Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… sadly
Pairing: NejiTen
Chapter 1: The start of Helter-skelter
My life had been average, ordinary or even boring, some would say, but everything changed…
It started with a Kiss
Everything went quiet and still not even a sound of breathing can be heard. The fan girls and boys stopped screeching, the students stopped pushing, the media stopped blabbering and even the birds stopped chirping.
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Then all hell broke loose
Tenten hastily got up. "Oops…"
The crowd has gone more ballistic if that's possible, most of them (the fan girls and boys) were crying and saying something like "that was his first kiss!"(Mine too!!- Tenten thought irritated) "It should have been me…" one wailed. Others began talking shit about Tenten, and well, the bodyguards can't even react since there's still a 'crowd-gone-crazy-because-of-a-Kiss' to fight.
The media didn't lose any second clicking on their cameras and some reporting about this mysterious girl; coming out of nowhere and kissed "The Royal Prince".
As for the Royal Prince, He calmly stood up not a trace of shock on his face. He dusted his million dollar school uniform, crossed his arms and coolly looked at the distressed bun-haired girl. Who was now currently…
'Oh no! Now really are the heavens against me?!' her inner mind crying buckets. She felt an analyzing gaze and it's from the … prince?!
"What to do... What to do?"
Every second that the Royal Prince scrutinized her she became more and more nervous. Gathering her thoughts, she formulated a plan, a plan to escape and secure her bright future.
Scene/Plan A: say sorry and hope that I'll be forgiven
"Ahehehe… Gomen I didn't see you there." She'll apologize she looked at the prince:. No reaction…
"Please forgive me." bowing down to her knees.
The media will broadcast it all over the world and the fans will stop grieving. But one fan who wasn't convince at all would come running, carrying a… a... katana?! "What the-" Now's the perfect chance her guard's down and then he will cut her hea-
"What kind of scene is that? It's supposed to be a happy ending not a murder you dimwit!" she cursed her mind.
"Sorry." her mind squeaked.
"Erase, erase."
Plan/Scene B: Point randomly at someone and say it's his fault.
"You! You're the one who did this! If you didn't push me!" she screamed and point randomly at someone.
That someone will show up… but... but…It's a goon!, With big muscles and big bones. She'll (yes folks it's a she!) crushed Tenten's hand while laughing maniacally. "How dare you accuse me!" she'll say in a gruff voice. Then came her feet, next on line is her neck...
Crack! Sounds of bones crushed will not be heard by the crowd since we'll they're chanting as well as rejoicing.
"Kill her! Kill! Kill the prince's-first-kiss-thief!" and some'll "Go! Go! The witch kiss-napper no more!" and some "Tsk tsk tsk… poor girl they-" "Wha-" she said in her mind surprised someone still cared for her, she's ready to cry buckets and hug the lovable fella who said that. "Should just toss her in the fire or cut her head. Stealing the prince's kiss is unforgivable!" she/he continued. And the crazy goon will continue crashing Tenten's bones.
"This wasn't supposed to happen!"
"WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU NUTS! THIS IS ALSO CALLED MURDER!!YOU BIG BIG BIG BABOON!! I SAID IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPY ENDING!!!NOT ME DYING THE MOST BRUTAL WAY!!" She screamed at her inner mind who took the form of chibi Tenten. Chibi Tenten cowered at her devil self. "Sorry" she squeaked.
"Grr.. if there's brain for sale, I'll really get one even if it's second hand! All right go to scene C."
"H-Hai," chibi Tenten said nervously while giving her a salute.
Scene/Plan C: No need to describe
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RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
And the media will chase her along with the angry fans and those who want to get Tenten's head.
"That's it?" Tenten asked her trembling inner mind.
"H-hai.."
"I see, you're not a creative one." She said to herself. Now all she got to do is choose.
Scene 1 and 2 are out of question, even that was created by her so called imaginative mind, (she glared darkly at her inner mind who trembled violently) (poor inner mind..tsk..tsk..tsk..) It might come true, she don't want to leave in a bloody mess and worse could probably resort to her death
"Oh jolly! The fans would LOVE that" she muttered no herself sarcastically. So anyways she doesn't want to die at her age she still has hopes and dreams to fulfill.
And well you guessed it she chose scene no. 3
The royal prince slightly narrowed his eyes at this determined panda lady.
Tenten didn't even glanced back to him; she quickly glanced from left to right to find a way, an exit.
"There!" she found one. She wasted no time and her body quickly moved according to her plan. She skillfully strode over to the small exit. "Good thing I practice Taekwondo and Kendo." She said to herself. The people, so busy trying to get to the prince, didn't notice our little heroine escape.
"Hn" the royal prince looked amused at this lady. His pearl-like eyes slowly watched how she was able to stuff herself in that small opening. "To be able to escape, not bad." He smirked to himself.
"I'm free again! The taste of freedom!" she cried to herself. She finally got out of that hellhole. "Gai-sensei's training weren't useless at all!" she thanked the said mentor in her mind for the thousandth time.
Well you see, Maito Gai's training were the ones you can find um… Awkward. Some of which includes running around Konoha High upside down (he tried to make Tenten do it once and well you guessed it, he ended later that night in a trash bin… luckily someone found him) and the recent training for his student, Tenten, 'To escape in a very very very small hole' where only a child would be able to fit in.
Did I mention he also have a miniature version of him, his most prized student, Rock Lee. He may lack the physical features but no one can beat his will power. She treated him like a little brother and he looks up to him like a friend would, a best friend would.
"Speaking of them, I need to see them now." She said to herself. Tiptoeing so that the mass of angered fans won't notice her, she slowly but surely went away.
She was quite confused that the prince didn't even reacted, heck even bothered to, but on the other side better stay that way than get her head cut off. 'Yes! A little more steps and I'll be out!' she thought in glee. She was torn between feeling lucky and unfortunate. Unfortunate since you know, about all this stuff and people might bother her from now on (her perfectly quiet life will be now shattered and destroyed thanks to this little scene), and lucky since she was able to get awa-
"She's escaping!!!" an enraged fan girl caught her and pointed a finger at her. The other ones mechanically and automatically looked at her at the same time, the fans, the media, the guards; glares on full force.
"Spoke too soon." She sighed and…
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RUN!!!
"CATCH THE WITCH!!!"
And so the game of cat and mouse began.
"Finally," a body guard muttered, beside the prince. He slumped a little, exhausted from all this hard work.
"Are you 'pant' okay 'pant' your 'pant' majesty?" he looked ready to lie on the floor any moment now. The prince looked at him but did not say anything. He started to walk towards his destination, the school. Now that the stupid and annoying people went to chase that girl there was no one else stopping him, a perfect opportunity.
"Your majesty 'pant' please wait for me," willing himself to continue, he quickly followed the quiet prince and motioned for the others to do the same.
Now you wonder why the so-called prince studies in this ordinary school?
Flashback
"That's the 12th one this week, that you scared, Neji." The loud voice of King Hiashi rang throughout the room. Some maids and guards lined up at the side of the lavishly decorated room, cringed and trembled. But the so-called prince didn't even twitch. More so, he looked bored than petrified.
"Neji, those are the highest advisors and educators, some of which are my own pick, why do you defy them so?" The king questioned his nephew.
"I don't like their teaching, I find them insufficient. Those lecturers in school must be more talented than those low-class bastards." He scoffed.
"Oh, so those educators in school will be more capable." One of his eyebrows rose up in amusement. "Now you gave me an idea Neji,"
And that's how he ended here. "Konoha High, huh? Let's see what you've got" he smirked to himself. In front of him magnificently stands a big white building.
"I've 'pant' lost them 'pant'" Tenten said to herself while doing her best to conceal herself in the small space. "Heh, they can't beat me with speed" she thought gleefully.
She knew the cost of this action and she also knew that she would pay dearly. She just hopes that those people will get on with their lives. Now how to conceal herself?
"Kaa-san and Tou-san must be worried seeing their precious daughter in the T.V." She thought gloomily. Smugness was replaced by anxiety. How would she face the people now and more so her family and the royal family. The Hyuugas. She's doomed forever.
"Tenten! Our youthful flower! What in Gai-Sensei's name are you doing in the boy's locker room!!!" A shiny bowl-haired guy wearing green spandex exclaimed as he saw their 'youthful flower' curled up on the small space between the lockers and the wall.
Tenten jumped in shocked and quickly put a hand in Lee's mouth. "Sh!! Keep quiet!!"
They heard voices outside, "I heard someone shout in here, she might be here!" someone said. "Are you dumb?! Can't you read? That's boy's locker room!" somebody countered. "All right… all right geez I'm just saying that she might be here," then sounds of steps were heard disappearing.
Tenten sighed in relief and putted her hand away from Lee's mouth.
"Ten-chan, can you explain this please" Lee said in the most silent voice he could muster.
After a few minutes…
"Yosh! Evil fans are coming after Ten-chan just because of that! Don't worry Ten-chan! I'll be right here and I'll protect you with my youthful life!" Lee shouted in determination and fire in his eyes. "Arigato, Lee" she smiled sincerely, at least someone's with her.
"I just don't know how to face them anymore." She suddenly said miserably. Lee looked at her with concern. "Lee its okay, you don't have to bother, you also have your own demons to face." Tenten quickly covered up as she noticed the sudden change of Lee's attitude. "Don't worry Ten-chan, They won't bother you!" he cheered "Trust me, after all you didn't want that to happen, fate did."
Yeah, Fate let it happen and screwed her life.
Guess what, she screwed it… hard.
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