!!!Juegos de Pokemon, Ninja, y Duelista!!! (Seis)

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OMIGAWD. Wow. It's been a really, really long time, hasn't it? No really, I won't bother you guys this time with any of this. You've either been reading or you haven't. Enjoy !

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Naruto, Pokemon, or Yu-Gi-Oh! Sorry. I wouldn't be writing a lousy fanfiction if I did. So there. If you don't recognize it from an anime, it's probably mine. And Spyro (Oh God...don't make me go there...) is now "Cero". Just to clarify.

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Weapons flew inexplicably through the air; but where they had come from, nobody knew. The girl had disappeared.

The crowd became uneasy as more and more time passed: Eva had, well... evanesced.

Cero grinned, dodging the weapons with show-offy ease.

"Well?" he said, throwing out his arms with a look of smugness absolutely plastered all over his face. The crowd began to buzz again. "How about that, huh? What do you think, Gekko-sensei?"

The man shrugged, suppressing a cough. He waited for a moment.

"It appears as though..."

The man stopped for a moment, then suddenly began to hack out a lung.

In that moment, several more things began to happen, to the astonishment of the audience. Cero had now begun to laugh softly to himself standing in the center of the arena, rather unwisely unsuspecting of the events that were going to befall him in less than seconds. Another plethora of ninja tools came flying, from a different unknown source this time, and this time they weren't so easy to dodge. The ones coming higher were simple enough; it was only a matter of ducking. But the set that coincided with it underneath was quite the different story.

Because in this story, Cero is a ninja, and ninjas can do awesome things like jumping rather impossible ways by rather impossible means, he did that cool little jumping thing that everybody who's ever actually watched Naruto always says is totally fake but openly admits that they would love to be able to do.

But while our ninja fan insert was jumping, our other ninja fan insert was enacting. Enacting, specifically, the plot she had concocted in that period of uneasiness.

At that moment, Hayate stopped coughing, and looked up with a slight smile.

For, in that (ridiculously prolonged) instant in which he was, the entire stadium saw the removal of their top student's pants.

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Kit had just seen the end of her second battle, and it had ended quite victoriously for her.

"WHAAAT?!?!" the rather obnoxious ninja in the bright orange jumpsuit screamed. "How did you beat me?!"

"Skill…believe it," she said cockily.

"NO WAY! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! I WANNA REMATCH!!!"

"Sorry, kid…that's the way it rolls around here," a random proctor said. "She wins all three battles. She's in. I'm wondering if we should kick you out. You are the worst student, after all."

"HUUUH?!"

"Face it, kid. I'm better than you," Kit said snidely.

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"What the &!?" Cero shouted, lunging forward as the gust of breeze from his opponent's sudden arrival and departure knocked him off his feet. Having have just gotten over the shock of losing his pants, it was only slightly numbing that they had been replaced with something else. "Waugh?!"

"That's what you get, you loser little misogynist chauvinist bigot DORK!" Eva screamed, kicking and punching and generally beating up the now poor, helpless boy. "GAH! YOU LOSER! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, INSULTING ME LIKE THAT! AND HERE I LIKED YA FOR A SECOND! AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE! URRRR…..GAAAHHHH!!!"

The entire arena stared like gawping idiots. They had never seen anything like this before! This chick was amazing, even if she didn't know it! For God sakes…the top student of the Pokemon Ninja Duelist Academy was wearing a skirt.

The new girl flew back from her uber-destructive session, then huffed and puffed, finished with her rant. She suddenly jerked up, as if waking from some psycho trance, and looked over at the crowd. She shouldn't have—their gaping made her ears turn impossibly red, and she breathed in a great gasp as she realized how DUMB she looked. In just the under-shorts of the skort she (had been) wearing and nothing to protect her, she turned down her eyes…

Then curiosity caused her to look back up at her rival, an equally mortified contestant. He struggled up, shivering where he stood, the full horror of the girl's outfit upon his own legs hitting him, nonetheless the horror of a girl…hitting him. They looked each other in the eyes, an expression of naked forgiveness in one another. Both made the motion to raise a hand to signify defeat…

Until the crowd erupted.

"That was COFF COFF COFF COFFFFFFF INCREDIBLE!!!" Hayate screamed at them (uncharacteristically), igniting another coughing fit (characteristically).

Screams echoed, people basically broke their throats—it truly was incredible, the greatest feat they had ever seen.

"WE HAVE A COFF COFF WINNNEERR!!!"

And suddenly the whole stadium was crowd surfing the new girl.

"Char char!" Blaze shouted with its tiny Charmander voice in elation. It was chaos; the stadium had never seen so much tumult.

"Only one more battle to go," Eva said to herself softly, watching the top student hitch down the skirt and throw it on the floor, walking out of the stadium in only a pair of boxers, virtually unnoticed.

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I'm sorry that this is ending up as more of another OOC CeroxEva story than an actual fanficion…I'll see if I can't spice it up (or get more inspiration, maybe a longer chapter… ) with the Poke battle later…and sorry your part got so downplayed, Kitty. I'm gonna need a little bit more input.

1/08/08