A/N:
Sorry this took me a little longer to get out then the others. I have
been busy, and my best friend was home for the weekend as well.
First off, if you haven't seen the movie 27
Dresses,
you should totally see it. It was great movie in mine and my friend's
opinions.
Next
I want to thank all my awesome reviewers. You guys are the best.
Third,
the little rap song in this…I sadly did write and it sucks. Let's
just pretend it is good and go with that. There is a tiny part in it
that is from the remix of "I'm In Love With A Stripper" by
T-Pain. I don't own that part, so don't sue…unless you figured
out my secret that I am Twista and can make you an overnight
celebrity….haha. Just kidding, I found it funny at least.
Now
enjoy!
Chapter 8
"That was sure and interesting dinner." Jude stated as she and Speed laid on the couch.
"I can't believe him. He is engaged to a girl who is young enough to be his daughter!" Speed said madly.
"I know." Jude replied as she ran her hands through Speed's hair.
"Seriously, like six months ago he was dating some lady who was halfway decent and now he shows up engaged with that…that….girl. Then he didn't want Lynli and tried to push her off on me. Does he not realize how much Lynli wants to be with him?" Speed asked getting madder.
"Speed, calm down." Jude stated.
"I can't. This dinner was a mistake. Up until last year I use to love those dinners, they were great. I looked forward to them because that was time I got with my dad. Then I started realizing things and recalling things from my past. I also noticed just how spiteful my parents are to each other and how they use me and Lynli, mostly her, to get back at each other. They never want us, but then play the concerned parent in public." Speed stated.
"They love you Speed and maybe you should forgive them some." Jude said not knowing what to say exactly.
"Forgive them? No Jude, do you realize the reason I went away was because they didn't want me? At first the custody fights were over me, and then my dad started to give up because he could get a better job without me. Then my mom got that horrid boyfriend Tim who didn't want kids so to keep him she was willing to sign over her rights. I got sent away because they were fighting so much over who had to take me. Do you know what it is like to be put into therapy and then have a counselor who tells you that you are not normal and labels you depressed? Oh, then he tells me it is normal to be depressed and as a seven year old would do, I asked if my friends were. He said no, they had mommies and daddies who loved them. So I start acting up seeking attention, and he tells me I am a bad kid and I get labeled a problem." Speed said trying not to shout.
"I didn't know that Speed. I am sorry, that is awful of that guy though." Jude replied as she looked at Speed, who was clearly upset.
"No one knows, I don't tell people about that. I don't want pity. And yea, that guy was awful, I was his last client before he was fired, go figure. My childhood was horrible. The reason I was always in trouble was because when I got in trouble, people didn't see how bad my life was. My parents would have to come get me and then they focused on me and not fighting. It made things better in my mind as well. Then after a while, it turned into me being spiteful, probably around fourteen. I was causing them inconvenience having to constantly come to school for meetings. Then, when I decided to behave they didn't notice. They weren't proud of me when SME landed the contract of your band. I just want them to be proud of me and care." Speed said as he started rubbing his temples.
"Speed, they love you and they care about you. They just don't show it. Your mom worries about you, like when she called that one morning because you weren't home. You may have thought it was just because of having to pay the babysitter, but she had to care some. Tonight, with your dad, though you two seemed to be fighting, you could tell he loves you and cares. They just don't know how to show it, if they truly didn't care or love you, you would still be with your aunt and uncle." Jude said as she put a hand on his cheek and looked him in the eyes.
"Maybe, but I just feel bad for Lynli and the way things are. She has got a rough future ahead of her." Speed stated.
"I know, but you are there for her. Think of how it would have been if you didn't watch out for her like you do." Jude said.
"I know, can we please stop talking about this?" Speed asked.
"Of course we can." Jude replied with a smile. Speed had finally opened up to her and let her see the realhim and let her understand him more. At that moment, she was extremely happy.
Speed looked down at Jude who had a small smile on her face. He bent down and gave her a simple kiss that quickly grew into a lot more.
"Let's go to my room." Jude said a little while later as she led Speed upstairs.
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Speed woke up the next morning not wanting to wake up. He opened one eye and saw a glimpse of blonde hair beside him. Great, Lynli snuck in here again. I need to lock my door, well get a new lock, I can't have a four-year old constantly staying in my bed. Who knows what I could say in my sleep. Speed thought as he covered his head with the pillow to block out the sun.
He reached over to what he thought would be his little sister's shoulder to wake her up. Once his hand was down on what should have been Lynli's shoulder, he quickly learned it wasn't. He started patting around on the object beside him and then froze. What, more like who, is beside me? Speed thought.
"Is groping me your way of saying good morning?" Jude asked as Speed's face became visible.
"Sorry?" Speed said confused as he looked around. He wasn't in his room, he was in Jude's. Jude was beside him; that explained the blonde hair. On the floor laid his clothes…wait clothes? He looked over to Jude who had a sheet pulled up and tucked under her arms. Then he noticed his hand's position and quickly pulled it off Jude's chest.
"Is something wrong?" Jude asked noticing Speed's odd expression.
"I don't think so, I just don't remember where I am or how I got here." Speed said as he sat up.
"I didn't think you had that many glasses of wine, but I guess I was wrong." Jude stated.
"I had this odd dream that involved me and you in bed….oh shit…that was real." Speed was saying, and then reality hit him. His dream was no dream.
Jude started laughing at Speed.
"Shut up." Speed said as he looked at the blonde who was having a laughing fit beside him.
"So you have dreams of me and you getting it on?" Jude asked.
"Shut up." Speed said again.
"It is ok Speed, it was just so funny." Jude replied as she tried to stop laughing.
Speed looked at Jude and couldn't help but let out a small laugh.
"So, I think last night was a lot better then our first time." Jude said after a few minutes.
"A whole lot better." Speed replied as he pulled Jude to him.
"Our first time was awful, there is no use denying it, it was just awful." Jude stated as she snuggled into Speed.
"I know, it was so awkward and bad and were we ever nervous? But I wouldn't change it strangely enough." Speed stated thinking back to a year ago when he and Jude had ended up in his bed after a party.
"I know, it was awful, but in a good way." Jude said with a smile.
"I still remember waking up that morning with you in my bed wearing my shirt. Then once we were both awake, Lynli came in and jumped in bed." Speed said.
"I know, I was so glad you were covered and I had that shirt." Jude stated.
"Me too, I really need a new lock on my door. Then I made some excuse about you not wanting to go home in the snow and then your shirt was not allowed to be worn to bed." Speed said laughing.
"That was funny, but it was cute too. She was having a major crisis, what picture to color, and wanted your expert opinion." Jude said laughing.
"You see what I have to go through. Then she left the door opening causing a problem of not being able to get out of bed." Speed replied.
"Then your mom walked by and looked in and said I hope you used protection and shut the door." Jude stated.
"Let's never tell anyone about our first time." Speed said after a minute.
"Aww, would it hurt your rep as a rockstar?" Jude asked pretending to be concerned.
"No, it would hurt my ego." Speed stated.
"Well, it can remain our little secret." Jude said as she kissed Speed.
"Good, are you up for a shower?" Speed asked.
"Only with you." Jude said as she climbed out of bed with her sheet.
"Hey, come here." Speed said as he chased Jude around the room, and then picked her up.
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Stuart Harrison arrived home four hours early from his business trip. He had found out the night before, but wanted to surprise his youngest daughter Jude and take her to breakfast. Stuart walked in the house and heard nothing; then he heard giggles from upstairs and Jude yelling. He walked over to the window and looked out to see Speed's car. Hm, bet she had another band night since I was gone. Sometimes I worry that her best friends are teenage boys, but then again, they would never touch her Stuart thought.
"SPEED!" Stuart heard Jude yell at the top of her lungs several times
Better go break it up. I hope they didn't hang her on the door again. I am still not sure how they did it the last time, but still. Stuart thought as he walked up the steps.
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"SPEED!" Jude shouted as she and Speed laid on her floor as he tickled her for making a comment about his guitar playing skills.
"I am not stopping." Speed said as he continued to tickle Jude.
"SPEED! I bet I can make you!" Jude shouted as she continued to try and get away from him.
"How?" Speed asked his a mischievous smile.
"Like this!" Jude said as she saw her chance to press her lips to Speed, and as she suspected, he stopped.
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"Oh my god, what is this?" Stuart Harrison shouted as he stood in the doorway to his daughter's room
"Dad! It isn't want it looks like!" Jude shouted as she pushed Speed off of her.
"So I am not seeing you lying on the floor wrapped in a sheet with Speed beside you hiding under the same sheet?" Stuart yelled.
"Ok, so maybe it is what it looks like." Jude said as she looked over at Speed who was peaking over the sheet he was holding up.
"I can't deal with this right now but we are talking later when you are fully dressed." Stuart said angry as he turned around and left.
"I am dead." Jude whispered once her dad was gone.
"Still want to take a shower?" Speed asked as Jude rolled her eyes.
"Was he your first?" Stuart asked walking back in mad right as Speed was about to get up.
"Yes." Jude squeaked, her dad looked even madder as he entered the room.
"We are talking later." Stuart yelled as he stormed out of the room. Jude could have sworn he looked an itsy, bitsy bit relieved at her answer though he was still irate.
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"Ok, so I am pretty sure that Jude and Speed are an item." Kyle stated as he and Wally sat around watching TV at Kyle's house Sunday morning.
"I am too, we only caught them making out and on dates." Wally stated in a "duh" tone.
"We just need to catch them in the act or get them to admit it." Kyle said.
"We don't know if they are having sex." Wally said.
"I meant in a date or kissing, no more playing James Bond and having Patsy pull us out of bushes." Kyle clarified.
"Oh ok…how though?" Wally asked.
"I thought about this last night. We are going to start pressuring Speed into dating and make random set ups." Kyle said.
"But he won't go out with anyone." Wally replied.
"Right, he will call the girl and cancel. All those girls will be Monica, she is a pro at the disguising her voice thing and give her a new name each week. We just have to have him use our phones to do it." Kyle explained.
"Have you been talking to Monica?" Wally asked.
"Possibly, now here is the other part. We are going to want to do a lot of band stuff, stuff that requires us to partner up. We are always going to make them be together. At one point, they are bond to forget theirsecret and do something, or maybe tell us." Kyle told Wally.
"Let's get this plan into action." Wally said with a smirk.
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"So dude, how was dinner with the dad?" Kyle asked as SME walked down the halls early Monday morning.
"Dinner with dad was dinner with dad. I was thinking, we haven't pulled a prank in a while. You guys up to stirring up some trouble?" Speed asked quickly changing the subject.
"Sure." Wally and Kyle agreed.
"Cool, we can plan it in Borland's class, we never listen in there. I need to talk to Red before homeroom." Speed said and then ran off to find Jude.
"Dinner must have been bad." Kyle whispered to Wally.
"I was thinking the same thing." Wally stated.
"Oh well, we need some excitement." Kyle stated as he and Wally headed to class.
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"Someone is all smiles today." Kyle said as Jude walked into homeroom and sat beside him, which was behind Wally and Speed.
"I just had a good weekend." Jude said with a big grin as she shot Speed a smile.
"That looks like a smile of someone who got lucky." Wally stated.
"So, who was he?" Kyle asked as he leaned up to Jude.
"No one, can't a girl just be happy?" Jude asked as she avoided looking at Speed.
"She could, but it is Monday and you are our best friend, we know you." Wally pointed out.
"I just had a good weekend guys." Jude restated.
"Did you finally learn the art of pleasuring yourself Jude?" Wally asked after a minute.
"WALLY!" Speed shouted at him.
"What? The girl has a face of someone who had amazing sex or can pleasure herself extremely well. So Jude, want to clarify anything?" Wally replied.
"Yea Jude." Kyle said in agreement to Wally.
"You two are perverts and I am just going to go ahead and add Speed into this before he opens his mouth. You guys are perverts." Jude said as she turned around.
Kyle and Wally just rolled their eyes and decided to finish homework. Speed looked over at Jude who gave him a wink before she opened her notebook.
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"Where is Speed?" Kyle and Wally asked Jude as they stood in the lobby of G-Major on Wednesday.
"He is on his way." Jude replied.
"He said he has some surprise for us, I want to know what it is." Wally stated.
"Oh, you will be surprised." Jude said as she thought of Speed showing up with Anna.
After five minutes of waiting, Jude went to get something to drink. When she came back there was still no Speed.
"Damn, look at that blonde bombshell that just walked in." Kyle said.
"She is hot." Wally added.
"Please." Jude replied. That was Anna.
"I am going to go work my charm on her. Later." Kyle said walking off.
"Want to know a secret?" Jude asked Wally.
"Sure." Wally stated.
"That is Speed's soon to be step-mom." Jude said with a smirk.
"Say what?" Wally replied thinking he misheard Jude.
"Wow, you sound like Speed when he found out." Jude said laughing.
"How do you know?" Wally asked curiously.
"I went to dinner with him, Lynli, and his dad. I had called to ask him a question and Lynli begged me to come and Speed let me since Lynli threw a fit when he originally said no." Jude said quickly. She had made a big mistake.
"Oh." Wally replied not buying it.
"Let's watch Kyle crash and burn." Jude stated.
"Hey there." Kyle said walking up to Anna.
"Hi." Anna replied with a smile.
"I am Kyle, and just who might you be?" Kyle asked.
"I am Anna. Nice to meet you." Anna replied as she shook Kyle's hand.
"So, has anyone ever told you that you might be the most gorgeous girl in Canada?" Kyle asked.
"Aw, thanks sweetie." Anna replied.
"How old are you, seventeen? Eighteen?" Kyle asked.
"I am twenty-two." Anna replied with a little giggle.
"Four years older then me, workable." Kyle said with a nod.
"You are cute." Anna stated as she laughed at Kyle.
"So, what brings you to G-Major?" Kyle asked.
"I wanted to see a real studio, this is like so cool." Anna replied as she looked around.
"Well, I am a drummer here, I can give you the grand tour if you like." Kyle offered.
"That is ok, my stepson if going to show me around. This will be some great bonding time." Anna said with a smile.
"Stepson, are you married?" Kyle asked.
"Not yet, but I will hang out with you until he shows." Anna said.
"Cool." Kyle said. I still stand a chance with her. Kyle thought.
Kyle and Anna walked around with Jude and Wally watching from a distance and laughing.
"There is my stepson." Anna said when she spotted Speed.
"Where?" Kyle asked, all he saw was Speed.
"Vinnie, honey, over here!" Anna yelled as Speed slowly walked over.
"Hey Anna, hey Kyle." Speed said once he approached.
"Your friend was giving me a grand tour, this is so cool." Anna said as she gave Vinnie a hug.
"Kyle, are you ok?" Speed asked as he looked at a shocked Kyle.
"She…she…she is your…your…your step mom?" Kyle mumbled.
"Soon to be." Speed said not sounding to thrilled.
"Now come on Vinnie, let's explore more." Anna said linking her arm with Speed.
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"Who is the hot blonde with Speed?" Tommy asked Jude and Wally.
"His step mom, well soon to be step mom." Jude said.
"Wait, I think I am hearing things, did you say step mom?" Tommy asked.
"You got it." Wally confirmed.
"Ok then." Tommy said walking off not knowing exactly how to react to that.
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"Oh my god, I want to strangle her!" Speed shouted once he, Kyle, Wally, and Jude got in the recording booth.
"At least Kwest is keeping her busy at the moment." Jude stated.
"If I hear one more Oh my god Vinnie, darling, this is like so cool I will kill myself." Speed said.
"Speed, I don't think you are in shape to record at the moment." Tommy said through the microphone.
"No shit Sherlock!" Speed replied back.
"Why don't you write a song to take your anger out?" Tommy suggested.
"How about a rap called Speed's Got A Hot New Mom?" Kyle suggested.
"Give it a go." Tommy stated.
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"I went to the club with a dad and sis
Nothing much, something I could miss
Everything was going smooth
Then this busty blonde made a move.
I thought she was there to take the order
But no you see
She said hello son to me." Speed rapped into the microphone.
"I lost it
I looked her over once
No twice, and then my date has the nerve to smack me a bunch
This girl had whore written all over her
And then she spoke, err." Speed continued.
"Dad hit me with surprise
No one knew what to say other than, guys," Speed sang.
"She may be a bimbo but Speed's got a hot new mom" Kyle and Wally sang.
"So you may all be wondering how my dad brought her in
I want to know as well then
My homie Kyle filled me in" Speed sang.
"Yo, Speed's dad reeled in this chick that I want to bang
She has easy written all over her, dang
Now let's slow it down
To what ES sang to take her to town." Kyle sang.
"She
freakin' she lickin' she rubbin'
Then she pulled my dick out and
start suckin'
All because I be the Twista." Wally sang
emphasizing Twista.
Only he would think to use the remix of I'm
In Love With A Stripper.
"Dad hit me with a surprise
No one knew what to say other than, guys," Speed sang.
She may be a bimbo but Speed's got a hot new mom" Kyle and Wally sang.
"Now here I stand
Eighteen with a mom old enough to be my sister
What can a guy do other than sing to dis her" Speed sang.
"Dad hit me with a surprise
No one knew what to say other than, guys" Speed sang
"She may be a bimbo but Speed's got a hot new mom" SME sang together.
"One more time" Speed sang.
"She may be a bimbo but Speed's got a hot new mom" Kyle and Wall sang and then froze. There stood Anna and no one knew how long she had been there.
"I am dead." Speed whispered to Kyle and Wally as Jude and Tommy sat at the control panel trying not to laugh. as they typed out their reviews ;)
