A Drabble A Day #22: Santa Claus

"You know, you would make a good Santa Claus."

Claude raised an eyebrow in disbelief. "Excuse me?"

"I mean, you've already got a beard. So if you just dyed your hair white-"

"Whoa, stop right there. I refuse to entertain your ridiculous holiday fantasies anymore if that's how you picture me."

Peter laughed. "I'm just saying, you've got this Santa-quality in you."

Claude made a disgusted face, which soon turned into a Grinch-like smile. "Oh... I get it."

"What?"

"You say that 'cause you wanna sit on my lap." Without warning, Claude pulled the empath onto his lap. "Now, tell Santa Claude what you want for Christmas."