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Ginny Potter
Dishwasher Stakeout
Day 3
11:49 PM
That. Dishwasher. Will. Die.
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I HATE IT!
Yesterday, or early this morning, my sweet, cute, adorable, "innocent-looking" baby James climbed into the Dishwasher. (I will, from this point forward, capitalize "Dishwasher.")
Let me reenact the scene for you….
Enter James.
It is 4:30 am and James somehow climbs off the top of his bunk bed, over the gate that keeps him in his room, down the stairs and, somehow, he silently, passes right by me. He arrives in the kitchen, manages to open the silvery Dishwasher, climbs into it and closes the door part-way.
Enter Me.
I scream very loudly, clap my hands, stop my feet, run around in circles, scream again and whip out my wand. I levitate James out of that Thing. I intend to put an end to 'Vicky" right now.
I scream, "Obliviate!"And the Dishwasher blows up into a million tiny pieces. I smile a contented grin as I stare at the demise of my worst enemy. Not.
End Scene.
It turns out that Harry put a really annoying spell on the horrible machine that keeps spells from harming it. Grrrrr.
He didn't think of one thing, though. I can still use a non-magical thing… like a guitar. Operation Rim- Wired Glasses is a GO! Mawahahahahaha!!!!!!!
At lunch today, Hermione and I went to a music store. Did you know that they sell solid-steel guitars? Who would have "thunk" it?
Now, I just need the perfect opportunity. A time when Harry is at work and the little ones are safely out of the way… (my plotting mind whirls). I think Hermione might help me with it.
Maybe I'll invite her over soon.
Mawahahaha, Mawahahaha! MAWAHAHAH—
"Oh, Hi there, Harry."
Nox.
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