BtVS/Supernatural
Dean and Sam entered the Bronze looking to let off some steam. They had a lead on the demon that killed their mom and Jess, and it led them straight to Sunnydale. Dean looked around for a bit before he spied his target. He smiled and turned to Sam.
"I'll be right back, Sammy. I gotta take care of something first." Dean began to walk away. Sam just looked in the direction that Dean was walking and shook his head.
Anya stood in front of the restrooms of the Bronze. Xander had just gone into the men's bathroom and Anya had decided to wait outside of the door for him, instead of finding a table to sit down. As Anya waited, she noticed a nicely built man with short, spiky hair and green eyes heading directly for her. He had a cockiness to him that Anya found attractive. If only Xander could pull off that sort of self-confidence. He stopped right in front of her and gave her a sexy smile.
"Excuse me, would you--" He began to ask, but was cut off by Anya. She knew he was going to ask her to dance and decided to let him know she was taken. It was sort of a shame that Xander would rather be in a hell dimension than have another guy join them in bed. She knew he had no objections to another woman, but a guy was out of the question. What ever happened to equal opportunities? Anya sighed at the imaginary loss before preparing to let the guy down.
"Sorry, but I already have a boyfriend. His name is Xander and he gives me great orgasms, but I'm sure that you give great orgasms too. It's just that I love my Xander." Anya gave him an apologetic smile. The man raised an eyebrow at her and smirked.
"Look lady, that's great. I'm happy for you...really...but could you move?" Anya frowned. That wasn't quite the reaction she was expecting.
"Huh?" Dean gave Anya a pointed glance over her shoulder. Anya didn't get it. "What?"
"I gotta take a leak. You're kinda in the way."
"Oh."
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