Title: One Shots
Second: Not Again.
Couple: GaaraxNaruto
Setting: Naruto setting
A/N: I'm updating every story this week and adding a note for all to read. Since I have been working a lot and haven't had time to keep up with how I'd like to update I've come up with a plan, it is as follows:
Wilting petals will be updated on Mondays.
A Normal High will be updated on Tuesdays.
One Shots will be updated on Wednesdays.
To Protect will be updated on Thursdays.
In My Own Arms will be updated on Fridays.
Saturday and Sunday I will update whatever I want. Also I may update with more then one chapter or a few stories on days that I can. I'm usually off on Mon + Tue so I hope to get more chapters out then, but I have been busy so I'm sorry and hope you understand. The only reason Dance was done so quick is because I had a week off to write it. Also I'm taking down a few of my older stories I haven't updated in forever and will add them once more when I get more ideas for them. Hope you all understand and now back to the story at hand.
Naruto walked up to the pink haired girl named Sakura, he smiled brightly bringing his hand that was laced with the redheads up for her to see. "I started a new diary and this time I have a few new reasons."
"Oh no, not again!" Sakura groaned, why her? Why did she have to be surrounded by such freaks, this happened atleast once a month and it drove her crazy. Why did he have to speak with song lyrics? Why did he have to find her! Sakura took the few seconds that Naruto was watching Gaara as her chance to run for it.
Gaara watched her run for it, damn she was fast when she wanted to be! "Looks like its just you an me diary." Naruto smiled and they continued on their way, they spotted Kakashi and gaara tightened his fingers around Naruto's.
"You can't quit until you try." The two walked over to the white haired ninja. "Naruto, Gaara, I see you two finaly hooked up, he didn't even look up from his porno book as the walked over.
"And see that life is beautiful." Naruto nodded, smiling brightly.
"Really." Kakashi sighed
"I know a few things that you don't know." Naruto laughed as he pulled out the next book in the series Kakashi was reading. This got his attention.
"Naruto, where did you get that! You said it wouldn't be out for two years!" Kakashi was drooling at the item in Narutos possession, and not the redhead but the red covered book.
"You can't learn to tell the truth, until you learn to lie." Naruto laughed.
"You lied to me?!" Kakashi looked heartbroken.
"Just open your eyes." Gaara's monotoned voice called and Kakashi groaned.
"Not you too..." The copy nin could feel a headache coming on.
"It's only a day." Gaara shrugged and his blond ran off, dragging the sand ninja with him.
They reached a small ice cream shop and walked in, finding a group of Narutos friends. Neji, kiba and Shino were all enjoying their treats. Gaara pointed to a strawberry ice cream cone, while Naruto pointed to the fully loaded chocolate sunday, they paid and sat next to their friends who greeted them. Naruto took a spoon full of his loaded sunday and shoved it to Gaara. "but when you taste excess everything else taste blan." He pouted as Gaara refused to eat it, Gaara sighed and took the bite.
Gaara wasn't one for too much sweets, but damn it was good! "My own demise." He smirked lifting up an extra spoon and forgetting his own ice cream as he helped Naruto eat his.
Neji groaned hitting his head on the table. Kiba smirked. "It's not the first time."
Naruto blinked, was Kiba joining in too! Yes score!
"It's not derailing." Shino added looking out the window.
"Not you two!" Neji hissed and Naruto smiled.
He laughed, "Your falling down one's destiny." Neji was always going on about destiny so he threw that in his face.
"Laughing at ourselves." Shino nodded as he took a bite of his own treat.
"Im proud of this guy." Naruto would have jumped the table to hug Shino, but that would cause a huge mess... And waste good sweet food!
"Where others would probably cry." Gaara nodded to Neji who looked about to do just that.
"Takes a constitution that most people just dont have." Kiba nodded eyes on Neji.
"I hate you all." Neji growled.
"It's not the first time." Naruto shrugged.
"And this won't be the last." Kiba laughed as Neji looked ready to kill himself with his own spoon, or at least shove the handle in his ear in hopes to kill the lame sound lyrics.
Instead Neji sighed. "I'm in love with all the things I know I should resist." They all gasped at him, he had lost and was now joining in?! Had hell frozen over?
"The train is coming fast." Gaara looked at his blond who was all smiles now that he had so many followers.
Kiba smirked at Neji "Take me in your arms, the way you did last night." All eyes locked on the blushing Neji as he stood.
"And save my worthless life." Neji left the building and Kiba stood to follow.
The dog nin smiled at Naruto then winked. "I won't have to wait long." Kiba chased the pale eyed goddess like man.
"And life dances so lonely by." Shino whispered as he stood leaving as well.
"You have to make sense of my life somehow." Naruto smiled at his new lover.
"Yeah, somehow." Gaara nodded.
"So here we are the end." Naruto stretched as the ice cream was gone.
"And at the same time we're at the beginning." Gaara looked at the mess they were left to clean up.
"Of this misadventure."
"Thats something I'm trying to figure out."
"But you know addicts, we think every things about us, don't we?"
"Can we stop now?" Gaara sighed, it was hard to think of any lyrics by Sixx: A.M to replty to that with.
"Sure, after we clean up... Wanna go have sex?" Naruto blushed lightly.
Gaara nodded. "Yes."
END
A/N: I don't care for how this came out, but I've had the idea and it won't go away, good thing its only a one shot. Review if you want.