Warning: Man baby, and man on man kissing. If you don't like, then don't read, what do you think the back button was made for?

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but if I did Naruto would be a gay man whore!!

-5 years later-

" Mommy! " I awoke to the screams of my child, Jarika, as he ran to my bed. " Mommy, where is daddy? " I picked up my child in my arms, I kissed is forehead.

He giggled from the touch, I then tickled him. He laughed hysterically; I stopped as I walked out the room.

I put him over my shoulders as I walked into the kitchen; Itachi was eating some rice as I made some ramen.

" You want some ramen Jarika? "

" Yeah! " I laughed as he watched me make ramen for the both of us, I then sat him down on the chair next to me.

We both quickly devoured up the ramen, I placed them in the sink as Jarika talked with Itachi, he asks so many questions.

I don't know how Itachi doesn't go completely insane; I walked over to the two of them.

" What are you two talking about over here? " Jarika smirked as he looked up at me; he smiled just like his father.

" I was just asking Itachi-san what you were like when you were my age, and 9f you were just like me! " I smiled as I picked him up in my arms, and Pein then showed up in a cloud of smoke. " Daddy! " Jarika jumped down from my arms, he had some of the strength that Kyuubi gave me.

Just recently he grew a tail and ears, and on the same day I grew the same. Pein loved my ears and tail; he said they made me look sexy.

I always blushed when he called me his little kitsune, I loved that name.

" Hey, little kit! " Jarika smiled as he jumped into his fathers arms, he the kissed his fathers cheek.

" Hey daddy, what took you so long? " Pein laughed as he walked over to me, he kissed my lips tenderly.

" Hello, my little kitsune. " I blushed as I looked into his eyes, he just smirked. " Sorry, " he looked at Jarika in his arms, he looked up at his father, " I had to go and get Mommy's birthday present. " I stood in shock; I hugged him as I kissed his cheek.

" Oh yeah, happy birthday Mommy! " I laughed as still held his hug, he pulled back.

" What is it Pein-kun? " He kissed me once more, he looked at me.

" We're going to the Hidden Leaf Village for your 20th birthday. " I stared at him, I was really scared. " I will protect you, don't worry. I won't let them take you away; if they do I will kill them. I won't ever let them have Jarika either; I won't let them have you or our son. " I smiled as he took my hand, he called everyone into the meeting room.

Jarika had his own little chair next to my chair; I then sat down as everyone came into the room.

" Mommy, " Jarika looked up at me as everyone sat in their chairs, " can I sit in your lap? " I nodded as he jumped into my lap, he put his arms out in front of him.

" Everyone, " Pein began to say, getting everyone's attention, even Jarika looked up at his father, " we are all going to visit the Hidden Leaf Village. " Everyone stood still, but Itachi was clearly shaken. " We are all going because, as you all know, Naruto's birthday is today. " Everyone smiled as they looked at me, and I smiled back.

They then looked back up at Pein, he then cleared his throat. " We all need to be ready at any moment to bring Naruto and Jarika home, am I clear? "

" Completely clear. " Everyone said in unison, even Jarika did.

Which made everyone laugh, even Pein gave out a little chuckle.

He then called everyone off, they all then puffed away in smoke. I held out to Pein's hand as we then whisked away to the village, I then saw Sakura running over to me.

I waved as she ran to me, I couldn't move as she hugged me ferociously.

Jarika was on my shoulders as he looked down, she then noticed him.

" Oh, " I began to say as I grabbed Jarika and put him in my arms, I pointed at Sakura, " Jarika, that's auntie Saku! " She smiled as Jarika smiled sweetly, then Sasuke ran over to me. " That's uncle Sasu, he's run over to us right now. " Jarika waved at the breathless Sasuke, he waved back.

Sasuke then hugged me even harder; he then noticed my ears and began to scratch them.

I purred loudly, and I fell to Sasuke's arms as he still scratched my ears. He quickly blushed, then stopped as Pein moved forward from the side.

He put his arm around my waist, pulling me closer. Jarika quickly jumped up to my head, not knowing what's going on.

" No one does that but me, you got that? " Sasuke and Sakura nodded in fear, Pein knew how to make his point clear.

He walked me over to Tsunade's office, the others soon followed. " I'm only letting Naru-kun have his birthday here because it's his 20th birthday, and that it is the village where he was born. " They nodded, and then we walked to Tsunade's desk.

She was laying flat on her face, she was clearly passed out from her nightly runs of sake, I slammed on her desk.

She almost fell to the floor from the shock, but quickly regained what balance she has left.

" What the fuck was that?! " She then stopped her ranting as she noticed my presence; she quickly grabbed me into a hug.