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[A/N: We do not own any of the HP characters and we have changed it up a little. This story contains sex of all kinds, and if you feel uncomfortable reading any of this, why would you be searching it? All comments are welcome, no flames, preferably. Please Read and Reply. Tell us what you think. Give us your stories and we'll do the same. Love Jamlesia.
On a dark and stormy night, there was a loud crash of thunder. Draco woke with a start. We decided that he was hungry, so he was going to sneak down to the dining room and steal food. As he was walking, he thought of all the girls that he liked. They all hated him. He didn't mind though, because that is part of what turned him on. While lost in thought, Draco didn't notice when he arrived at the doors of the dining hall. Dumbledore was sneaking out, with a purple lamp, a stuffed giraffe, and a cardboard box full of black hair straighteners. Draco looked up in fright of being caught.
"why hello there, shouldn't you be in bed?" Dumbledore asked with a wide toothy grin.
"uhh.." was Draco's brilliant reply.
"well," Dumbledore said, "Snape is on Duty tonight, and if you don't want to get…" He leaned towards Draco, "Caught… then you better hurry, or watch where your going."
Draco paled, and ran away as fast as he could. He could have kept his cool, but the problem wasn't getting caught, the problem was that being caught by Snape, at night had just gotten him hard.
Astonishingly, Draco made it to the dining room without getting caught. He had run into a few of his friends, enemies, and even past lovers. It seems our blond haired beautiful boy of evil, was off scot-free. "Man, I wish I could find me some sushi. I'm starved. Afternoon sex really gets your appetite going." He thought aloud. "Perhaps a little midnight sex will keep you satisfied then, Mr. Malfoy?" said the incredibly sexy older man. His visage was illuminated by the candlestick which he was holding, creating a deep contrast within his skin. Each of his furrowed wrinkles set deeply within his forehead. Draco loved this. Age and wisdom always identified a better lover. Draco learned this lesson from his father at a young age. "Hold still boy," Snape said quietly into his ear as he readjusted himself and began to position himself at Draco's lovely "entrance".
Everything just went too fast for Draco. Once Snape entered, Draco screams of first time pain, turned to wails for more. It was the best sex he ever had, even if he had never had sex with a man. And what a man Snape was. He filled Draco from the Nave to the Chaps. It was wonderful. It ended so quickly, and Snape disappeared into the shadows. Draco was breathless on the stone floor, not hungry for anything but Snape's loving. Draco searched and searched for him, but it seemed that the castle had swallowed him. He managed to run into Dumbledore a few times. First he was hiding behind a statue, then Draco saw him lurking by Moaning Myrtles bathroom, and again outside of Professor McGonagall's room. Only outside McGonagall's room, did he not have the three items with him. In fact, he was completely naked, with nothing but a look of lust. Draco was surprised he didn't burn a hole through the door with his stare. Either way, he didn't see Draco, so Draco left without bothering him.
"oh well.." Draco, finally gave up, "I will see him tomorrow in double potions."
And with that he reluctantly returned to the dungeons and went to bed.
"Draco, Draco can you hear me, babe?" a soft sweet voice called out to him. His head was throbbing with misinformation and of all the past events. He looked up to see the older man by his bedside; his crooked grin seemed to fill Draco's heart with happiness. He was in love. Severus held Draco tightly in his arms, warming up his frail body. This was everything he'd ever dreamed of. No one could take any of this away from him, not anything he was feeling could be described. "Severus… I love you" he coughed weakly. The older man just smiled. He lifted up a silver platter upon which he picked up a small and red strawberry placing it gently into Draco's mouth. "Mmm", he said. Severus took another fruit, this time putting it into his mouth, and then passionately kissing Draco. Lust and strawberries were all that were tasted. Never a moment so good could be erased from his memory. Draco removed strawberry from the plate and was about to eat it, though it began melting; it gave the appearance and smell of blood. Its tart scent of rust and salt radiated through Draco's nostrils. He looked down at the blood betwixt his fingertips something was peculiar. The room turned black.Severus was no longer holding him. He felt alone. Empty. "Draco you bastard! What do you think you're doing!?" The voice sounded all too familiar"Come on Ginny, we don't associate with DEATH EATERS." Harry said smugly, pulling her arm. Ginny glared at him. There was more though, something behind her eyes that made Draco realize, he felt love, in a different manner. Of course he loved Snape. Something inside him called out for Ginny Weasley as well…
"Incandescent Penis!"
Draco was startled by Dumbledore. He had been daydreaming in the hallway after his potions class again. He had been thinking of Ginny, and his strange new obsession, and then about Snape, and his other obsession, though with Snape it was more physical. Draco had not even gotten a glance from Snape since that day. It confused him.
"W-what?" Draco sputtered.
"Oh, nothing, nothing…" with that Dumbledore walked slowly down the hallway, only to stop at the suit of armor at the end. Draco stood there starting to get lost in thought again, when Dumbledore took out his wand, and cast a spell onto the armor. The armor then started to dance and Irish jig, while reciting the famous lines from Macbeth. Dumbledore gave a satisfied sigh, and with a wide smile to Draco, turned around the corner and disappeared. The armor continued with its monologues and its squeaky dance.
"UGH!" Draco screamed in annoyance. He turned and ran down the hall in the opposite direction. He shut his eyes, and clamped his hands over his ears. He needed to think. To think about Snape, and Ginny….
CRASH!!!
Draco hit something hard, and both him, and the object went flying.
"Oww…" the object cried.
Draco sat up in fear. It was Ginny. He plastered the practiced bad-ass smirk on his face.
"whatcha doing here?" He asked her, rubbing his head in pain.
"Apparently running into you…" She replied scowling.
Shit, Draco thought to himself, I was the one that caused that. He could still faintly hear the armor in the background. Draco then made the mistake of looking into Ginny's eyes. He got lost in their beauty, and forgot about all snide comments he was about to make. He stood, and helped Ginny to her feet. When they were both standing, Draco didn't let go of Ginny's hand. He pulled her close, and lowered his lips to hers….
"AHHHHHH!!!" Ron, Hermione and Harry came running around the corner.
"EVERYTHING MUST DIE!" Harry shouted.
"AHH!!" Ron and Hermione replied. With that the three of them disappeared down the hallway.
"uhh…" Draco stared in shock.
"Umm…Yeah, they kinda went insane after last year. I can understand the need to dye your hair pierce your body, and wear outrageous make up, and be all dark, but THEM?" Ginny pointed where her brother and friends had just disappeared, "I just don't get it."
Draco looked at her and smiled. Her hand was still in his.
"Do you want to go for a walk?" Draco asked her. This feeling in his heart was different, but a good different.
"Sure." Ginny smiled up at him, a little intimidated by the offer. Her Gryffindor pride was strong.
They walked towards the end of the hall.
"Uhh, we should go the other way…" Draco said remembering the suit of armor, and still a little weirded out.
"Sure, why not." Ginny replied. They turned and walked off hand in hand.
"So that's what's happening", whispered the statue.Meanwhile, outside the castle doors sat Ron, Harry and Hermione, they were playing a fascinating game of magical piercings!
"Oww Ronald, Don't pierce that! That hurt!" screamed Hermione as she removed the 14 gauge surface bar from her hip."Wimp" muttered Harry."Emo." Retorted Hermione."As are you" Harry said"We all are! Gosh!" Ron stated. He moved the black crop of hair from over his eye so that he could reapply his eyeliner. He also readjusted his septum tusk, noticing a pungent smell emanating from his fistula. He cringed. Ron looked over at Hermione who was in fact staring at Harry, who in turn was checking out Ronald. Too bad none of the 3 looked around to see who was staring at them. Perhaps a little love triangle would give some extra added angst into their already emotional lives. "Nice MagicPod Potter. Got enough Emo music on it, Faggot?" said Draco, dryly."Suck my cock" Replied Harry. Hermione whispered under her breath If you don't, I will. Ron saw her mouth move, but couldn't make out what she had said."You'd like that wouldn't you?" he said as he walked off to go find Severus.Ginny ran up to them after Draco's departure with an ecstatic smile on her face and a look of lust in her young eyes. "Guess what!?!" she screeched. They stared blankly at this overly happy sight. "You finally turned emo? Where's your razorblade?" asked Hermione. Ginny glared at her icily. "Go die.""Gladly," Hermione snapped. Ginny couldn't help but stare at Hermione's beautiful face her eyes trailed downward following her lovely cleavage. Hermione smiled. Ginny blushed and walked away.The 3 sat confused and then Harry asked, "Did she even tell us her exciting news?" They all sat thinking about this.
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"Children. Settle yourselves. There will be no sexual activity of any kind within this dungeon. (Unless it's with me.) "Professor Snape announced, while staring down at one, Draco Malfoy. The blonde boy blushed profusely and lowered his head into his textbook. "Open your books to page three-hundred and sixty-nine. We will be discussing the topics of Sexual Potions, regardless of my earlier no-sex-statement. Now, Hermione, please read to us the first paragraph""Teh Magical Sex Potionzorz be creatin' all da bbs for the breeders from derr pps. N j00 gotsta take all the Oysters and eat'em all. Be all like "Mmm bb. Good oysters, yo." She paused looking down at Harry's crotch. Her magical oyster potion had worked. Though Harry's thoughts were on a different subject, Ronald Weasley. " Then you gotta take out chur pp and SEXem up! Lotsa sex. All night long. Don't stop bb. Ohh . ohhhh yeahh.. I like it when you do that. Repeat if necessary." She looked up, smiling. Snape had turned a bright shade of pink, while the rest of the class stared at her in utter confusion. Too bad no one else could understand SCENEspeak. "Thank you Hermione. That was loverly." He glared at her. "Next we shall discuss the properties involved in proper anal penetration." He said again, turning his attention to Mr. Malfoy, who has yet to arise from the depths of his textbook. Snape read through the pages aloud and watched as all of the boys got a little 'uncomfortable' in their seats. He liked this. Hermione's large smile suggested more than it should have. Her hands were not seen on the desk, nor were they holding up a book. Severus didn't like the thought of this. He asked her to get Professor McGonagall's opinion on a ORAL examination for the current topic. Hermione now flustered, had to recuperate herself in order to stand and walk without spontaneous orgasm occurring. Draco sat there silently staring into his textbook that had been bewitched so that he can watch Severus at the front of the class without him worrying of being caught. Left alone in his thoughts his mind began to drift of their late-night encounter from before. Snape was such a cruel lover. He was everything he wished for. Draco's sudden lack of comfort began stirring within his loins. It was even worse that his bewitching spell began having adverse affects. Snape noticed no textbook that Draco was holding, and Draco could no longer see the Professor. Feeling a little safer and less creepy though still aroused, Draco shoved his hand into his left pocket. Snape watched observantly, walking behind his desk so as to hide his own titillation. Hermione returned, followed by a striking suit of armor which entered the classroom unnoticeably except for Draco who glanced in horror. He did a double-take. "Professor McGonagall approves your testing for this topic" Hermione said. Snape just grimaced at her in acknowledgment. "Students. There will be an examination the following class on our new topic. Those who fail will be punished unless I feel you can receive a better grade" Draco was uneasy about this. He had not been paying attention during class time at all.
Nevertheless he and Ginny were constantly snogging every chance they were alone together. His affection for her had been growing as like his raging hard-on for Snape. Increasingly.
Is Draco going to fail the test? Will he an Ginny ever have sex? Why are the 3 so emo? Where has Dumbledore run off to, and why is the statue following Draco?
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