It started with a Kiss
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, if I did. I'd let Naruto kick Sasuke's ass back to Konoha
Guess what happens when an ordinary somebody deals with paparazzi and crazy royalties?
High school life should be fun, ne?
After all this is the period of your life where you're supposed to find happiness and comfort from your friends, find true love, where you can now make your own decisions, defy fate, prioritize studies, believe in destiny, seek the truth, worry about the next color of your hair for your crush, quiver beneath terror teachers, freak classmates, annoying fan girls and boys (but only for those "famous" students), crazy friends, secret enemies, stalkers, fan clubs, hormone-raged teens and all that could result to chaos…
This should be an ordinary high school student life
Demo saa.. I've found a different version of a high school life: add a compromising situation, Instant enemies, paparazzi hot on my trail, biased rumors, ways on having me murdered(courtesy of those raging fans), insensitive teachers, emotionally-unstable and mentally challenged friends…
Don't forget to add to the mix:
An-out-of-my-peaceful-world- prince, who brought with him my greatest nightmare,
And an unexpected kiss from a surprising situation…
What do you get? Apocalypse… to be specific: the end of Amamiya Tenten's world.
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"Alright, I will assign you to these school services which should be finished this afterno—"Iruka-sensei, an honorable teacher of Konoha High, endlessly blabbed to the uninterested students… especially a bun-haired girl, Amamiya Tenten.
Tenten lazily slump her head on her designated desk, she let out a sigh. It was a miracle that she had lived with those life-endangering things along her path on her way to this blasted room.
She thought that they forgot, 'yeah right as if they could forget, the person who stole their "god's" kiss…' she snorted to herself. Fixing her gaze in front, she let out another sigh. The first day of school and they have a project?
A big sign that this year will definently be horrific, her last year in high school will be so memorable, the year of chaos. She can guarantee that.
And maybe she'll get used to these glares... yup; the bone-chilling glares that she has been receiving ever since she had stepped on this classroom.
"So I expect you all to do this faithfully alright?" Iruka suspiciously asked the students, who in turn seemed more interested noticing their teacher's gaze.
"Is this—" Iruka-sensei's interrogation was disturbed by the abrupt knock on the door. And out came, their very own principal: Tsunade. After politely excusing herself from disturbing the class, she motioned for Iruka to come. Tenten looked curiously. Tsunade is her idol, she looks up to her and she's her inspiration.
Normally she would have been jumping for joy seeing sight of her idol. She would have been planning all of things she can do to impress Tsunade-sama…
But today is entirely different she actually felt drained of all of her energy. And Lee has to add on it. Because she told Lee how embarrassing her day is, the bowl-haired man has become obsessed saying something about protecting her youth. What would have happened if her friends would have been there?
Speaking of them…
"Ouch!" Tenten felt something hit her head. Sure she expected the glares and murderous intent but deliberately hurting her? Even if she's an ordinary student that doesn't mean they can hurt her. They usually think twice, especially after the little incident that she made to protect Lee from those bullies.
She glared to the direction from which she calculated the hit was from.
And Ino was waving at her, smirking before pointing at the crumpled piece of paper at the floor.
Murderous intent was quickly replaced by confusion. She gingerly picked up the crumpled paper and carefully opened it.
You gotta tell us the juicy details of your wonderful morning this day! Ino's neat handwriting greeted her
Or else we'll tell the whole school that you've liked—Tenten's eyes widened. 'They wouldn't dare!!' Tenten frantically searched for a familiar pink and blond hair. Guess what? They grinned evilly at her. Tenten gulped, sweat forming on her forehead, she gave them an awkward smile while they in turn returned it with identical evil grins.
'Uh..oh'
"Ahem" Iruka sensei faked cough so that he can get the attention of the noisy class.
"Everyone there will be a new addition to our classroom from this day on." Iruka-sensei began. "However, he—" There were obvious gasps heard throughout the classroom. The girls quickly went to their 'la-la' lands dreaming and drooling.
'Typical' Tenten snorted. Just when they heard the words he… "Ahem… As I WAS saying HE is not like us, he's someone special and I request—" "Is he a monkey or something? I don't see the need to treat him speci—" the student stopped his babbling when he felt their 'kind' teacher's killing glare.
"As I was saying again before I got rudely INTERRUPTED (he gave the cowering student another bone-chilling glare) I request all of you to respect him as you would to our kings." 'Uh..oh..' Tenten felt Goosebumps, her heart skipped a bit. 'this means…bad..'
"Please welcome our very own prince, Prince Hyuuga Neji" Iruka-sensei announced jubilantly.
And oh boy did Hyuuga Neji get the welcoming of his life.
Shrieks and shouts and all forms of saying 'I LOVE YOU' and 'MARRY ME' (yep that included cuddling the prince, which in turn cannot be possibly done) were all heard throughout the classroom. 'And I thought that this morning was the worst!' Tenten thought while shutting her ears with her both hands.
"Neji-sama! If you'll marry me! I'd give you a hundred kids!!" her classmate, who sat beside her, shouted.
"Stop fantasizing!" Tenten screamed back annoyed and irritated her ear drum must probably in a tragic mess now, it still have not yet recovered from the internal damage that have been inflicted this morning.
"What?! You're jealous, bitch?! You've already stole my prince's kiss and you still want his child?!" the angry classmate retorted back.
"Moron!!! A guy and a guy can't have kids!! DIMWIT!!!" she screamed back. Her eyes glowing dangerously red, no one ever accuses her of being jealous… not even her cat.
"Oops… hehe… I've got…carried away…ehehe…forgot my gender" The guy shrank back in fear while scratching the back of his head sheepishly. He quickly scampered to a new seat.
"Alright!!!!!RED CARD!!! TIMEOUT!!!! EVERYBODY.BACK.ON.THEIR.SEATS!!!"
Iruka-sensei screamed at the top of his voice as if the Judgment Day itself is coming. Smokes practically coming out from his nose and ears.
Everybody quieted and stilled. They scurried back to their positions…trembling. Heck even Tenten. An angry Iruka-sensei is a no-no, he's even more terrifying than Tsunade-sama herself. Everyone shuddered as they recollected their first and hopefully last meeting with an angry Iruka-sensei.
"So your highness, I am pleased to welcome you and I hope that you will be comfortable, please tell me if you meet difficulties." Iruka-sensei offered smiling (so fast).
"And I hope everybody will cooperate…" the evil glint in his eyes returned (oops, spoke too soon).
The whole class gulped and muttered a barely audible 'hai'
"Now where should I put you…" he mumbled to himself but likewise Neji heard him.
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Neji sighed, the ruckus that the panda girl caused only granted him 5 minutes of freedom. And after that his life returned to normal, if you consider being ogled at normal.
And now it's happening all over again. Darting his eyes from left to right, He carefully scanned the faces of his supposed to be new 'classmates' and they returned it with either:
puppy gazes
seductive looks
eww… drools…
Honestly don't these people have lives? 'NO' their sickening gazes replied him. 'err… I didn't know they can read minds'.
"Now where do I put you?" the teacher muttered. I snorted, 'Don't ever put me with those "beep" or else…' he rolled his eyes and it landed to the one and only… dun dun dun dun…
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"Now where should I put you" Iruka-sensei's muttered.
I tried my hardest to look down and bow… but my buns! Gr.. It's so distinctive! If only I care about my hair more. I hope he doesn't remember whatever happened this morning. Please let him forget.
This will be the first time in my life, that I'll hope Gai-sensei to interrupt this class. I'd rather train than be noticed by... eek... he's looking here!
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Neji smirked inwardly. 'Ah… the panda lady'
Iruka-sensei roamed his eyes over all the pupils who suddenly got puppy eyes that roughly translate to: "Please place him beside me and I'll be good for the rest of this school year." Others give threat: "If you dare not sit him beside me, I'll rip you to shreds!"
But there is a distinct look.
Amamiya Tenten's eyes tell him: "Sensei I'll be the most obedient student ever lived if you will NOT place him beside me"
Interesting… and he said the 7 words that will start Tenten's HELL
"Alright, please sit beside Amamiya Tenten."
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"KAMI-SAMA!" Tenten groaned inwardly. Is that prince a stalker or what?! HE showed up in her 5 subjects. 5 bloody subjects!! And guess what? Guess what?
The teachers feel so good that they just have to place them next to each other. NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN 5 FREAKING SUBJECTS!!. Now there will be more rumors. She was lucky she got away from Ino and Sakura, which was really worth praising, but this prince, this stupid prince… gah…
If Kurenai-sensei dared to place him beside her again, she swears she would… she would bang herself on her desk.
"Saa te… where to put you?"
Then there were those pleads again and the puppy eyes except for a distressed bun-haired girl who looks like preparing herself to bang on her table.
'Perfect.' Kurenai thought with an evil glint in her eyes.
"Please sit beside Amamiya Tenten."
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BANG!
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Lunch time… maybe I'll be able to gain my peace now… I sighed tiredly as I leaned in one of my favorite trees. "Tenten! Our dear friend!" Ino Yamanaka greeted in her sugary sweet voice. 'Or maybe not…' I sighed again.
"Gomen, Ino-chan I'm really tired today, I need to relax and a few time to think (how to escape those who are after her blood)" I tried to reason out but I already knew the response; "what Ino wants Ino gets" and she was quite ready to hear complains and such as this one:
"It's alright Ten-chan! Rest all you want! Actually, Sakura and I have something more important to do, Just call us if you need us." Ino said smiling sweetly before walking or more like hopping happily away.
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wha-? Is that the modernized form of complain?
My eyes widened double the size of a saucepan. The day Ino surrenders something intentionally, will be the day when they hear Chouji hating potato chips
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"So, you're that slut that everybody was talking of?"
"Huh?" I looked up from where I was peacefully seating and eating my favorite snack, dumplings.
I saw a girl with a very red hair, red tank top and red skirt, a good 3 inches above the knees. I sighed, a bitch again? I got tired from the countless number of those kind that I have encountered this morning.
The anonymous bitch gritted her teeth. "I didn't know someone like you, who have no elegance, can touch and heck even contaminate our beautiful, godly, awesome and magnificent prince?!" The girl cried as if memorizing a poem, (complete with the hand gestures) I swear I can see Shakespeare in her.
"Ano saa…" I sighed again tiredly, standing up and leaning on the tree and crossing my arms across my chest. "Do you know? You've been the 299th bitch that said that to me, and I'm kinda tired so will you just please…shoo away?" I said flicking my wrist in the manner of 'shooing her off'
"Why you bitch!" the girl got the guts to push me… push me? Who in the right mind will do that! And anyway as what physics tell I stumbled backwards. I glared at her, she glared at me and so it began…
I punched her in the face and she slipped backwards I quickly grabbed a fistful of her hair. Ha! See the fruit of my labors in our Kendo Club!
CATFIGHT!!!!!
Urg! Who shouted that?! I'm reeeaaaaaallllllyyy busy pounding this slut's head!! She screamed in pain as she tried to scratch my face. Keyword: Tried.
"What's going on here?!" a loud booming voice made me stop from beating this girl to a bloody pulp, a voice I knew too well. My hands limbed and I gulped…Tsunade-sensei….
"Amamiya? What are you doing on top of Tsukiyo?"
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And here she was Amamiya Tenten for the second time of her life in the Guidance Office. And together with the bitch. She gave the anonymous girl a sideward glance. She have both of her eyes blackened, a bruise on the left and right cheek, fresh blood trails on her lips and scratch and cuts all over her arm. If she was somebody else, who didn't disrupt Tenten, Tenten might actually feel pity for her but no, she felt a little guilty but no room for pity. After all she started first.
"And now for punishments" Shizune, Tsunade-sensei's assistant said glancing at both of us. "Tenten( I inhaled sharply) you are to receive detention in the detention room up to 6 after you're dismissal." She said reading over some notes. I stared back, the lightest punishment ever gave from my violent actions. (at least I admit my mistakes) "And you, Yuri, you will be suspended for a week." I smirked, she gaped and Shizune glared. "Dismissed."
"This won't be the end you bitch!"
"Yeah right! Bye!"
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"We have to use this room for now since the detention room is under construction." Asuma-sensei said bored gesturing to the old storage room. "Enjoy yourselves."
Tenten snorted, 'Enjoy ourselves? What is this paradise in hell?' she mocked in a low voice.
"Hn."
Tenten jumped, someone or something breathed in her neck and she saw….
"Ah, our newest rookie and celebrity, Hyuuga-sama, It's a pleasure to have you join us." Asuma-sensei bowed (aloofly).
Tenten whipped her head to the direction of the almighty stupid prince.
'MUST HE APPEAR EVERYWHERE I AM!! I'M SO TIRED OF THIS!! THOSE BLASTED FAN GIRLS PRINCE THIS AND PRINCE THAT!!!! AND NOW!!! I WAS EVEN PLANNING ON ENJOYING THIS "BEEP" DETENTION!!!!' Tenten screamed in her mind, scrunching her hair in frenzy and glaring daggers at the prince who made himself comfortable in the corner. She was tempted to raise the finger to him, but at least she just didn't do it.
The so-called Prince looked up directly to her…she quickly whipped away, halo forming on top of her head and hands clapped together. She found a spot a good distance away from the prince.
"Tch! Couldn't this detention room be more interesting?" a bored voice came from the door. Tenten looked at the direction and oh-my we've got a crowd in this small storage room.
"Tch, Aren't we so crowded today" Asuma-sensei muttered out Tenten's thoughts before adding 'damn trouble-makers growing each day'
"Irashaimasen, so nice of you to join us here." Asuma-sensei mock bowed.
"Ara! Tenten!" Tenten looked curiously at the voice who came out from behind Sasuke and it's… Ino!
"Woman, get your hands off me…" the Uchiha tiredly said yanking off Ino's arms.
"Are-- I thought you like my arms all over you" Ino coaxed in a super sugary voice leaning dangerously close to the I'm-freaked-out-but-I'm-too-proud-to-show-it boy.
And in just a blink of the eye, Ino was hauled away by none other than Haruno, Sakura. "Yeah right Ino-pig! Can't you decipher what the meanings of his actions are? It says GET-THE-HELL-AWAY-FROM-ME!!" She screamed in Ino's ears.
"ARA!!! I thought it said come closer, forehead-girl" Ino winked mischievously at Sasuke (who in turn shuddered)
"Gr…. Why you!"
"Stop it, will you guys? The poor boy is freaking out… anyway what are you all doing here?" she said gesturing to the four.
She pointed at Ino
"Catfight" Ino replied studying her nails.
She pointed at Sakura.
"Broke a microscope" Sakura replied sheepishly.
She pointed at the pineapple headed guy.
"Eh? Are we supposed to answer you?"
"Of course" she replied her point not wavering.
"Mendokuse, Slept in while having an exam" he said scratching his head while muttering 'troublesome women 'all over again
And the last but not the least she pointed at Sasuke. Her point faltered a bit at the "Ice-Block" but as they say curiosity kills the cat.
"Hn. Knocked out a student" He replied shrugging.
"Me!Me! aren't you going to ask me?" A boy with blond spiky hair raised his hand with enthusiasm.
"Oh.."
"I stole kakashi-sensei's perveted book and Iruka-sensei's ramen noodles since I've not yet seen a brand like those and I want to taste one so you know I got interested because ramen is my most favorite thing in the world!!!(they twitched, I mean all of them including the stupid prince a.k.a ice block no.1 and Sasuke ice block no.2) Ramen makes my day! I can't live without ramen,(they twitched the second time)but of course without oxygen too and water but I'd die without ramen!!(they twitched the third time, smoke coming out from their ears) Ramen is like the most wonderful thing ever created by mankind especially the ones made by jii-chan in Ichiraku ramen—"
"SHUT UP!!" They all hollered and glared except ice block nos. 1 and 2.
"What about you Tenten-chan?" Sakura asked the bun-haired girl.
"Ehehe… Catfight" She said sheepishly.
"Ahem" Asuma-sensei coughed. "Since were crowded I'll be volunteering to go and wait outside. Feel at home…" he trailed off before scurrying outside.
"Troublesome, just saying an excuse to escape..." The pineapple haired guy said cushioning his head with both of his arms.
"Saa te… What should we do now?"
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"ARGH!! I can't take this anymore!!" Ino exclaimed scrunching her hair in frustration. She quickly got up and paced back and forth, forming a deep hole in her path.
"Let us out!!" She screamed punching the door.
"Quiet woman, troublesome." The pineapple-haired guy said yawning. Ino took 2 strides and voila she is now face to face with the jerk. Her cheeks are heated up not because of embarrassment but anger. Smoke practically coming out from her ears.
"Quiet?! Quiet?! How can you even say that! For all we know our detention time is over!! We don't even know what time is it!!" Ino screamed in the guy's ears. In turn the guy covered it.
"Troublesome, It's quarter to six now and you're wasting your voice shouting, no one can hear us. That troublesome teacher escaped." The guy said shifting to a new position.
Ino stood there dumbfounded. 'Quarter to six??' 'Oh no… I'll miss my favorite teledrama!!!' she took 2 strides back and banged on the door.
"Let me out!!! I'll miss my favorite show!!! "beep" Let me out!!!" she continued to bang the door.
Meanwhile…
Sakura doesn't mind Ino shouting since she's used to it, the case is the same with Tenten too, and who in turn is sleeping. But once in a while she can't help feel irritated, especially now. She should have known sooner, Ino shutting up for almost two hours is like a miracle. Guess they must have seen this coming, after all Ino is a really impatient girl.
Sure it's really nice to be locked up in a room with her prince (a.k.a. ice block no.2) demo…
Not with this crowd. Instead of a romantic setting this looks like…sigh. She squinted and looked from left to right. All of them looked troubled with Ino's voice.
She got up and walked over to Ino. "Stop it pig, shouting doesn't help. It only damages our ears."
"Then how do you suppose we can get out of this?!" Ino glared at Sakura. Sakura sighed 'Don't want to leave bad impressions, gotta get my temper checked.'
She shifted a bit and demonstrated her words, placing a hand on the door knob and turning it clockwise.
"Banging doesn't help, Look even you try to open this door with the doorknob it won't op—"
Their eyes widened the size of a plate.
And oh the light! The joy! Afternoon light tinted with orange quickly filled the room. Ino's eyes watered. 'I can still catch my favorite show!! Wait for me!!" she said already hopping out. Thoughts only filled of her favorite show.
"Are… That's it?" Sakura said, looking dumbfounded at the opened door with Ino outside dancing in Joy.
"Troublesome, that teacher might've left this open in his hurry." The pineapple guy said as he passed by Sakura scratching his hair.
"…" Sasuke said as he passed by.
The four of them walked away, eager to get out from the place.
"Ra…me…n.." Naruto said as he passed by until the doorknob caught his attention.
'Does this doorknob ever lock? Maybe it doesn't? Is that teacher a certified idiot to forget to lock?' he said clicking the lock button. Nothing happened.
"Anyway, RA….ME….N" He said while doing the zombie walk. It's true without ramen he won't have energy. And without energy he crashed with the door. And the door closed and the lock activated and…
"Are—" Naruto looked up confused. He stared at it.
"My ramen…" He said wobbling away.
Outside the school.
"It seems as if we forgot something… or someone…." Sakura said eyebrows furrowed in confusion.
The two of them went in deep thinking.
"AH! Tenten!" Ino and Sakura exclaimed.
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"My ramen."
Tenten woke up from that scary voice. 'Is that a dream?'
'Anyway it's about time they go out. Gotta tell Ino and Sakura.' She squinted trying to find her friends. She looked from left to right and her eyes lands on a certain prince. The dumb prince stared back at her.
Uh..oh… there's no Ino, no Sakura, no pineapple guy, no ice block and even no loudmouth.
DOOM.
Tenten tensed up. She doesn't know why but with this guy she felt intimidated. Maybe because of the fact that they are just a meter away?
"TENTEN!!" she heard her friends shouted from outside. Her hope it its still there! Oh my god! They are my angels!!
"I'm here!" She said standing up dizzily and on the corner of her eyes the dumb prince stood up too.
She stepped a foot but guess what, her foot slipped (stupid foot) and she tilted backwards. 'oh no!' she closed her eyes and she grabbed something to hold on to. BANG!
But it didn't prevent her from her fall instead she felt something is towering her.
Light flooded the whole room and in came two silhouettes. Their eyes widened, their jaws dropped.
"OMG!! Tenten! What is the meaning of this?" Ino and Sakura exclaimed.
"Itai…What is the meaning of this?? Can't you see that I lie flat on the ground cause a stupid thing (her foot, people) slipped me and—" she opened her eyes and milky eyes stared back at her.
Déjà vu. Something that happened this morning clicked in her mind.
'NOO!!!!' She screamed in her mind.
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Thus starts another stage in Tenten's doom.
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ARE and ARA are expressions in Japanese…
At last I found a free time to write!! It has been a very busy week for me(I actually started this a week ago… or was that two weeks ago?)(wai…this chapter's to long…T.T)Gomen for all the timeskips…
THANK YOU!! To all those who reviewed Daisuki!!! The reviews are the only thing that kept me going Please review T.T
I'd really love to hear comments.
The pairings will be SasuSaku, NaruHina ShikaIno(gomen to ShikaTem fans) And of course my favorite NejiTen… But I'll just focus on NejiTen I don't know how to write the other pairings… especially SasuSaku (I haven't read a single bloody fic that only contains this pair…um.. I guess not interested)
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