BtVS/Borat

Anya watched as a tall man with dark, curly hair and a bushy mustache walk into her store and ask people questions with a cameraman in tow. It was as if everyone was offended by his questions, many walking away from him as he spoke. Several women had already slapped his face. Anya wondered what was so bad about him, except for the fact that he wasn't buying anything so far and he was chasing her customers away. He seemed like he was genuinely curious about the people. Xander had always explained to her about being nice to others because it was a human trait to be polite in public. Anya decided that she was going to do the polite thing and see if she could help the man out. She walked up to him and his cameraman.

"Hello." Anya greeted. "I'm Anya. This is my store. Do you need any help?"

"Hello. My name is Borat. I come from the glorious nation of Kazakstan. I make documentary of American culture." The man introduced himself.

"May I ask you questions?" He asked politely.

"Sure. What do you need to know?" Anya asked.

"You are very nice. I like you. Do you like me?" Borat wondered.

"Well, you seem nice enough, but I don't really know you." Anya stated honestly. What a strange, but polite man. Why did everyone run away from him?

"You are beautiful woman." Borat told her.

"Thank you!" Anya really liked this man. He was good for her ego.

"I like sex. Do you like sex?" Borat asked curiously.

Anya's eyes lit up at the question. Finally, someone else who liked to talk about sex openly! "Yes! Next to money, orgasms are one of my favorite things."

"Really? Sexy time is one of my favorites also. Would you like to have sexy time with me?" Borat questioned. He motioned his cameraman to come closer.

"I'm sorry. I already have a boyfriend." Anya said apologetically.

"Your boyfriend, he is a stallion? Very good at sex, yes?" Borat asked. Anya looked directly into the camera and grinned.

"Oh yes. I love my daily orgasms." She answered enthusiastically.

"You make with the sexy time everyday?" Borat inquired anxiously. No one liked to answer his questions.

"Of course. My boyfriend, Xander, gives me great orgasms." Anya gushed.

Borat smiled widely and raised his hand. "High five!"