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"Hey Ino! Chouji!" Naruto screamed running up to Chouji and Ino as they were heading back from training.
"Yo Naruto," Chouji said as Naruto stopped running in front of them.
"Where's Shikamaru?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow.
"He said he had a bad day yesterday so he said he would stay in for the day. You know what? He was already outside his door when we got to his apartment," Ino said and put her hand on her chin to think.
"Maybe he's with that sand ninja girl. What was her name? Um..." Naruto also put his hand on his chin to think.
"No way! He's just her guide," Chouji proclaimed as Naruto, Ino, and him started walking in the direction Ino and him were walking originally.
"Suuure. Anyway, where could he be?" Naruto asked again.
"I bet he was cloud watching again. I swear he'll never find a girl if he keeps being so lazy," Ino exclaimed turning her head to look at Naruto. Chouji was to the left of Naruto while Ino was to the right of Naruto, and Naruto, of course, was in the middle.
"Yeah, I bet he went home to rest after he was done," Chouji said also turning his head to look at Naruto.
"Yeah," Naruto and Ino agreed.
"Lets go get him and everyone else, get Kakashi to buy us some sake, and have a big party!" Naruto screamed getting a big grin on his face at the thought of Sakura drunk.
"You know what? That's actually a good idea, Naruto! Lets go!" Ino said also grinning at the thought of a whole
bunch of boys drunk, but her grin disappeared after remembering how Sasuke wouldn't be there.
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"This is going to be one youthful night!" Lee screamed as the Konaha 11 walked down the street.
"Yeah, Lee!" Naruto said while doing his famous grin.
"For the first time I agree," Sakura said turning her head to look at Naruto with a sweet smile on her face. "But if you try anything while I'm drunk, Naruto, you won't see the light of tomorrow!" Sakura said turning her smile into an evil stare.
"Yeah, yeah, Sakura, I know," Naruto said turning his head back to its original position to hide his scared face.
"I'm actually excited about this party, too," Neji said giving a small grin.
"That's the spirit, my fateful companion!" Lee yelled raising his arm. "Also Sakura didn't threaten me if I do anything," Lee whispered giving the nice guy pose to himself.
"Oh yeah Lee if you do anything I'll kill you, too!" Sakura said giving Lee the death stare, too. Lee just groaned.
"Ok, ok, Sakura," Lee said groaning again.
"I'm the most excited about this party since I suggested it!" Naruto yelled grinning for the 100th time.
"T-t-that's g-good, Naruto," Hinata said stuttering. Suddenly a puff of smoke appeared.
"Yo," Kakashi greeted reading his book.
"Oh, Kakashi!" Naruto yelled. "We need you to buy us some sake for a party!" Naruto yelled at the thought of sake.
"Ok, but what do I get in return?" Kakashi asked lowering his book to look at the Konaha 11. Naruto grinned again and pulled out a green book. Kakashi's eye widened. "This is... Make-Out Tactics volume 2!" Kakashi took it quickly and began reading. "Ok, you win. How much you want?" Kakashi asked not looking up from the book.
"Thirty bottles should do," Naruto said handing Kakashi a wad of money. "You get the sake and meet us at Shikamaru's place. If we're going to go get him we might as well have the party at his apartment," Naruto said as Kakashi took off to fulfill Naruto's request.
"G-good idea, N-naruto," Hinata said stuttering again.
"Who knows? Maybe Shikamaru got a girlfriend," Naruto said getting a sly smile on his face.
"I bet not," Ino said sighing.
"Hey that's a good idea! Lets play strip poker!" Naruto yelled getting a bigger smile at the thought of Sakura in her under garments. Hinata blushed at the thought of Naruto down to his boxers.
"Naruto!!!" Sakura yelled knocking Naruto a good ten yards away. "I'm good with spin the bottle, but no strip poker!" Almost every guy there snapped their fingers in disappointment, and Sakura sighed. Five minutes later, they reached Shikamaru's apartment, and kakashi was waiting, about fifteen bags behind him. He looked up from his book to look at the group as they approached, but little did they know that this was happening the moment the near naked girl opened her eyes.
"Well, my job is done here," Kakashi said about to take off, but a scream from the third floor of the apartment stopped him.
"What was that?!" asked Chouji knowing it came from the floor Shikamaru was on.
"I don't know. Lets go!" Ino yelled and they jumped up to the second floor and then to the third. The group ran to the first door they saw which held a small wooden plate that read "Shikamaru Nara". They got ready to barge in, but they heard a muffled voice.
"Crap! Everyone's here! Quick hide!" one voice said.
"Chi." The Konaha 11 and Kakashi could barely make out what the second voice said.
"Quick in the closet!" the first voice said, and then the group on the outside of the door heard a few noises of pushing. Suddenly, the door opened. "Hi, everyone!" Shikamaru said a fake smile on his face.
"Yo, Shikamaru, what was all that noise we heard?" Naruto asked after greeting Shikamaru. Shikamaru's face was sweating bullets after the question.
"Uh, it was... um... mice?" he said trying to keep his smile.
"Hm, I bet you got a girlfriend!" Naruto yelled getting a bigger grin.
"What?! No way! I swear it was mice!" Shikamaru said losing his smile.
"Then why are you trying to fake a smile, and you have a nose bleed on your face," Naruto said getting a bigger smile. Shikamaru's mouth went wide.
"I... well uh," he said struggling to get the right words.
"Chi." Shikamaru's face went pale.
"What was that?" Ino asked looking past Shikamaru.
"N-nothing," he stuttered putting his arm in the way of Ino so she couldn't get into the apartment.
"What's wrong, Shikamaru? Is there something you don't want us to see?" Ino said feeling a smile coming on.
"No, nothing at all," he said still not moving.
"Then move, man! We have thirty bottles of sake to keep cool!" Naruto yelled pushing Shikamaru out of the way. He immediately stored the sake in the fridge which surprisingly fit since Shikamaru couldn't cook and was too lazy to go shopping. Shikamaru looked around to see if the girl was still there. "Ok, lets get this party started!" Naruto yelled.
"Yeah!" Lee yelled, too.
"Chi." The group heard the voice again.
"What was that?" Kiba said. He sniffed the air and said, "I smell something." He walked towards the closet in the kitchen that Shikamaru hid the girl in, and he stiffened. Shikamaru quickly got in the way.
"Don't go in there it's uh..." He struggled again to get the right words.
"Move aside," Kiba pushed passed him and reached for the door. Shikamaru was panicking now that Kiba's hand reached the door. Kiba slowly opened it to reveal... nothing. The girl was gone. "Huh? I guess you weren't lying, Shikamaru." Seriously these people need to work on their brains.
"Chi."
"Ok, what is that?!" Neji yelled getting annoyed.
"Nothing! Nothing at all!" Shikamaru said waving his arms. "Where is she?" he thought to himself as he walked towards his room. He hadn't slept all day, and boy was he tired.
"Chi." The voice came from behind the door, and Shikamaru froze.
"Hm, you here something?" Naruto asked looking up from the cup of sake he was about to drink. Shikamaru was sweating bullets again.
"Naruto! Why are you already drinking?!" Sakura yelled ready to hit him.
"Well, we need a bottle to play spin the bottle!" Naruto yelled putting his arms up in defense. Shikamaru would have to thank Sakura later. "Huh? Shikamaru, Why'd you stop?" So much for thanking her, but that wasn't important right now. He'll have to go to drastic measures so the rest of the Konaha 11 won't think he's a pervert. He'll have to play spin the bottle.
"N-no reason, but lets hurry up and play spin the bottle." Shikamaru said clapping his hands together.
"Right!" yelled Naruto who was on his third cup of sake.
"Well, I'll take my leave," Kakashi said and took off. Shikamaru felt more confident now that the smartest of the people
he had to trick left.
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After everyone had about three cups of sake, the game of spin the bottle began. "Ok, here are the rules: 1. I'll spin
first since I'm the prettiest," said Ino who was explaining the rules but had to dodge a kunai at the first one, but she
continued, "2. Who ever it lands on get to choose between truth or dare. 3. If you choose truth you're a wuss, and
I get to ask you a yes or no question and you have to answer it truthfully. 4. If you chose truth and answered I'll enter
your mind to find out if you told the truth. 5. If you choose dare you're not a wuss, and you have to do what ever I say.
6. After that, you get to spin the bottle, and the cycle starts over. Ok, ready?" Everyone nodded to confirm they were
ready, but Shikamaru had a gut feeling this would end badly.
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All I have to say is review, and what happened to the girl in Shikamaru's apartment? Find out in the next chapter as Shikamaru tries to get everyone to pass out and find a better place to hide the girl. Bye!