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Now onto the Chappie!!!
Ginny Potter
Dishwasher Stakeout
Day 2
6:35 AM
Last night was a disappointment. The "sounds" I heard were a false alarm. It turned out that Harry thought that I might "do something" to the dishwasher. I would never (heavy sarcasm) do anything to Harry's precious pet, (he named it Veronica).
There are so many things I wish I could do to it, though. Sigh. I could drop it off the American Muggles' Statue of Liberty… and watch it fall to its death.
Cue Daydream.
"Veronica" oh-so-slowly tips off the edge, a silent, dooming arch toward the hard, flat, unforgiving ground. She quickly learns how to do back flips as her death spiral downward begins to end. She SLAMS onto the ground, crashing and flattening in a way that makes My heart leap for joy!
End Daydream.
I could… here's an idea, I could beat it with a guitar (that's a muggle instrument) until it was in a shape similar to a muggle doorknob. I saw a muggle doing something like that at a thing called a "rock concert."
Yeah I think that idea is perfect! Now where am I going to get a guitar? There is a music store a couple blocks from here. Maybe I could get Hermione to come with me…. Wait, I need a name for my plan… I will call it "Operation Rim-Wired Glasses!"
It's brilliant, yes I know. You can award me the "Noble Peace Prize" thingy, I am rather noble.
I'll write Hermione right now! I can draft it in this logbook:
Hermione-
I have so much to tell you! (I had a "light bulb" idea on how to get rid of the dishwasher!) Are you free today after lunch? James and Albus are going to be at the Burrow till 3:00. Let's do something FUN!
Love,
Gin Gin!
I have so much to think about, so I think I'm going to go back to bed. I'll just check on "V." real quick.
What the? Impossible! Oh, great! No! Ahhhhh! Harry!!! James is in the evil Dishwasher!
Dun, Dun, Dun!
I'd like to thank
Celebrytie Foraire for her feedback on this chap!
So... reviews, anyone???
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