Where's Hiei?

Summary: Yola, dogluva12 here. This story will be made up of random chapters. This story's title pretty much explains everything. Where's Hiei? Well, you'll just have to read and find out!

Disclaimer: We do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Taming of the Shrew, Build-a-Bear, Tetris, Hollister, or Nintendo DS Jamz.

AN: This story contains Anne from Spirit Songs (a.k.a the author) and Jenna/Saffire from Yu Yu Hakusho: Rewritten and Revamped. ENJOY! Also to all of you who don't know because I haven't gotten that far in my story, Jenna/Saffire is a fire and ice demon.

Yusuke: C'mon guys! I wanna go to the mall!

Saffire: Patience is a virtue, Yusuke.

Yusuke: Virtue, smirtue! Patience, smatience! Mall!

Anne: Act your age, not your shoe size, Yusuke.

Hiei: What's a mall?

Anne: A mall is a place where there are many shops and stores inside of it. In the stores you buy things that you would like.

Saffire: Buy! Not steal!

Kurama and Hiei: (groan sadly)

Anne: They also have a food court and…AN ARCADE!

Group (minus Anne): NO!

Anne: (sulking) Fine.

At the mall

Kurama: Yes! I get to talk! In your face, Saffire!

Saffire: Talk to much and no talky next chappy.

Kurama: Ok. Let's all split up and meet up with each other, at the food court, in one hour. No buying anything though.

Saffire: Shouldn't someone keep an eye on Hiei?

Anne: Nah. I think he's fine on his own. Plus, he already left.

Saffire: Ok then, let's split up.

(With Saffire at the video game store)

Saffire (to herself): All these video games suck.

Yusuke and Anne: Yeeaahh.

(AN: Kuwabara will not be joining us in this story because he is busy with other things.)

Saffire: What are you two doing here? Did you both forget what split up means? Again?

Yusuke: What?!

Anne: We can't

Yusuke: Look at

Anne: Video games

Yusuke: Any more?

Saffire: … that's creepier then saying the same thing at the same time. Waaaaaaay creepier.

Yusuke and Anne: What is?

Saffire: (sweat drop) Never mind. (sigh)

Yusuke and Anne: Ok!

(With Kurama at the book store)

Kurama: Taming of the Shrew! That sounds like a great book!

(With Saffire, Yusuke, and Anne)

Saffire: I just had the sudden urge to throw up a little. No idea as to why, though.

(With Hiei)

Hiei: I hate the mall. No weapon store. That creepy shop with all the bears and the little kids. (shudders a little) Why do humans like it so much? (sees a certain store) What's that?

(One hour later in the food court)

Saffire: Wow, that's unbelievable. Anne and Yusuke were following right behind me. And I mean RIGHT behind me. And I still got here (looks at watch) 5 minutes before them.

(Anne, Yusuke, and Kurama all come walking up to the table holding bags.)

Saffire: I thought we all agreed no buying anything.

Kurama: Well, I bough Taming of the Shrew.

Anne: Manga.

Yusuke: Manga.

Saffire: I hate you all.

(Kurama's bag randomly bursts in to flames but Kurama, having experience putting out spontaneously combusting items, put the fire out with ease)

Saffire: Dang it! Speaking of things spontaneously combusting, where's Hiei?

Anne: Maybe he doesn't know what the food court is. Let's just wait a few minutes.

(10 min. later)

(Saffire is banging her head against a table while everyone else is reading their new books.)

Anne: Don't you have Tetris on your phone?

Saffire: (Stops banging head against the table for a second) DANG IT! (Head falls on the table with a loud thud)

Yusuke: Well, I don't think he's coming.

Kurama: I guess we should split up and look for him.

Yusuke: Do we have to?

Kurama: Yes.

Saffire: Ok! (smiles) I'll go to the video game store. Yusuke, the weapon store. Anne, look in Hollister. Kurama: the maternity clothing store with a pillow up your shirt, on your stomach, with a video camera.

Kurama: Why would Hiei be in any of those places?! Except the weapon store, I guess. But why, especially, would he be in the maternity clothing store?!?

Saffire: I don't know. I just wanted to see what kind of looks you'd get. (smiles sheepishly)

Kurama: (thinks about it for a moment) Fine.

Saffire: Yes!

Kurama: But, only if I get to steal the pillow and the video camera.

Saffire: Promise to give the video to me, when you're done and you've got yourself a deal!

Kurama: Ok.

Anne: Now that that's over, let's get going. Hiei could be dying out there!

Everyone (minus Anne): (sweat drop)

Anne: O…k…Let me rephrase that. Hiei could be killing out there!

Yusuke: Let's go!

(At the video game store)

Saffire: Oh my gosh…Nintendo DS Jamz! I need this! Wait…I'm supposed to be doing something, aren't I? (starts trying to remember what she's supposed to be doing)

Clerk: (walks up to Saffire) Can I help you?

Saffire: (interrupted from thoughts) Yeah, I'd like that game please.

(With Yusuke)

Yusuke: Do they even have a weapon store here?!

(Hollister's)

Anne: Why in the world would Hiei even set foot in a Hollister? Oh my gosh is that a "Come to the dark side" shirt?

(Maternity clothing)

Kurama (muttering to self): I can't believe that I, the smart one, actually agreed to this. Everybody in this whole store must think I'm nuts.

(All of a sudden you see Anne, Yusuke, Kurama, and Saffire at once. Then they all smack their foreheads)

Anne, Yusuke, Kurama, and Saffire: Ice Cream!

(At the ice cream place. The whole group walks in and sees Hiei eating a ton of ice cream.)

Kurama: I thought Hiei might be here. Apparently we all did.

Anne: Actually, I think that we, we being Saffire, Yusuke, and I, just wanted ice cream.

Saffire: (holds out hand) Video camera?

Kurama: (hands video camera to Saffire.)

Ice cream place worker: Your bill comes out to $371.

Hiei: Demons to kill. (disappears in a black blur)

Saffire: Dog to feed. (runs away)

Anne: Places to destroy, people to annoy (a big puff of smoke appears and when it clears Anne is gone.)

Yusuke: Umm…Uh… (In a bad imitation of Keiko's voice) Yusuke get over here so I can slap you for no good reason. (normal voice) Got to go!

Kurama: (sigh) How much was that bill again.

(5 min. later)

(Kurama's standing in front of a sink wearing an apron, a hairnet, and yellow rubber gloves.)

Kurama: I guess that leaves me with the moral of the story. Today's moral, Anne Yusuke, Saffire, and ESPECIALLY Hiei, had better watch their backs.