Hello my readers!!! I have finally finished Chapter 5 I hope you like it!! Sorry I took so long…
Chapter 5 The Date
The Next Day… "OMG! I need something to wear for that damn date but I can't wear the same black dress over again since he saw me in them already! And I'm flat broke!" yelled Naruto as he sat on his bed by himself.
The blond just sat there wondering about what he should do. All of a sudden someone came knocking on his door. Naruto went to check who it was.
He quickly opened the door and yelled out loud "Kakashi sensi, what are you doing here?"
"Aren't I allowed to come to see my student go on his first date? Besides, I got you something to wear on your date." Said Kakashi as he walked into Naruto's home
"Oh my lord what a pigsty! You know usually girls like you are supposed to be clean….?" Kakashi stated as he giggled a bit.
"I'M NOT A GIRL!!!"
"Ok. Ok, sure whatever you say Naru-chan."
Once Kakashi said this Naruto was fumed with anger and was ready to bonk his sensi on the head. Before that happen Kakashi threw a bag which contained clothes for Naruto's date.
"Here I got you this for your date, don't be angry know…"
Naruto looked at Kakashi than looked in the bag wondering what he got him. As Naruto took the gift out the bag he saw white bunny ears. This made the blond confused, so as soon as he looked at the rest of the wardrobe it was a white bunny costume like those playboy bunnies.
"What the hell is this I'm not wearing this to my date!"
"Awwww why not? It's the best outfit ever and I worked hard to find something nice for you and this is how you treat it. Fine I'm leaving!" said Kakasjhi as he placed a disappointed look on is face but on the inside he is really laughing his ass off at Naruto's predicament.
"You bastard liar!" Naruto yelled as he went quickly toward Kakashi's pocket and took his wallet without him noticing as a little revenge. Once Kakashi left out of site Naruto had a grin on his face." Time for damage control
15 minutes later in front of the mall.
Naruto finally arrived. "Hmph you sure dressing a bit fancy for today" said Sasuke with a smirk.
Naruto's thoughts: "This damn Baka! Why me of all people to have to bump into this guy! It's not like I know what to wear for some date with a dude! I rather be with Sakura-chan T-T."
"Oh, well I just wanted to look nice for you" said Naruto.
"That's cute, ok let's get going then"
In Naruto's mind "Cute, Cute he says!" with a disgusted and surprised reaction
As Naruto and Sasuke walked Naruto had randomly burst out saying that he wants ramen and to go to the famous Ichiraku Ramen Shop to get rid of the long awkward pause. Sasuke was surprised by his randomness but he chuckled a bit and said "Ok let's get going then."
In the shadows was Kakashi following them overseeing Naruto's date overjoyed by Naruto's misery.
"Well Naruto sure out did himself for dressing like that just on the first date." Kakashi said to himself as he chuckled
At the Ichiraku Ramen Store
"Before we order I would like to know the name of the girl I'm treating" Sasuke said coolly
"huh…..uh um I'm uh called um………Natsume!" said Naruto nervously
"Natsume is it….your name has a nice ring to it."
"Well thanks….(a short pause) ok then I would like to order the special!"
Sasuke then ordered the food they wanted.
After eating
Both Naruto and Sasuke began walking around and for some odd reason they were window shopping….Oo
While Nauto was looking at the glass window he noticed on side of his breast became flat and one half of his face had short hair.
"Oh, no my chakra is running low…I need to get this date done quickly!" Naruto thought
"Um…..I need to use the bathroom. Can you wait here?"
"Alright."
Before Sasuke turned to look at him Naruto ran away. Naruto ran as fast as he could to get home, along the way he suddenly stepped on something mushy and smelly.
"What the hell? What is this?" Naruto took off his shoe to get a better look.
"OMG! It's POO!!!!!!!!!!!"
While Sasuke was waiting, he realized there wouldn't be any bathrooms nearby and Natsume might get lost. Suddenly, he heard a loud scream, saying "POO"
"What the…? Was that Natsume?" Sasuke started running towards the sound to make sure "Natsume" was alright. As Sasuke got closer and closer to the sound he got hit with a distinct smell. When he looked at the ground he saw a track of poo.
Naruto was up ahead running with the poo on his shoe. He noticed Sasuke's chakra getting closer to him and sped his pace. This made Naruto's transformation revert faster since he was using more chakra. Now, Naruto became a short haired chick with only one boob.
Sasuke became worried since Naruto was running. He thought a madman might be chasing her while holding….poo?
"Damn this persistent bastard…" Naruto said as he was getting caught up by Sasuke.
Naruto finally arrived at his home and quickly tried to change clothes. Soon Sasuke kicked the door down. He searched through the house leaving one door left. Naruto on the other side of the door was in his underwear and the dress ripped up on the ground…
To be continued…