Disclaimer: I do not own Whose Line is it anyway or Dynasty Warriors are you happy now?
I am truly sorry for not updating in over a year (being said while standing behind six inches of bullet proof glass) and I know this is not as long as my previous chapters but I just want everyone to know that I do plan on finishing this fic, I just don't know how long its going to take, but I deeply appreciate the encouragement from everyone, so here is the first half of the final segment. Enjoy!
"Blast it! Zhou Yu's given us the slip, where could he have gotten too!" Sun Ce exclaimed
"I don't know brother. But we've got to find him fast!" Sun Quan replied
"The studio is so big though, we're never going to catch him if we keep playing cat and mouse like this!" Sun Ce digs his fingers through his hair "Ugh! This really sucks!"
"We know he's after Cao Cao, what if we just watch over him? Hopefully we'll be able to catch Zhou Yu in the act and stop him before he makes this mistake." Sun Quan suggested
"Good thinking Quan! Let's go!" Sun Ce acknowledged as he and Sun Quan race towards the main stage,
(Back on the stage)
"Welcome back to the Dynasty Warriors edition of Whose Line is it Anyway! We've been gone for a while but I can promise you all that the worm responsible for this will face the wrath of my halberd once we wrap up things here." Lu Bu announces
"On that note" Lu Bu continued "we have decided to give our fans a treat by doing two games instead of one. So the first of our final set of games of the show for you is going to be… World's Worst!!!!"
(Audience and hopefully readers clap in approval)
"Now since I am participating in these games, someone has to sit out, so for Worlds Worst that person is going to be Yuan Shao."
(Yuan Shao walks over to the desk and sits behind it with a trademark snobbish smile on his face.)
"But of course that's because I think he's the World's Worst performer!" Lu Bu smugly comments with a smile plastered on his face obviously pleased with himself
(Yuan Shao smile disappears)
"Anyway since he sucks so much he gets it easy this time around. The rest of us ware going to play a game called World's Worst. In this game Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Jian and I come forward and have to give examples of what we think would be the world's worst method of doing what Yuan Shao?"
"It is indeed the world's worst methods of motivating your troops" Yuan Shao scornfully answered still upset about Lu Bu's comment
Lu Bu steps forward "Who ever kills the enemy commander gets to fight with me!"
BZZZZT
Sun Jian steps forward "I'll give you this box of crackerjacks if you attack."
BZZZZT
Cao Cao steps forward "Fight for the glory of the Yuan fam…" BZZZT BZZZT BZZZT
(Cao Cao looks at Yuan Shao who is frantically hitting the buzzer to cut him off.)
Cao Cao smirks and backs off
Sun Jian steps forward "Cao Cao stole my mother's secret recipe for chocolate covered pork buns and were going to get it back or die trying."
BZZZZT
Liu Bei steps forward "I'll give 1000 points to whoever comes back from this fight alive!"
BZZZZT
Lu Bu steps forward (in a mocking virtuous voice) "Wu must pay for the death of my drunkard brother Zhang Fei!"
BZZZZT
Lu Bu returns and looks at Liu Bei who gives him an out of character death glare
(Meanwhile Back Stage)
"NOOOOO! NOOOooooo! It's not true! I'm not a drunkard!" Zhang Fei wails as he buries his face in his arms crying from the pressure of not being allowed to drink.
Guan Yu starts rubbing Zhang Fei's back "I know brother, I know. Don't let him get to you. Just hang in there; you'll come out on top of this yet"
"Sniff…Sniff" was all Zhang Fei gave in reply
Zhao Yun looks at Zhang Fei hopefully "Yeah that's right you're stronger than Lu Bu, I'm sure he is having as much difficulty as you. Isn't that right Jiang Wei?" Zhao Yun says turning towards the young prodigy whom looks worried for some reason.
"Jiang Wei what's the matter?" Zhao Yun asks
Jiang Wei faces Zhao Yun and anxiously replies "Um… has anybody seen Ma Chao?"
Zhao Yun blinked "of course! He's tied up to that… empty…chair…" Zhao Yun trails off has he realizes with horror that Ma Chao has gotten away and the ropes look like they've been cleanly sheared by some kind of blade.
"…shit…" was all that he could say
"We gotta find him PDQ! There's no telling what he'll do if Cao Cao is somehow involved!" exclaimed Jiang Wei
"Right! Let's go Jiang Wei!" Zhao Yun replied has he and Jiang Wei set off in pursuit of Ma Chao
(Back on Stage)
Cao Cao steps forward and starts licking his fingers "mmm… mmm… I'm sorry I just finished eating the last of our supplies, all right let's advance on the enemy!"
BZZZZT
Liu Bei steps forward "I was afraid of accidentally hurting our enemies so I gave away all our swords. Your commanders will now begin distributing these amazing multicolored feathers to use instead."
BZZZZT
Lu Bu steps forward "Orochi is leading the opposing army and even I don't have a chance of defeating him"
BZZZZT
"…Yeah in his (CENSORED) dreams! I'd mop the floor with that stupid scaled (CENSORED.)" Lu Bu adds on as he walks back to his spot
Sun Jian steps forward "RUN, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEE!!!! "
BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT
(Lu Bu stares at Yuan Shao)
"That's it? All right then now we'll move on to our next game, but before we find out what it is Yuan Shao you're back in and how about… Cao Cao takes your place behind the desk."
(Cao Cao and Yuan Shao switch respective places with Cao Cao starting to make himself comfortable behind the desk.) "Ah this is more like it." Cao Cao comments
(Focus shift to a shadowy figure lurking behind the Whose Line set)
"Enjoy it while you can Cao Cao… It's not going to last long. You will pay for insulting my honor." The figures states and then turns behind him "Have you taken care of the security warriors yet?" he asks another figure behind him
"Yes, they never saw me coming, they'll be out for a while" the other figure says pointing to the prone forms of Huang Gai, Dian Wei, and Wei Yan "I must thank you for giving me and my spear to bring Cao Cao to justice."
"It is my pleasure my friend, I could not do this without the aid of such a competent warrior like yourself. Now listen closely here is my plan…"
All right once again I apologize for not updating in so long, and for giving you such a short chapter. I hope this chapter is funny enough to satisfy you guys for awhile. I'm still trying to think of how I want to wrap this story up, so that's why I divided this chapter into two parts (and also the last segment of the Whose Line show is so short and I don't think you guy's would like that.) in any case I do not know how long its going to be before I finish the next half of this chapter but I assure you it is coming so please if any of my reviewers are still around, bear with me.
Read&Reveiw your opinions, advice and critisms (so long as they're not flames with no basis. Flamers you know who you are) are greatly valued to me as a writer.