Be Continued…
Yang: I hope you liked this chapter. Sorry that I didn't update soon enough but you see I had a lot of things to do where I was unable to finish writing out the chapter.
Ying: All I hear are excuses! Anyway it is alright if you think this chapter is the best. Just tell us what is wrong so we can fix the problem. smile
Yang: Shut up! You try writing a whole chapter yourself man! So don't say anything, all you do is give ideas once in a blue moon, read the chapter over and correct any grammar issues.
Ying: It's better than nothing alright! At least I am helping the readers understand what you write! And I would help you but I don't feel like it so I just leave all the work to you so I can play games. sticking out her tongue
Yang: … evil face is on
Ying: Hey machine lady! I'm not going to fight with you anymore because it is just like talking to a child! I'm out!
Yang: YOU SHOULDN'T BE THE ONE TO TALK! (To herself) Sticking out her damn tongue at me!