Wackiest Christmas Ever Part 2
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR THE OC DIANNE! ANY SIMILARITY BETWEEN HER AND ANY OTHER PEOPLE EXCEPT ME IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL!
Note: Okay, road trip is finally here! Thanks for the Denny idea, .
Dani glanced cheerfully at her adoptive brother, Danny. "How's the snow, Danny?" asked Dani. "Humph. Christmas. Nothing but a bunch of kids getting together to ridicule someone else. We're even carrying three kids from the cul-de-sac," he replied, in a grumpy mood. His face even showed it. Dani glimpsed the three kids at the back of the RV. They were Ed, Edd and Eddy. "We're gonna make buckets of money from these Possibles as soon as we get there," said Eddy. "Yeah, and we're gonna buy jawbreakers!" agreed Ed. But there was one who seemed to not agree. Dani observed the kid with a red shirt, who was often called Double D. "But Christmas isn't all presents. We're here for the true spirit of Christmas, family and friends," he said. Ed seemed to agree, since he kept nodding his head. But Eddy didn't. "Family, shmamily! What's great about Christmas is we can get our hands on bagfuls of money! And a simple old scam will take it! Let's test it out on the famous kid over there, the one with the black eyes," replied Eddy, ticked off. Dani was surprised. She couldn't believe her ears. Here was a kid who didn't care about family and would rather make money. Dani's eyes welled up in tears. They were in December 8, 2008, and this kid was money-loving. I wish that guy would just realize, money isn't all that, she thought. Dani then looked at Danny. She shrugged the disturbing chat off and was prepared to happily look at the snow. "What do you think of Christmas?" asked Dani. "Nothing! It's nothing. It stinks like a dumpster!" Danny roared out. His eyes were glaring at Dani, and she sank into her seat. "Don't ask me that question again," said Danny in a cold tone, the tone as cold as the winter wind. Dani knew at once that Danny's Christmas spirit was shattered. But how?
Unbeknownst to the would-be scammers, Dianne heard them, loud and clear. "So they wanna scam me, eh, for money? He, he, they won't know what hit them," said the black-haired girl, her prankster mind beginning to work. Eddy traveled down to Dianne's seat. "Would you like some energy drinks? They're calorie-free!" said the con kid. "No. I'd rather just sit back and relax. And if you wanna scam me, here's your payment!" she said, dumping a bucket of water over Eddy's head. Man, I should do that more than once! Dianne thought, giggling. Eddy moaned and stomped back to the back of the RV, and Dianne snickered in laughter, and to everyone's surprise, snorted like a pig. "Oopsie-doopsie," she said, embarrassed by the sudden snort. But instead of laughing at her, Dani laughed at the expense of Eddy. "Man, that water dump was fun to watch!" the girl said between snickers, snorts and giggles. This simple laugh made Dianne snicker, snort and laugh again. This is going to be the coolest, most magical, and best Christmas ever, Dianne thought.
Kim and Ron waited for the Fentons' RV and the spies' car to come up. And they were right. Kim's godmother Sam along with Ron's aunts Clover and Alex came, bearing two presents for the couple, with Clover's boyfriend Blaine, and the spies' good friend Britney in tow. The whole immediate Possible family knew of the four girls and a boy being spies for WOOHP. Nonetheless, they accepted them. "How's my little Kimmy-baby?" asked Sam, rubbing Kim's head. "Auntie!" said Kim, ticked off. "Oh, yeah. Well, sorry, Kim. We're in college, we can't help it," replied Alex, laughing. Kim groaned. Next came the Fentons and the Turners. "You guys are a day early," said Kim. This time, it was her turn to laugh. But the laughing was cut short when a grumpy Danny descended from the RV. "Danny, you look--" Kim began, but was cut short. "Do it! Laugh at me for not liking Christmas. Yeah, go and laugh!" he roared out like a tsunami. Kim shrank in emotional size. But not for long, because a cheerful Dianne came down, glasses and all. "Girl, why are you still wearing those glasses?" Kim teased. "Oh, you know I'm nearsighted," laughed the little girl, in mock shame. But her winning smile gave her away as just joking around. "How's my cousin doing?" asked Alex, slapping Dianne's back. "Hey, easy on the spinal cord," Dianne joked. Kim laughed. This was a cool Christmas.
(Sorry if it's short. But I really like this.)