Ying: Hey, guys I bet you are freaking out with the pairings that I'm going to put in the story…

(Interrupted by Yang)

Yang: I don't want Kakashi be gay…

Ying: No, it's not what you think, its comedy like how you and I discussed remember?

Yang: Really, Oh that's good.

Big Ol' Sis: What the Fuck! What you are you doing, why are you making everybody gay?

Ying: No, no it's not like that! Come over hear whispers and explains to Big Ol' Sis

Big Ol' Sis: Oh ok! So SasuNaru are IT!

Ying: Yea that's what I'm aiming for… the others aren't serious come on.

Big Ol' Sis: Ok reviewers, those relationships are just for comedic relief so don't worry. Only narusasu is serious.

Yang: What! Sasuke's gay. Oh God!

Ying: Please review! I want to know if you want Sasuke to have a rival and if so… who do you want it to be? SUGGESTIONS PLEASE! SUGGESTIONS!

Chapter 4 The First Encounter

At the Mall on the 30th floor; 1:00 p.m.

Both Kakashi and Naruto walked into the mall.

"Do you have any clue what your getting Sakura?" Naruto wondered

"Maybe I do and maybe I don't." Kakashi said as he went into his thinking position.

"You don't even know what you're getting her! We are gonna be here for hours!"

"Don't rush me! That's why I asked you to help me."

"Well hurry up!"

"Alright… Alright! Let's go here."

Kakashi and Naruto walks over to the bathing suit section of the store . Kakashi's face began to glow in excitement.

"He…Her…Here? You better not be thinking that I'm going to try them out!"

"Aw… come on you're here to help me out right? So try them out, I want to which outfit is the best for her and besides your size is pretty close to hers anyway."

"NO! I did not agree to wearing bathing suits!"

"When did we agree on that? I didn't hear you say that when I asked you to help me. Anyway you don't seem to have a problem of wearing that black dress of yours." Kakashi's face becomes red since he was trying to hold back from bursting out laughing at Naruto's face expression as he said that.

"Shut up!" The blond starts to stomp away from Kakashi but bumps into Sasuke at the section of the store where all the beautiful dresses were on display.

"Gomen, Gomen…" Naruto said repeatedly without looking at who he bumped into as he was bowing quickly. While that was occurring Kakashi walks over to where the incident is located at.

"You can stop that." Sasuke said coldly

Naruto stops to look at who "she" bumped into. Naruto begins to go in horror since "she" sees his rival right before his eyes. (Note: "She" is referring to Naruto since Naruto isn't a real girl of course.)

"Oh shit, I hope he doesn't recognize me." Said Naruto subconsciously.

Sasuke's P.O.V.

Sasuke seems to have an astonished face on by the first glance of the girl version of Naruto's beauty. Poor Sasuke was speechless all he did was stutter for the first time in his life!

"Uh…Uh…" After a while Sasuke finally snapped out of it and his attitude changed completely in one second. (Note: This is the first time Sasuke have ever seen Naruto in a girl form.)

"Sorry it was me who didn't look … I would like to apologize to you by treating you to lunch tomorrow." Said Sasuke with a small hint of a smile on his face.

In complete horror Naruto thought to himself. "Did he just asked me out! That disgusting and I'm definitely not gay well at least to my knowledge… I got to turn him down." Naruto turns to Sasuke and says "I'm flattered but n…" Interrupted by Kakashi from behind him.

Both Naruto and Kakashi would go in conversation whispering to one another so Sasuke won't over hear something he shouldn't.

"Ahem… Naruto come here I got to tell you something."

Naruto comes closer "What?"

"Naruto, Did you just fart?" said Kakashi with a serious face

"What! Did you call me over to just insult me?"

"No, I just smelled something funny and I thought it was you but anyway what I really called you for is that I strongly believe that you should go out with Sasuke."

"What? Why?... I'm not gay! I would never go out with him even if he's the last person alive!"

"Come on, He wouldn't know you're a guy and besides if you do this I'll give you a coupon that is worth 1 year full of free ramen." Said Kakashi as he flashes them in his eyes.

Naruto's eyes began to sparkle in amazment. "The legendary ramen coupon! I never new it existed! How did you ever get a hold of this?" The blond tries to reach for it.

Kakashi slaps Naruto's hands away. "Nah…ah…ah… you have to go out with Sasuke to get this and besides I'm a guy who knows a guy." Said Kakashi with a small smirk which can be somewhat seen under his mask.

"Damn you! (after a small pause) Fine I'll do it for the ramen."

Naruto turns to Sasuke and replies with a yes.

"Okay then I'll see you tomorrow at 10:00 in front of this mall." Sasuke said in a cool tone as he walked away from the site not remembering why he was there in the first place.

After a while…

Kakashi and Naruto was still standing at the same spot.

"Why are we still standing here Naruto?"

Naruto just stood there phased by what had just taken place moments ago.

"I'm going to date a guy… I'm going to date a guy…"

In a cheery tone "Oh… come on Naruto. It's not so bad. At least you get a chance to experience something new where people can't cast you a homo.

"What! Why would I want to go out with guys, Sasuke especially?" said Naruto with a disgusted and confused look.

"Calm down Naruto, Don't cause a commotion. You're acting like a girl. Did the blue fairy from Pinocchio grant your true wish?" Kakashi said sarcastically

"Shut up! Let's just go look for you gift, the faster the better!"

"Okay… okay no need to be feisty."

Both Naruto and Kakashi went look for a random gift. During the search Kakashi would always tell Naruto to try on certain dresses, bathing suits and underwear. And every time Naruto would complain while trying it on.

"Hey Naruto try this one on" said Kakashi as he held up a black mini skirt with a white shirt that had the straps hanging on the side."

"Why do you keep picking out these things? I have had it! It's enough that you chose like thousands of clothing choices for me to wear which are just too revealing to even give as a gift for your students. I should just leave now! " Naruto begins to walk away…

"Okay fine wait. I've finally decided." Kakashi said as he grinned under his mask with a feeling of some excitement.

"Finally… hurry up purchasing it we need to get to the training ground soon."

After the purchase…

Kakashi and Naruto leaves the mall.

Naruto: You owe me big time so hand over that coupon that you promised me earlier when I agreed to help you, I have surely earned it for all those things that you made me do! And what did you decide to get her?

Kakashi with a cheery face: Just wait, you'll find out soon… heheheehee… and here your ramen coupon that I promised you earlier.

Naruto retrieves the coupon without even looking at it. "Okay… well anyway you go ahead I need to get the cake for Sakura from my house and I need to change out of this dress. AS you know guys don't wear these kind of things."

"You're not a guy you're actually a pretty little girl in my eyes/"

"What the… you sicko, see you later Michael Jackson."

Naruto begins to go in the opposite direction from Kakashi, heading toward his house while Kakashi heads toward the training ground.

Kakashi finally arrives at the training ground at the same time as Sakura which was in the afternoon.

"Oh hello Sakura, you sure came early."

"Kakashi? You actually came early ! Oh My God!" Sakura said with a surprised face

"Haha… very funny here's your gift anyway try it on!" Kakashi said excitedly

"My first gift!" Sakura opens it in excitement as soon as she opens it in there was a sight of anger and disgust appearing on her face. While on the other hand Kakashi keeps saying "You love it right? Try it on!"

Sakura takes out the gift and it was a tiny pink and red bikini that can barely cover much of her body. Her eyes began to twitch in anger and hits Kakashi on the head yelling "YOU HENTAI BAKA!"

Kakashi 's face practically contacted the Earth's soil immediately after that fatal blow. "Oww…didn't you like the gift?" Kakashi said as he rubbed his elephant sized bump. As pink haired girl was giving Kakashi a lecture, Lee steps into the scene from the dark.

"Sakura my love I have a gift for you…" Lee said as he presented a small box to her.

Hearing Lee's voice made her skin crawl and yet she moved inch by inch to face Lee. Sakura reaches out toward the box and opens it slowly fearing what possible thing Lee would get her.

"Open it, you'll love it!" said Lee reassuringly

When Sakura finally opened it she saw lots of green colors which are pictures of Lee doing various different poses! This made poor Sakura face become green and her stomach turn violently.

"Are you alright, my love?"

"Uhh… yes I…, just excuse me for a moment..." Said Sakura

She ran behind a bush to throw up. Hopefully no one heard her doing what she has done. Soon after she came back to where Lee and Kakashi was located

"Are you sure fine? I'll do anything for you to help you get better!" Said Lee as he went into his determined poses

"Maybe it's your gift that made her sick" Said Kakashi as he sat there looking at one of the pictures which gave him goosebumps

"Is that true my love…"

"No, I fine" said Sakura weakly while her inner Sakura said " Hell Yeah it is! Where is Sasuke!"

After a few moments Naruto finally arrived to the training ground carrying the strawberry cheesecake and a present. Sasuke soon arrived after a few seconds that Naruto came. (Note: It's pretty much saying that they arrived at the same time… lol)

Inner Sakuta: "Sasuke! What great timing my torment it over!"

"Hey Sakura, Sakura- chan here look at what I got you!" Naruto said as he placed the cake down near Kakashi.

Sakura opens the gift… "What the…. Oh how nice a one day free ramen coupon."

"It's the best gift ever right!"

"Uh.. yea sure." Sakura puts the gift away and quickly turns to Sasuke.

"What did you get me Sasuke- kun!" Said Sakura excitedly

Sasuke just sat there on the tree trunk dazed in his own remembering the incident that occurred at the mall earlier. All he did was smiled a bit and suddenly Sakura flushed beet red and fainted.

"Oh no! Sakura are you okay! Your face is red are you sick... What did you did to her you bastard!"

"Oi dobe I didn't do anything. "Sasuke said as he went back into his dazed state.

"SAKURA! Naruto yelled as he felt worried for her. But then again Naruto just doesn't believe what Sasuke told him so the blond and the annoyed Uchiha went into an argument which lead to insults being thrown around.

As they were arguing Lee saw the pink haired girl lying on the ground… "Sakura my love, are you alright! How can both of your team mates just leave a precious flower like you on the ground defenceless? A trampled beauty will not exist for shall you have me to protect you, Sakura!" said Lee in honour as he held her in his arms. Luckily Sakura didn't notice what Lee was doing…

While all this drama was taking place Kakashi crept closer to the strawberry cheesecake Naruto brought. "Oh well guess we're not eating this delicious cake…. I guess I'll take this for my self." Kakashi said as he began to eat it in joy and pleasure even thought the pain in his head didn't subside yet….

To be continued

Srry readers. I wasn't able to update for so long since a lot of things are happening which I need to tend to if I want to be successful in the things I need…. I'm trying my best to finish as much of the fic as possible and please review! I would like to know your opinions. And Elionor I would take your idea about kakanaru. But it would not be the serious kind it's a comedy relationship okay. Thank you for all those who have reviewed!