The Yu Yu Gang plays DDR
Summary: Yola, dogluva12 here. This story will be made up of random chapters. This chapter is about, well, the gang playing Dance Dance Revolution. Who's the best? Well, you'll just have to read an find out!
Disclaimer: We do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or Dance Dance Revolution.
AN: This story contains Anne from Spirit Songs (a.k.a the author) and Jenna/Saffire from Yu Yu Hakusho: Rewritten and Revamped. ENJOY! Also, to all of you who don't know because I haven't gotten that far in my story, Jenna/Saffire is a fire and ice demon.
Today our story starts out at the arcade. This arcade just happens to possess a DDR machine. Let's watch as the story unfolds.
Hiei: Double A.
Saffire: I too, got a double A.
Hiei: But, I have more points. (smirks)
Saffire: Dang it!
(Saffire walks off of the metal pad and Anne jumps on excitedly)
Anne: Double A!
Hiei: (glares at the screen) A. But someone, (turns around to glare at Yusuke) accidentally dropped a book on to my pad. And a sandwich, a hotdog, and some random little girl from the street.
Yusuke: (smiles innocently) My turn! So move aside midget.
2 min. later
Yusuke: Double A! And more points!
Anne: You were on light and I was on heavy!
Yusuke: So what! Stop making excuses as to why you lost, Anne. C'mon Kuwabara, ready to get your butt kicked?
Kuwabara: You wish Urameshi!
(As they are playing, Hiei comes and dumps random food items and people on to Yusuke's pad.)
Yusuke: I so would have won I Hiei hadn't been putting food and other various items on to my pad.
Saffire: (pops up out of nowhere) Well, now you know how Hiei felt when you did it to him.
Yusuke: Don't pop up randomly out of nowhere! Does nobody get it that that freaks people out?!?
Yukina: (also pops up randomly)
Yusuke: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Would everyone just STOP DOING THAT!?!
Yukina: I'm sorry, Yusuke. Would any of you mind if I played?
Anne: No, go ahead. It's pretty hard though so we'll start you off with Kuwabara, on beginner. He's not very hard to beat.
Yukina: Oh, but-
Kuwabara: (cuts Yukina off mid-sentence Hey! I take offense to that?
Anne: Oh, really? Maybe that's because it was meant to be taken offensively! (pushes Yusuke off of the pad next to Kuwabara and pushes Yukina on)
2 min. later
Everybody in the group (minus Yukina): Triple A!?!
Yukina: (smiles innocently)
Saffire: Well, that was just beginner. Why don't you go up against Yusuke now? Try it on light.
2-3 min. later
Everybody (minus Yukina): Triple A again!!!
Yukina: Well, actually-
Anne: (interrupts Yukina) Why don't you try me on standard.
2-3 min. later
Everybody: AGAIN!
Anne: Man, I only got a double A.
Saffire: Try taking Kurama on standard. He just popped up out of nowhere.
Yusuke: ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Saffire: Yes! Mission accomplished! (pulls out a list of things to do) Annoy Yusuke. Check! (smiles evilly)
1 min. later since Saffire wasted 1 min. already
Anne: Ok, since we really have to stop saying things at the same time, I'll say it. Triple A, again!
Saffire: Ok, you'-
Kurama: (interrupts Saffire) Wait, do I even get one line?!
Saffire: (glares at Kurama because he interrupted) Yes, and you just wasted that one line. You got such a big part last chapter so you virtually don't exist in this chapter. As I was saying, Yukina you're going up against me on heavy.
At this point in the story, nobody was standing on the pads, so when Saffire looked up there were two arcade junkies on the pads.
Saffire: (growls and begins to look very demonic.) (Grabs the junkies by their collars) Get out of here! (throws them out the door) Back to the business at hand.
Yukina: I hav-
DDR machine: Are you ready to DANCE!?
Saffire: I got a double A. And you got a triple A!
Yukina: (nods)
Saffire: On heavy. (sigh) I must be losing my touch or something. Well, I guess you have to go up against Hiei on challenge. (turns to Hiei and whispers in his ear) Little sister or not, show no mercy!
Hiei: (rolls eyes)
3 min. later
Anne: She actually beat Hiei! (runs and hides underneath a table)
Yusuke: Anne, what are you doing?
Anne: Hiding from any falling meteors for Yukina beating Hiei in DDR means the end of the world.
Group: Ahh. (AN: Nobody can argue with that logic) (stare at Yukina who is smiling innocently)
Saffire: Kuwabara will be the stupid one and ask.
Kuwabara: Yukina, my love, how did you get so good at DDR?
Yukina: Oh, see that's what I was trying to tell all of you. Genkai has her own personal arcade in her temple and inside of that arcade is a DDR machine. I play it everyday. (smiles innocently once again)
Group: Oh.
Anne: There we go saying the same thing at the same time again!
Saffire: So, we'll just end the story here. The moral, you may ask? LAST ONE TO GENKAI'S FACES YUKINA IN DDR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!