"Hiroshi! Why the hell do you have gay porno mags?"
Yagyuu turned his head slightly as his enraged beau threw open the door to his bedroom. Sighing, Yagyuu adjusted his glasses and leaned back in the chair that he was sitting in. He gave Niou a 'please explain' look.
"According to Marui and Akaya, you have homosexual pornographic magazines hiding under your bed!" Niou yelled, fuming.
Yagyuu found it amusing how 'homosexual', 'pornographic' and 'magazines' were more than likely the largest words in Niou's vocabulary. Yagyuu rose, retrieved said items from under his bed, and solemnly handed them to Niou.
Niou opened the first of them, revealing the collection to be, not a magazine, but a scrapbook. His face flushed when he realized that the only pictures were of him, sans attire.
"Marui and Akaya lie." Yagyuu said simply, placing a small kiss on Niou's cheek before leaving the room.
Niou blushed deeper. "P-Puri!"