Disclaimer:

you already know I don't own it if I did I doubt there would be ANY strait couples. Heh

Warning; Yaoi Guy to Guy action, and I luvies it so you have been warned one disapproving comment and well Gaara will be to see you soon, possible man preg. Heh! also i am sooooo excedingly sorry but i have no beta! omg peoples! it the horror right? but if you report a correction i will try to FIX IT!

Couples: these are couples as I know them so far but given my, delicate, Heh, state of mind they are subject to EXTREAM changes. Eventual GaaraxNaruto will come together but there will be other couples involving them till then because I think there should be! XD DeidraxItachi KankuroxNeji ShikamaruxChoji Narutoxsasuke and kibaxgaara also there will be a ton of one sidedd naruto lovers because hes like the cutest and Gaara agrees so i win! :Squee:

CH.2: Inuzuka Kiba!

I hesitantly took a step forward towards the huge double doors guarding high school students from the world, or maybe the other way around.

Only to be smashed into and flung to the ground.

Oh the joys of high school.

My face hit the asphalt as hard as the fucker could push me and immediately it began to sting. I put my hands palm down and flipped back landing my feet apart silently cursing myself.

Grabbing my bag that had been pushed from my shoulder on to the floor I began to walk closer to the doors already knowing that the day could only get worse from here out.

"Hey…..Dude?" I heard a deep masculine voice over my shoulder, vaguely I wondered if it, He, was speaking to me, though I doubted it.

I did not stop to look around for the source and moments later, having already forgotten the voice, a hand griped my shoulder tightly. I did not turn to look at the boy or man.

I only said "I will count to three"

because of the mood I was in I felt like skipping to 5 and kicking his imprudent ass how dare he touch I Sabuku No Gaara? No way in hell was he getting away with it.

"Dude" I heard him say again. Mentally I counted.

One.

Two.

Three.

He had not released my shoulder.

I thought a moment before grabbing the hand, I wanted to be creative but not kicked out of school better yet the country, larger then my own and much warmer, pulling roughly forward I perfectly executed a back flip. With his own body weight he pushed himself down onto to the floor and since I was still attached I rode him to the ground.

We landed in an awkward position, I straddled his back and he lay his face shoved forward and down into the cement his right hand twisted behind him roughly holding him in place. My knuckles turned white as he struggled roughly trying to push me off him only managing to make me tighten my grip on his wrist.

"Dude what the fuck? I mean seriously who do you think you are? What did I do? And how did you do that?" the brown boy, his hoodie was brown his pants and his converse were also varying shade of brown, said angrily giving up his futile attempt to free himself.

"There is no fuck involved. I am Sabuku no Shakaku called Gaara. You did not release my arm. I merely flipped you." I said to the boy, man really.

"Well could you like let go?" he asked gasping a bit as he wiggled his wrist into a more than painful position.

'Yes' I said simply releasing my hold on his arm and standing up striating my clothes into place.

I hardly noticed the stares as I opened the doors to the building and made my way to the junior hall way. Rows of puke green lockers lined every inch of available space in the hall ways and I counted the numbers as I walked not want to miss my locker. I found it #478 at the end of a row in front of a class labeled 'kakashi' which happened to also be my first block, Math.

The day might not be so bad I excelled in all subjects of school work so my teachers loved me and math was my very best subject it was a good sign I had it first block.

"Yo freak!" I turned to see the brown boy again heading toward me rather quickly, or my day could always get worse you know.

"Oi! Dogbreath!' a shout further down the hall way made the boy turn around slowing his progress to a halt.

A short Blond girl appeared to be flying towards Brown boy. Unfortunately he didn't move fast enough and the blur flattened him. But they landed in a MUCH more awkward position than we had managed.

Brown Boy was face up his hands pinned to his sides, the blond girl was straddling his waist hands planted firmly on each side of the guys head, faces centimeters apart.

I felt something deep within me curl and twitch it was…odd.

Suddenly the blond girl began to shout at the brown one. "KI-BAKA! You were supposed to help me with my home work last night but no……just have to flirt with anything on two legs and get beat up you bastered now I'm going to fail math." The last was a whimper.

I felt something stir in my stomach again but this time it was more pleasant before I knew it I said "I will help you. I am less inclined to this flirting so I will not desert you."

I was so shocked I was speechless apparently the others were to.

The brown boy jumped up, leaving the blond on the floor, "Naruto this is my new friend Gaara, he is new' he clarified as though the boy were stupid.

The blond stood up and I looked over her sizing her up.

Muscular legs, six pack clearly defined by her shirt, flat chest blue blue eyes wide grin-WTF? I realized my mistake my eyes widened and I said, aloud unfortunately, "You are a Boy?"

The brown boy burst into laughter before I realized my mistake. The blond came at me with such ferocity that he threw me backwards into a solid something. Not satisfied with that he leapt upon me and began to punch me face and chest, pretty hard to!, as I felt blood trickle in a thin line down my chin I got angry I began to see whit and as I raised my fist to strike back the boy was pulled off me and I was lifted by may collar and turned to face a man.

'As much as all this amuses me uzumaki I don't want a dead boy on my hands Iruka would kill me."

I turned to see a man with silver hair, though he looked younger than father, wearing a large dark green over coat with some sort of mask over his face his left eye was completely concealed by a patch.

'I am kakashi sensei and you are young man?" was all I heard my anger fading.

'and you both have detention" my anger flared but before I could comment the bastered walked away leaving us all gaping in his wake.

ANN: Hey you guys! do you like so far? i know its been rough so far but i figured out the chapter thing and im looking for voulenter bata's? -puppy eye defence- i love this couple almost my favorite besides ShinoxKiba, wich will probly surface any way. now a few words from Gaa-Kun! Gaara: Told you not to call me that...
ANN: out side the bed room. Gaara: HEY!...that was privet! Naruto; Gaa-Kun you so smexie! let me eat you!

ANN: threesome?

Gaara: puppy eye power NOOOOO the powers! Naruto: what he means is YOSH!