BtVS/House
Dr. Gregory House had a smile on his face. He had finally managed to sneak away from doing his clinic hours even though he was under the watchful eye of Dr. Cuddy. His favorite show was about to start and he had found an empty exam room with his name on it. He slipped inside and turned on the television. General Hospital appeared on the screen and House felt a bit of nostalgia running through him. Just as he was about to get comfortable, he heard a commotion from outside of the room. He opened the door and looked outside to see a blonde woman making a lot of noise.
"I have to pay for WHAT?!" Anya yelled at the doctor. "Do you know how much MONEY that COSTS?!"
"But Miss, without the surgery, your fiancé may never be able to get full function in his leg again." The doctor protested.
"That's not the point! Xander's not going to die without it, is he? More importantly, he will still be able to give me orgasms even without the surgery, right?" Anya asked anxiously.
"Well...I-I-I... um...uh..." The flustered doctor stuttered out. The doctor looked around for support, but all of the bystanders seemed to look away at the same time.
"Oh for Christ sakes! What the hell is your problem?" Anya turned to see an irritated scruffy-looking guy with a cane standing halfway outside of an exam room.
"Excuse me?" Anya asked, somewhat affronted at this stranger's rudeness. Kind of ironic considering it was Anya.
"Just pay for the surgery, you silly twit! It'll be a win-win situation. You get your orgasms, Xander gets to walk without a bum leg, the doctor doesn't have to answer your ridiculous questions, and I get to watch my show in peace!" House ranted at her before he slammed the door shut.
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