Authors note: Yes I know! I have been lazy...and I had a mondo writers block! but here's the next chapter! Hope you enjoy.


Miley sat at the dinner table and looked from her mom then to her dad; they were abnormally quiet this evening.

"Matt, why don't you go play your video games now?" he mom suddenly spoke up and the boys eyes lit up.

"Finally! Thanks mom!" he cried out and ran up to his room ready to go and fight a Sith lord.

Miley sighed and then began to stand up when her dad spoke up.

"Not you young lady, we need to have a little chat..." he said firmly and she sat back down and looked at her parents nervously.

"We've been noticing that you've been getting dropped off in a yellow Camaro lately instead of riding on your scooter or with your friend Mikaela..." her mom began and looked at her daughter worriedly.

"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!" her mind screamed, they knew!

"What your mother is saying dear is that...well, are you dating someone you shouldn't be and not telling us?" her dad then questioned her and gave her a hard stare.

"Dating? Who said anything about dating? I'm not dating!" she began trying to keep her cool but failing miserably.

"Honey we're just worried about your safety that's all!" her mom began trying to calm her daughter down.

"Mom! I'm fine!" she retorted defensively.

"Well then when are we going to meet this boy?" her father then questioned.

"What?!" she cried out and looked at them in surprise.

"When are we going to meet him?" he repeated slowly.

"Oh George! don't pressure your daughter! she'll bring him home when she's ready!" her mom then said turning to her rather uptight father.

He grumbled and looked away.

"At least tell us a little about him." her mom then asked and looked at her hopefully.

Miley looked at her mother in defeat, she felt bad not be able to tell her family that she was secretly in love with a giant robot from outer space so the least she could do would be to tell them a little about him, not enough to cause suspicion though.

"Well...he's tall...and blonde?" well he did have yellow armor so she would say he was a blonde. "He's sweet and considerate, he doesn't talk much, and he loves music." she continued on careful enough not to say anything odd. "Oh and he has the bluest eyes I've ever seen!"

Her mom looked joyous at the news and hugged her husband who grumbled.

"Oh he sounds like the sweetest thing!" her mother cried out and her dad sighed.

"Can I go now?" Miley then asked and looked at her parents hopefully.

Her dad sighed again and looked over to his daughter and nodded.

"You're excused..." he grumbled and she stood up and gave her parents a hug and a kiss and then ran up to her room to get ready to meet Sam and Mikaela.

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Audrey let out a grunt as she closed the hood to her beat up pick up truck; Sam had been nice enough to go and get it from the warehouse and bring it back to her garage.

Jazz sat in front of her in his vehicle mode listening to some very annoying music and Francis sat on the door step and yawned.

"Jazz would you turn it down!?" Audrey shouted in order to be heard over the pounding beat, but he only cranked it up louder. "Jazz!!" she shrieked at him.

"I'm sorry! I can't hear you the music's to loud!" the Autobot cried out but refused to turn the radio down.

It had been only three days of living with Jazz and it had already began to take its toll on her, she was getting less sleep which meant she was more grumpy which was never good. But she tried to look on the good side of things, Mikaela and Miley had invited her to have lunch with them tomorrow and this meant time away from Jazz and that was always a plus in her book. Sighing she stood up and walked over to the door and Francis yipped happily and bounced inside knowing full well that it was dinner time and she smiled and then turned back to the Pontiac parked in her garage and glared and quickly closed the front door behind her, but unfortunately it didn't stop the awful music.

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Jazz had been nice enough to drive her to the small coffee shop in which she would be meeting the two teens, but she sensed that it was just away to get rid of her and he was all too happy that she would be going away.

Stepping into the shop she noticed that Mikaela and Miley were already there and they waved for her to come over and sit. Smiling slightly she walked over to them and sat down in the empty seat.

"Hi." she said to the two girls and they smiled and greeted her back.

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Jazz drove in silence towards the look out point, he was currently thinking about all that had happened in the short week he had been reassembled. His thoughts then turned to the human female in which he was sent to guard. He had to admit that he admired her fighting spirit, the way she stood up for herself, but of course he would never ever tell anyone of this, not even over his cold dismantled corpse. It was true that they acted as though they were mortal enemies but he had come to the conclusion that the reason why he drove her crazy was because he cared for her. It was also true that he got a kick out of her reaction to his pestering. Jazz knew though, there would be a time when he would have to tell of his caring side to Audrey, but for now and for a long, long time that would be his secret.

He grumbled as he thought about this and wondered how he could actually care for a human girl that could dismantle him in the middle of the night but decided to push all thought to the back of his head and just enjoy not having to listen to her complain or hear Francis barking and yelping uncontrollably.

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"So Audrey, why don't you tell us about yourself?" Mikaela ventured and then took a sip from her latte.

"Yeah! And we can tell so stuff about us!" Miley put in enthusiastically.

Audrey looked up and the two teenaged girls suddenly realizing that she had told them nothing about herself, sighing she looked back down to her coffee and stirred it slowly with the small stirring straw that Mikaela had brought over.

"Well..." she began. "I'm twenty two years old and I'm in the auto repair business, my parents are separated and my uncles and ass." she then stated and the girls looked at her curiously and she sighed and decided to explain. "He says that a girl could never be able to work on a car like a man could."

At that Mikaela scoffed and rolled her eyes.

"I know how that feels; my old boyfriend would say the same thing." she then said and crossed her arms across her chest.

"You know about cars?" Audrey asked the teen in surprise.

"Yeah, I'm a grease monkey..." the teen admitted and Audrey smiled, now she would have someone to talk to about mechanics and cars, instead of just about giant robots.

Miley pouted she knew absolutely nothing about cars or how they worked.

"Yeah, well I know where the cars engine is placed!" the other teen girl said trying to prove that she had a slight idea about how a car worked but failed miserably.

"Yeah, yeah, you only know that because of Bumblebee." Mikaela smirked evilly and Miley blushed and resisted the urge to smack her friend.

Audrey laughed at the two and then finally decided to ask.

"So are you and that robot a 'thing'" she asked and Miley looked rather flustered all of a sudden.

"W-well, uhhh...I wouldn't, I don't..." the teen stuttered and looked to her friend for help.

"Yeah they are, isn't cute? Normal everyday school girl finds out best friend's boyfriend has an alien robot for a car, girl falls in love with said robot, girl develops a fetish for leather upholstery." Mikaela said and grinned at Miley who looked as though she was ready to kill.

"Mikaela!" the other teen hissed and then looked down to her latte and muttered under her breath.

Audrey chuckled and decided that it would be nice to hang out with the two girls; it was even better that she would have someone to talk car too.

Sighing she looked out the window of the coffee shop and then smiled; maybe it wouldn't be so bad knowing that large alien robots were here on earth in disguise as everyday vehicles.